O.D.M Being Generous-With a sneak Peak of 8-fold plan
O.D.M Uncovers hidden agendas
O.D.M cannot deny uncovered conspiracy theories, theories that changed the maps, cultures, and way of life in the Middle East and across the world. Hidden agendas, secret pacts, plans, covert operations and veiled intentions have been in use ever since the caveman “Ogg” convinced his woman prey that he has “nam nam” in his cave, surprising her with his untold reproductive intentions.
Hidden Agenda
One cannot unwind history, Sykes-Picot, God map their soul, probably signed off the Middle East into turmoil while sitting at his comfortable Victorian leather chair, sipping Earl Grey tea with a splash of cognac. The majority of people in the Middle East blame Western Governments such as Britain, France, America and our favorite scapegoat Israel for their misery. I blame them too. I hate American foreign policy, but I also hate our domestic and foreign policy.
O.D.M’s Most Hated List:
1-Bashar’s lack of reform
2-Us not doing anything for the Motherland
3-My annoying coworker who keeps on asking me what I am doing.
4-The West, and the U.S. for screwing us up the more they benefit.
O.D.M’s List of obsolete Things:
1-Greater Syria
2- Pan Arabism
3-Quite Syrians
4-Charleston Pants
5-Tolerating the situation in Syria, until we liberate Palestine and Golan Heights
O.D.M’s Self-Contradiction
O.D.M loves Late President Haffez Assad. I don’t think it is a contradiction, I believe he came at a time when Israel was still not invincible, Greater Syria was still possible, and the world was bi-polar in power and principle (Communist/Capitalist)
O.D.M Declaration:
DESPITE MY BLIND HATE FOR WESTERN/ISRAELI HIDDEN AGENDAS. If I were Israeli, I would pluck a dictator’s eye out, and symbolically dedicated to David Ben Gurion, for playing a key role in embedding the roots of Israel in the Middlest Middle Eastern point in the Middle East. …Golda Mayer…Sharon and many more who initiated the division between Arab crooks.
If I were American, I would attend every presidents’ inauguration for four hours in the middle of a Washington D.C’ January below zero temperatures. I would also put G.W Bush’s poster behind my desk, not some dictator who has lead my country by inheritance or force.
Not a Hidden Agenda
I cherish leaders who look after their people; I hate them for the mess they put others in. I want to remind people that the world’s resources are scarce, it is the reason we have money and wars. Therefore, they may have a point of looking after their people ONLY. If it is going to be hard to make everybody happy, then screw everybody else. That is the story of American foreign policy.
Unfortunately if redneck Billy, Jimmy, or Stacey were Syrian, they would pack their bags and leave Damascus at the first available flight. They wouldn’t tolerate the situation, no money, nothing but more and more illiteracy, poverty, and unemployment.
Bush has no hidden agenda, it is clear to everyone; he wants to secure the best resources for his country. He wants the oils of Caspian Sea, Iran, Iraq, Nigeria, anti Russian USSR remnants to his fountain of Arab Gulf countries. He is doing what is good for himself and his people.
Israel is paying unmatched amounts of money, to place academics, business men, intellectuals, advertising, propaganda, and political figures in the forefront of American way of thought, and decision making. They are doing what is good for their country.
We are tormenting Bush, grieving over the past, blaming the West, refusing any new ideology or anything western, and being ashamed of our present circumstances. We are not doing what is good for our country, or our people.
I hate Bush, but let us face the facts, Bush, Sharon, and all heads of western states’ strive for their nation’s well being, and that is not hidden agenda, it is their agenda. Do you want to know why? Because if they don’t, they will not be voted for again-regardless of who ends up voting, if you argue so- The extent to where this well being takes them, and what side effects it will have on bystanders, it is for us to discuss in such forums.
Middle East: NO @#$%@# AGENDA!
If you look at all the countries in the world that are now enjoying stability and freedom, and look for their common denominators, you would unsurprisingly see the blend of unity with a hint of freedom and a syringe of unprecedented quest for improvement. We should demand those rights, and quit re-inventing the wheel. We now know what works in today’s world. Kurds, Turkmans, Allawites, Shiites, Sunnis, Druze and any other sect including Syrian Buddhists (if available) should have their opinions heard, and demand a say in Syrian politics.
A Sneak Peak at O.D.M’s Plan
O.D.M’s 8-Fold Plan is very dangerous, controversial, and effective. Given that the Civil Disobedience Movement implements it word for word. I will not give away the 8-fold plan in details, I will give you an overview of what it is. First, let me tell you that the the Civil Disobedience Movement has to kinds of Members, O.D.M’s Unit, consisting of 7 people, looking to expand it to probably 30. This Unit is responsible for organizing, recruiting, coordinating and motivating the rest of the Civil Disobedience Movement. The rest of the Civil disobedience Movement (C.D.M) will be the general public, who will participate in non-physical, peaceful Disobedience.
The reason I am not posting the full 8-Fold Plan, is because I don’t see the momentum yet, still early. This blog is three days old.
Summary of O.D.M’s 8-Fold Plan
-An Ultimatum to current regime, warning of a General Civil Disobedience, in case of non-compliance. Ultimatum does not require regime stepping down.
-Calm period, in which C.D.M members speak out, letting the world and the regime know that O.D.M and all are very #$%%# serious.
-Waiting for a direct response from President, and acting accordingly.
And if s#it doesn't come our way, then.O.D.M et al will unleash the full scale Civil Disobedience..and the S#it shall hit the fan!
The 8-fold plans contains further details, and O.D.M’s main “blast call” that would appeal to all Syrian Students, and workers, and the International Media.
O.D.M’s Urgent Demands
Absolute Freedom of Speech.
A real Parliament with power, in which we can discuss the issues of democracy, political, prisoners, emergency laws, economy...etc
Stop rejecting anything new, the “forbidden until imposed” system does not work anymore. We have banned anything we are not familiar with until it got out of our control, from satellite receivers to importing finished goods to democracy (not yet).
Sincerely fight corruption, reward whistle-blowers, and establish a hotline for those who experience any kind of corruption. Even if it took manufacturing another million 1000 Syrian Pound notes to give police and government workers, and experience a short inflation. We need to stop corruption, which will solve 60% of Syrian problems and pull in many hungry foreign and Syrian investors waiting to tap into untouched Syrian resources.
Acknowledge the problem we have, ask for improvements. We are running out of oil, our infrastructure is primitive, and what is left of what used to be near perfect touristic sites need promotion and mending.
I demand another Foreign Minister, who would dedicate 10+ hours a day to foreign broadcast and print media. O.D.M, nominates himself.
No More shlippers, (shoes turned into slippers). Syrians know what I am talking about, I hate that! If you want a slipper, by one, don’t bend your shoe into one!
I demand stopping one of the quarterly Army relocation for a term and use the money saved in promoting Syrian tourism abroad.
I demand a private television network- ODM International
O.D.M’s Conclusion
All of you respectful and non-respectful Syrian intellectuals, students, academics, dumb asses and lawmakers, should join the quest to be heard in Syrian politics. We don’t want to take power, we want to advice, and be taken seriously. We all hope we don’t have to resort to my 8-Fold Plan of Civil Disobedience.To be a proud Syrian, you must be heard. In a world full of people with hidden or unhidden agendas, we should struggle for an agenda that benefits us all, and excel at everything we do. Let us share our uncovered hidden agenda of securing a better future of Syria with the world, let us be more active. As they say, there are those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who have no idea of what happened, lets not be the latter.
O.D.M.
O.D.M cannot deny uncovered conspiracy theories, theories that changed the maps, cultures, and way of life in the Middle East and across the world. Hidden agendas, secret pacts, plans, covert operations and veiled intentions have been in use ever since the caveman “Ogg” convinced his woman prey that he has “nam nam” in his cave, surprising her with his untold reproductive intentions.
Hidden Agenda
One cannot unwind history, Sykes-Picot, God map their soul, probably signed off the Middle East into turmoil while sitting at his comfortable Victorian leather chair, sipping Earl Grey tea with a splash of cognac. The majority of people in the Middle East blame Western Governments such as Britain, France, America and our favorite scapegoat Israel for their misery. I blame them too. I hate American foreign policy, but I also hate our domestic and foreign policy.
O.D.M’s Most Hated List:
1-Bashar’s lack of reform
2-Us not doing anything for the Motherland
3-My annoying coworker who keeps on asking me what I am doing.
4-The West, and the U.S. for screwing us up the more they benefit.
O.D.M’s List of obsolete Things:
1-Greater Syria
2- Pan Arabism
3-Quite Syrians
4-Charleston Pants
5-Tolerating the situation in Syria, until we liberate Palestine and Golan Heights
O.D.M’s Self-Contradiction
O.D.M loves Late President Haffez Assad. I don’t think it is a contradiction, I believe he came at a time when Israel was still not invincible, Greater Syria was still possible, and the world was bi-polar in power and principle (Communist/Capitalist)
O.D.M Declaration:
DESPITE MY BLIND HATE FOR WESTERN/ISRAELI HIDDEN AGENDAS. If I were Israeli, I would pluck a dictator’s eye out, and symbolically dedicated to David Ben Gurion, for playing a key role in embedding the roots of Israel in the Middlest Middle Eastern point in the Middle East. …Golda Mayer…Sharon and many more who initiated the division between Arab crooks.
If I were American, I would attend every presidents’ inauguration for four hours in the middle of a Washington D.C’ January below zero temperatures. I would also put G.W Bush’s poster behind my desk, not some dictator who has lead my country by inheritance or force.
Not a Hidden Agenda
I cherish leaders who look after their people; I hate them for the mess they put others in. I want to remind people that the world’s resources are scarce, it is the reason we have money and wars. Therefore, they may have a point of looking after their people ONLY. If it is going to be hard to make everybody happy, then screw everybody else. That is the story of American foreign policy.
Unfortunately if redneck Billy, Jimmy, or Stacey were Syrian, they would pack their bags and leave Damascus at the first available flight. They wouldn’t tolerate the situation, no money, nothing but more and more illiteracy, poverty, and unemployment.
Bush has no hidden agenda, it is clear to everyone; he wants to secure the best resources for his country. He wants the oils of Caspian Sea, Iran, Iraq, Nigeria, anti Russian USSR remnants to his fountain of Arab Gulf countries. He is doing what is good for himself and his people.
Israel is paying unmatched amounts of money, to place academics, business men, intellectuals, advertising, propaganda, and political figures in the forefront of American way of thought, and decision making. They are doing what is good for their country.
We are tormenting Bush, grieving over the past, blaming the West, refusing any new ideology or anything western, and being ashamed of our present circumstances. We are not doing what is good for our country, or our people.
I hate Bush, but let us face the facts, Bush, Sharon, and all heads of western states’ strive for their nation’s well being, and that is not hidden agenda, it is their agenda. Do you want to know why? Because if they don’t, they will not be voted for again-regardless of who ends up voting, if you argue so- The extent to where this well being takes them, and what side effects it will have on bystanders, it is for us to discuss in such forums.
Middle East: NO @#$%@# AGENDA!
If you look at all the countries in the world that are now enjoying stability and freedom, and look for their common denominators, you would unsurprisingly see the blend of unity with a hint of freedom and a syringe of unprecedented quest for improvement. We should demand those rights, and quit re-inventing the wheel. We now know what works in today’s world. Kurds, Turkmans, Allawites, Shiites, Sunnis, Druze and any other sect including Syrian Buddhists (if available) should have their opinions heard, and demand a say in Syrian politics.
A Sneak Peak at O.D.M’s Plan
O.D.M’s 8-Fold Plan is very dangerous, controversial, and effective. Given that the Civil Disobedience Movement implements it word for word. I will not give away the 8-fold plan in details, I will give you an overview of what it is. First, let me tell you that the the Civil Disobedience Movement has to kinds of Members, O.D.M’s Unit, consisting of 7 people, looking to expand it to probably 30. This Unit is responsible for organizing, recruiting, coordinating and motivating the rest of the Civil Disobedience Movement. The rest of the Civil disobedience Movement (C.D.M) will be the general public, who will participate in non-physical, peaceful Disobedience.
The reason I am not posting the full 8-Fold Plan, is because I don’t see the momentum yet, still early. This blog is three days old.
Summary of O.D.M’s 8-Fold Plan
-An Ultimatum to current regime, warning of a General Civil Disobedience, in case of non-compliance. Ultimatum does not require regime stepping down.
-Calm period, in which C.D.M members speak out, letting the world and the regime know that O.D.M and all are very #$%%# serious.
-Waiting for a direct response from President, and acting accordingly.
And if s#it doesn't come our way, then.O.D.M et al will unleash the full scale Civil Disobedience..and the S#it shall hit the fan!
The 8-fold plans contains further details, and O.D.M’s main “blast call” that would appeal to all Syrian Students, and workers, and the International Media.
O.D.M’s Urgent Demands
Absolute Freedom of Speech.
A real Parliament with power, in which we can discuss the issues of democracy, political, prisoners, emergency laws, economy...etc
Stop rejecting anything new, the “forbidden until imposed” system does not work anymore. We have banned anything we are not familiar with until it got out of our control, from satellite receivers to importing finished goods to democracy (not yet).
Sincerely fight corruption, reward whistle-blowers, and establish a hotline for those who experience any kind of corruption. Even if it took manufacturing another million 1000 Syrian Pound notes to give police and government workers, and experience a short inflation. We need to stop corruption, which will solve 60% of Syrian problems and pull in many hungry foreign and Syrian investors waiting to tap into untouched Syrian resources.
Acknowledge the problem we have, ask for improvements. We are running out of oil, our infrastructure is primitive, and what is left of what used to be near perfect touristic sites need promotion and mending.
I demand another Foreign Minister, who would dedicate 10+ hours a day to foreign broadcast and print media. O.D.M, nominates himself.
No More shlippers, (shoes turned into slippers). Syrians know what I am talking about, I hate that! If you want a slipper, by one, don’t bend your shoe into one!
I demand stopping one of the quarterly Army relocation for a term and use the money saved in promoting Syrian tourism abroad.
I demand a private television network- ODM International
O.D.M’s Conclusion
All of you respectful and non-respectful Syrian intellectuals, students, academics, dumb asses and lawmakers, should join the quest to be heard in Syrian politics. We don’t want to take power, we want to advice, and be taken seriously. We all hope we don’t have to resort to my 8-Fold Plan of Civil Disobedience.To be a proud Syrian, you must be heard. In a world full of people with hidden or unhidden agendas, we should struggle for an agenda that benefits us all, and excel at everything we do. Let us share our uncovered hidden agenda of securing a better future of Syria with the world, let us be more active. As they say, there are those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who have no idea of what happened, lets not be the latter.
O.D.M.
posted by The One and Only One Disobedient Mofo @ 10:47 AM
Current Time in The MotherLand:
17 Comments:
U really should be Foreign Minister!
So that everytime Rice criticizes Syria, you tell her to fuck off!
Nice Blog..
But I think you have a wild imagination..
How are all these Civil Disobedients gonna join?
HOMSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!
Alwasy knew all Homsies are smart..Way to go man.
O.D.M...count me in
Do you smoke weed?
Doesn't work,
He will put you and the rest of the disobedients in jail, where you will all be very obedient, especially when it is time to bend down and grab the soap from the shower.
You need a revolution, or a Coup D'etat, he has control of all political and millitary apparatus.
Civil Disobedience is revolution "Shlomo"!
Too funny!
Kepp up! I am going to syria, how can I help in disobeying?
I know a way how you can "obey" Randa...
!!!!!!!FUCK SYRIA!!!!
Proud Lebanese, I think it was the otherway, we were fucking the Lebanese for 30 years!
funny shit man. I am guessing you live in Lebanon and listen to shit load of rap (i noticed the link to O.D.B). after reading randa's comment something struck me. we never read comments from any ladies on Syriacomment or other Syria related sites. shame!!!
Tarek
Hello. I'm just another looser who reads your blog because he has nothing better to do. Well actually I have something better to do, but dont do it. Maybe that's because I'm a looser.
OK. Anyway (I'm funny huh?).
Uh oh yeah this is the part where I pretend to be knowledgable and say something very important. Well it may be important who knows, someday I might change the world with one of these blogs comment.
Are you bored yet? If not I strongly suggest that you become so. Anyway if you want to keep reading: here it is.
Dear ODM, while reading your latest post where you say that you like Mr Hafez el Assad, I thought that it would sound smart and all to ask you after how you could like someone who almost destroyed one of his own cities because its people did not agree with him. I'm thinking of Hama of course.
Or maybe do you just "like" him because everybody hates him and you thought that it would be cool and make you special to go against the current and say that you somehow like him. Well I think he was a OSM (One smart muthafucka muhahahaha).
Your turn now...
proud lebanese fuck off. I am lebanese too but I'm not stupid like you. Having a couple thousands dollars more than a syrian, driving a shiny car and going to monnot to show off every weekend doesnt make you better than him.
I'm in.
"Do you smoke weed?"
Why does that question keep coming up? Is that the syrian expression for "hello"?
Superb Blog. Will comeback!!
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