One (Syrian) Disobedient Mofo

O.D.M: The Return

2010-01-30T04:16:00.007-05:00

Comrades,

If Spiderman and Batman Return..then I shall have the returnest return of all the f*** returns since the first mention of the combined letters "R.E.T.U.R.N" was ever recorded...and I'm talking way before the Frenchy's put a "re" before a "torner"..in case your butthole craves etymilogical pleasures.....

Last time I wrote in this blog I was 23...I was dumb and lost in a very smart way...I mean if you take away the few mediocre yet award winning articles I wrote in 2006...since my last pieces a lot of shit happened, including-but not limited to:

- YOUTUBE!
- Iphone/Ipod/Ipad & Blackberries
- Obama
- Harriri visit Syria
- Water traces on Mars
- Swarms of Crazy long bearded Sheikhs that now have blogs (iFatwanizers)!
-Kim Kardashian
- Mapping of Mammal genome
- GPS
- Glenn Beck re-invented

small foot note: while all this was happening, Arabs as a whole and Muslims specifically managed to go back 233 years back into the anals of History ..by further digging themselves a bigger bacwardedness hole, and shattering the proverbial glass ceiling of ignorance thus further proving their links to Silverback Gorillaz..therefore their only accomplishment is causing scientists concerned with this topic to add Gorillaz, as opposed to Chimps, to the Darwinian Theory of Evolution

BUT now, since I have sponged in some newfound knowledge, and equipped my balls with diamond strength, yet ipod strength touch technology...I am ready to spit some literature like never before.

and unlike the Studios of NBC, I will allow you, my fans to pick the first topic that I should unverginize in my blog after the prolonged freeze...yet again, any new words you find here are not misspelled, or misused..they are just new coined words..like "unverginize"

Do keep in mind: I don't want to discuss pop culture..evaluate porn websites, or teach you how to make 12.99$ from your home PC.

O.D.M is back....

I'm not Americanized...Ur just a Fool

2006-11-06T02:32:00.001-05:00

"You have been Americanized"

"We've lost you my friend, you have been Americanized"

"There is no use, U.S. Propoganda has got to you"

"INN LAM TAKON ZI'BAN, AKALATKAL ZI 'ABU"
"If you ain't cunning, you'll be eaten by the foxes"

Before I go off and write on you idiots, let me ask you this...

Why do we expect the United States to be on our Side or Help Us?

I am serious...why? Are we the chosen ones? are we their great grand fathers? Do they think we piss Beer? Or It's written in the scripts of their Great Skull & Bones and Masonic Scriptures? HUH??

Our Governments have been stupid enough to give them what they want (Oil, royalties, obedience....etc) and yet demand the minimum...the same chair in that presidential palace..

We have not been helping our country, why them?

You see, I have not been Americanized, I have been enlightened.

I don't like the American Government, but at the same token I don't see any reason why it should stand by us...or not fuck us and laugh about it...

HEY!! Whatever your Believes are...Humans Are Ordered by Buddha, Darwin, Jesus and Islam to follow their interest, and we don't....pray or go to hell...be good to yourself and you won't die....why do we let dictators rape us and expect the U.S to be our saviour?

America don't give a shit...they have to feed and provide oil for 300 million Americans, and Manage 52 States, and cater to their own problems...so Fuck off and wake up.

The Reason why America will not help us is the same why your pretentious wise-ass wouldn't go and preach a gay guy to go back to his normal sexual conduct...

Why would you go, and preach heterosexual behavior to a guy you don't know...Don't give that "because I wanna do the right thing" bullshit...I am talking on a bigger level, the world level...that serious reality of limited resources and time management..

In Macro Marketing sense...meaning if there were 5 girls and 5 boys on an island (including that gay guy), You'd be stupid not to encourage him and even the other guys to be more gay and enjoy your self a good orgy and wide range of kids...you know...be fruitful

If I had competition and prettier guy with bigger penises, and all the five girls were taken...HELL, I would even grab a banana and start sucking on it hoping to attract and teach those assholes how to be gay.

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Special Section for the Intellectually Challenged Readers
If you understood my Islan Example, please skip this section

By Comparing the world and its inhabitants to a small Island with 5 guys and 5 girls, I portray the following:

1-The world has limited resources (meaning that food, oil, drinkable water and other material available now will be over soon), just like if you were on a small island with 5 girls and a couple of trees and some other food.

2-If those people on the island were meant to live there for their whole life, the ones who don't breed (have sex), will not have children. Therefor, there your ass will be dead soon, while the offsbrings of people who successfully mated will be pissing on what will soon be your grave in the future..zero continuity, ya 7mar.

3- If one of the 5 guys turnes gay, that means there is an extra female for the 4 other guys. (5-1= 4 Guys interested in girls)

4-Gay guys eat less fat, to stay lookin sexy for other guys...saving more food for you, and probably giving more reasons to the other straight guy who has been having gay dreams lately to get out of the closet

5-Moral of the story: You are dumb, but you have to know that in a world of competition, the idle and too friendly people get screwed.
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"...You have became an American"

This is what I hear everytime I go into a political conversation and express how frustrated I am with our failed Governments...

Those stupid people who accuse me of such dissassociation and deviation fail to notice that I never, ever supported nor will ever support the U.S. government...but they do hate it when I curse my governments actions...

You see.....to me, our Baathist regime and others in the region have the best propoganda campaign in the world. That campaign taught a lot of donkeys in this region that if you blame your government, you are with the Americans....

We invented the term "you're either with us, or against us"

I always tell those ignorant asses that by spending much of my life in the U.S did not Americanize me...but it did Enlighten me...It taught me something we all know, but never take serious..."Self Interest"

SELF INTEREST 101: God Bless Me, Fuck Everybody Else.

ARABISM101: Unity, Peace, Equality, Prosperity, Love for All.....zzzzZZZZZZZZzzzZZZZZ

Since our failed brothers in the fucked up backstabbing so-called Arab world have failed us in everything from rooting against us in football matches to unilaterally withdrawing from liberation wars and other fundemental treaties...I say it is not only the time to give up this "Arabism Bullshit", but it is time to lubricate some Fingers and Fondle with some Brotherly Arab Ass....

To me, it's payback time bitches....

You see, I may be talking about a couple of points, but all those small brown points make up my big shit, my main idea.

You assholes, it is no wonder why Universities with budgets that surpass our countries national income pride themselves with diversity...

There is no need to wonder why people who are well-travelled are more sought after for employment, marriage...sex....etc

It is no wonder why people who have experienced the world know better than a Stupid ass Arab with a rotten cause!

People who are not after their national interest are not my friends....

and when I support changing our regime and looking after Syria I am not being an American...I am being More Syrian than your grandfathers' persian-rug-look-alike moustache...

Go play someplace else...

Syria Forever

O.D.M

The One & Only Returns

2006-10-11T04:15:00.000-04:00

Dear Obedient Mofos......

JUST IN case you forgot, I am The One & Only, The Illustrious Disobedient Mofo, A.K.A Fidel KashFlo, The Last One Standing, 47, G-Killa, Murda-V, Syrial Killa, The Upsettor, The Last Real G Alive amongst other names...

I proudly am the original founder of the highschool gang that reached unprecedented regional levels, the J.M.A, or "Jama3a M2ayra Ma3on", terrorizing teachers, and blackmailing good transcripts.....

I am the Foresee-or, ImpliMENTOR, dediCATOR...and undisputedly the worst Disobedient Motherfucker you will see in this life, or your soon-to-be-in-a-rotten-grave with only a picture of your politically-useless life to remind your relatives...who will also forget about you in about 6 months to a year...

I not only watch what is happening, I know what is happening, and I take part in what is happening...

I predicted the Harriri Murder, Ghazi Kanaan Murder, The Belated Investigation, the war in Lebanon and your daddy's trans-gender surgery...I don't need to show you a proof...go somewhere else, or take some time and research my earlier posts.

My balls are made of Carbon Nanotubes: A diamond cutting, super-strong light futuristic material that can penetrate a stubborn pre-historic Kurdish person's fossilized skull... and drill holes to dig up the untapped oil deeply imbedded in the Pole of the northern hemisphere.

My balls' material has only been duplicated in CERN labs in Switzerland, 600 Metres below see level, in the same Triple-Glazed Underground Silos they keep the next World Piff-Paff (Raid), the Anti-Matter.

After this humble re-introduction, my generous ass would like to briefly share with you an argument I had with a Lebanese Middle-Eastern optimist.. Who had the audacity to tell me that the New Saudi, UAE, new Lebanon will provide a modern example to the Middle East, swaying Arabs from the backwardness..and ushering them into the new world.

He argued that only by the help of the prospourous, pro-western, Israel-friendly Lebanon...the Arab world would be fine..

he added that that's why it is the most sought after destination in the Arab world...

He talked of the freedom of press, prostitution, and open minded traits of the lebanese society....

blah blah blah, tomato tamato, Playstation, Omlette Du fromage...bullshit wrapped in pita bread...

As you know me, as THE ONE & ONLY DISOBEDIENT MOFO, I would NEVER lower my self and utilize my artful skills, knowledge and counter that ignorant fuck who's picture appears on http://www.ratemypoo.com/ ...

I mean if they were people in there, maybe I'd show off and throw and make that fool sound like an illigitimate son of King Fahd or something like that..

But instead... I gave Bozo the Clown one of my vintage 1997 mean looks... warning him as he was speaking that I am going to humiliate him in 17 seconds, and make him look like he has just been caught pleasuring himself to cartoons by his mom as it was sadly unstoppable due to premature ejaculation, infront of the girl he has been desperately trying to take out and impress all night...

I just advised the Trend-following metrosexual to go ahead and start what has already started in San Diego and Boston, and begin the full-westernization campaign to go infront of Lebanon's Parliament in Rainbow-Colored suite and start the big battle of allowing Gay-Sex marriage..

I also told him the his fruity shirt he was wearing would help in the agenda, and set the tone for a happy ending.

I also was specific on inheritence issues between same sex couples: The Taker in the Relationhip would take 57%, and The Giver would be eligible for 43%, in case one of them should die before the other. Givers and Takers to be calculated as an average for the duration of the relationship.

You should have seen the color of his face...I caught him off guard, I could swear that his face had the colors of my balls..they have been awefully blue during Ramadan..

Coversation Ended right there.

Syria Forever,

O.D.M

What are the Saudis Doing with their Money and Arab Ass?

2006-07-30T09:59:00.000-04:00

Saudi Arabia Donates More than 6 Million Dollars to LSU (Louisiana State University)

Saudi Arabia Buys more than 5bn Dollars worth of American Weapons and Systems

Saudi Arabian Ruling Government can eat my poop

There was a time when having an oil embargo was an option on the table…

There was a time when people used to look for a Saudi influence in the region…

Seriously, I am mentally constipated, creatively de-motivated, and emotionally disturbed-fuckingdated…

All I can say, is that, Saudi Arabia State of America, the Arab world………

I am speechless, I can’t write anymore….

No Comment

2006-07-20T03:10:00.000-04:00

Little Israeli Bitches Writing a little note to the soon-to-be-dead-Lebanese Girls

Poor Lebanese

2006-07-13T06:38:00.000-04:00

What a fucked up situation they are in….

Every year or somebody fucks up their long term plans…whether reaching stability or financial prosperity…

Not too long ago… Syria shakes the country…now Israel is doing the same thing..

I seriously feel bad..

I bet there is a guy called Charbel right now asking himself:

“Why can’t we all go to B.O-18, have a drink and love each other?”

This is not your everyday escalation…

Now, you will see demonstrations in Lebanon against Hizbollah, angering the Shiites for dissing, prompting them to retaliate for offending their Marje3, Sheikh Hassan Nasralla..

God Bless America, and Nobody Else (Except Israel)

Syria Forever

More to follow!

The Down Low

2006-05-20T15:36:00.000-04:00

Dear Obedient Disobedients,

Thank you for your emails and comments asking where I have been....

I haven't died or turned to Sikhism nor in jail....

I just haven't been pissed off to write...I haven't been pissed off for three reasons:

1- Because Work hasn't sucked lately
2- There are no new news in Syria
3- I got numbed out and became like an American when I hear that a fellow Arab dies or gets arrested in Syria, Palestine Iraq or anywhere else...

But I am writing today because I am sincerly pissed off that:

My vision of the Disobedience Movement has died down, a large part of it is due to me, and the other part is because of me also...

I got stuck to my boo, Madden 2006, going out, and other business that may relocate me to the other half of the world....

I don't really feel like talking...so I'll summarize what I have seen and thought lately:

1-Michael Savage and Bill O'rielly are douchebags, I managed to call both of them, and the screener didn't even let me through..imagine...freedome of speech.

2- I went to Syria lately and:
-People in Damascus think it is Geneva, sitting in the cafes in nice weather...dressing up in Moschino T-shirts designed after the Italian team...drivin hot nice cars....
-More girls in Syria lost their virginity before mariage, go out and get drunk till 4 am, and show more skin...and like my past article, this has really ignited our tourism, last time I checked, in April and May, we got 600,000 tourists, more than what we had in 6 months last year. A good looking classy non virgin girl was a treasure in Syria to guys, they used to follow her in the streets, buying her whatever she needs...now we have as many non-virgins in Syria as we have camels between Apamea and Palmyra.
-The Damascene accent tone is toning down amongst the elite Damascene people, and for the first time ever, damascene people acknowledged and finally declared that my accent is the best accent in the Middle East...
- There is shit loads of money in Damascus.....

to be continued...

O.D.M: It's Obvious

2006-03-25T16:02:00.000-05:00

Comrads,

Ten months ago from today, Mehlis confirmed Syrian involvment in the Harriri murder. He explained how he has got evidence as solid as Eskimo shit of top-officials' involvement, and he expected all the process to be over by October 2005. ..Eskimos took 789,0098 shits and the Investigation is still going.

Nine months and 27 days ago, which is 3 days after Tomatohead/Mehlis's Statement. Prince Bandar/Penada flew his 747 and went to Damascus....and the investigation is still ongoing.

You may not know Prince Bandar, but he is a heavy weight. He is the Muhammad Ali of Diplomacy and I have said it here before that this guy means business. He is like the Wolf in "Pulp Fiction", he solves problems. unlike people who's names end with Man, Mann, Berg, Stein...those create problems---no offend to Jews, but 99% of lawyers are Jewish...three things I hate to seein this life, Lawyers, Cops, and kids between ages 11-15.

I don't like this. I doubt the cedibility of everybody but I was looking forward for change in Syria. What the fuck happened?

I know that Israel and America are scared of change due to the lack of solid and friendly opposition....

I know that Syria gained some leverage giving the world a taste of the sabotage it can do in Iraq...I mean I got scared too.

Timeline:

U.S and world community escalate Iran and Syria warnings--->campaign becomes as pretext to war--->Bashar and Ahamdinenajad meet in Damascus--->Bomb in the Middle of 3ashura next day--->Phase one of Iraqi Civil War--->Bush very busy

Still...

A bad regime must go down...

Wake up Syrians...Wake up and stop being sheep.

Syria Forever,

O.D.M

Middle East Vision huh? Do you want a Banana nam nam?

2006-03-10T10:01:00.000-05:00

God dammit

WHYYYYYYYYYYYYY

WHYYY BUSH...WHYYYYYYYYYY?!?

Look..... Bush may very well be an idiot...but I assume that out of his 40 or so advisors someone's got atleast a sign of cohersivesness or logic.

My million dollar question is...how could you pick Condomleezzaa Rice to be the face of America to the world? Why?

I am not kidding you..everytime I see this creature I get irregular hormone secretions, chemical inbalances in the brain, and blood pumps REAL HARD in my veins...

WHY BUSH WHY?

Despite my sleeping inbalance this past week due to the begining of mating season triggered by the warming up of the weather...I had a good day, a really good day.

Woke up on time, had coffee, a couple of nice phone talks on my way to work...until I walked in and read further into the remarks made by "it"-Darwin's pride and living example- Condomleeza Rice.

We all know that "it" had the audacity to claim that "Iran is America's Greatest Threat!", ignoring that garlic-breathed- midget in North Korea flagging his nuclear weapons, the cartoon look alike, poolstick-lengthed wonderchild of China, who's main party objectives is to "fight imperialist capitalism", and has spend the most as a percentage of income on developing his army out of the whole world, their army is so sophisticated and fast-growing it worried the US so much that they had to send Donald Rumsfeld in a low-profile visit there to strike some deals and "extend friendship"..friendship with the commies, America's Greatest Enemy... "It" also ignored the growing radical socialist parties in Southern America slowly being elected and are cooking dissident movement in the Unites States...and ofcourse, in addition to, ofcourse, the real "greatest threat ever to this adminstration": its failing legacy in Iraq....

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO...Iran is a direct threat....makes me laugh...but still....It's ok, however I despise "it", I digested its bullshit with a cold Perrier...

On the other butcheek..."It" (Condomleezza) to my surprise said something that I missed..and that is what made me right all this crap today. She said that Iran is not only "America's greatest threat", but also "The biggest obstacle to the Middle East that the U.S wants to see"...

That pissed me off more my ultimate 90's upset, when I was 10 and found out that my favourite singer, George Michael was gay...

Listen to me, you robotic-chimp-looking piece of pig shit...I have many reasons why I don't want to see the Middle East the US envisions, but one of the main reasons is that: If The US wanted to see you as their Foreign Representative, the head of the State Department, then I don't want to see anything else from this Government.

Please take a close look at the picture above.

Now this is the Ultimate Voice and Representation to the world, before this picture, she had 7 layers of foundadadadadadadation, an elaborate hair do, proffessional make up and "image cleaning" techniques to have "its" face prepared...that is from the personal appearance aspect.

From the PR prespective, "it" have been undergoing media training sessions through her publicist and PR staff to teach her how to appeal to the public, and use "politically correct" faces and remarks, and how to deal with all cameras, reporters, interviews and so onn...

The Media side, we all know that proffessional video cameras make an ugly person beutiful...I mean if Paula Abdul and her big ass-mole and joker-jaw Cameron Diaz look good on TV, the my spotless soft ass can compete against Mr. USA on camera...

After all being said, please close one of your eyes as you open the other and read through the following lines..try to imagine the following tragedy:

You are sleeping on your comfortable bed, all cozied up, in the right temperature, and you just had about 11 hours of sleep in a warm weekend...you feel the warmth of sunshine shining on your face, growing slowly, but enough to awaken you from your deep comforting sleep...you wake up, but you feel too good to get up immidiately, you look on your right, to change positions and you see THIS FUCKING CHIMP, with her buck-teeth, her possum-eyes, and her hair all over the place looking at you saying: You are my greatest threat, you are not what I want you to be!

What the fuck!

People: Condi looks like this after exhastive make-overs and "retouches"..how would she look like if you wake her ass up by three or four slaps at 5 in the morning, throw her in a pool, and then grab her out from her hair? Huh?

You stupid sac of shit, how dare you admit in public that you have a "greater Middle East vision?" DO you have a vision you stiff-necked-monkey-ball-licking-Bushbot?

Do you know that the world has more countries with really bad Governments other than Iran-Syria-Sudan? Do you know that your country deals with all those countries that it is not supposed to deal with because they "Infringe Basic Human Right Laws" and are as autocratic and dictatorial?

You deal with Saudi Arabia, the crater of child-ass-hunters...the most dictatorial country in the world...They trade slaves, screw philippinos and little Pattan kids, they don't recognize Israel and preach Jihad against the US 24/7 in their schools, mosques and Universities..BUT NOOOO Saudi is ok, because it gives me nam nam....hmmmmmm

How about Kuwait? Georgia? Uzbekistan? LIBYA? OMAN? QATAR? EGYPT? ISRAEL? Russia?and all those countries? Is it weired that they are really not ripped apart because they are either oil-producing, located in strategic oil pipelines places, or because they are Jews?

I am a pissed off Disobedient Motherfucker... I don't know when people will wake up in the Arab world and depose those stupid regimes and look after theiur countries...I can't wait until we can talk back to this Gorilleezza Rice and all those in this double-faced admins. in the US...

Americans need to read books and news...more than Tom Clancy and cats stranded on electric poles...they need to see the mess this country has caused in the world and start voting accordingly.

Condomleezza Rice needs to eat some shitto Fettucini, and digest it with a 1/2 skimmed Shitte Latte..

Syria Forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever

The One and Only O.D.M

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women.

2006-03-09T10:53:00.000-05:00

Off the regular political topic, but I will talk about it because I am pissed off...

O.D.M just heard yesterday that a beautiful 25 year old was brutally raped and then slaughtered in the streets of NY at 5 am in the morning.

The 5" 6 one hundred pound girl was coming back home at 5 in the morning after a night out very drunk, when another dimented fucking-drunk guy grabbed her by the arm, put her in the car, did what he had to do and then KILLED HER.

My deepest condolonces to the girl and her family, but I have beef.

My beef is with the 20 year old feminism movemen, the idea of Women= Men, and her fucking mama who was out on the radio today saying "Don't pre judge my daughter, she was a good girl, she has every right to drink!"

Now I felt sorry for her mom, but I cursed her Gods and ancestors when she was blabbering on the talk show about how girls are ok to be twsited drunk at 5 am in the morning..FUCK THAT!@!!!!!!!!!!!

I am really sorry, touched and saddened by the death of your daughter old lady...but I will pre judge you poor sad piece of shit...

What the fuck was your daughter doing getting wasted at 5 am? You didn't raise her right! Had she used her judgement she would have been having breakfast with you today.

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women

The girl who just died, may she rest in peace, did not use this fucking judgement...and this is why she is dead.

I cherish feminsists in the world who demand equality in rights of divorce, employment, opportunities, and suffrage...

But I despise all fucking women "butches" who have implanted the ideas that women can do what men can do in little girls brains like they implant but cheeks those days...

NO..Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women.

I get discusted in the fucking club when I see a drunk girl wasted, out of control.. just bumpin n' grinding with another girl, laughing, making out with guys they don't know, not knowinng what their doing ending up humping anything that looks like a pole... telling their friends the next day " OMG I don't remember what I did! I woke up next to X! I don't know but ammmm...He looked cute in the morning!"

FUCK THAAAAAAAAAAAT!

I feel bad for a culture that cherishes sexual freedom, an unstoppable culture spreading across the world....

what the fuck ! If your boobs are dangling, and ur thong is sticking almost as high as your back, and your showing everything with your skirt but your punani, what the fuck do you expect a guy to do? recite Qoran or Buddhist scriptures in his head? Or drop and do 20 push ups to get rid of the ongoing vibe?

Do you not know that there are atleast 100,000 perverts in the club waiting for a moment like that? preying on a girl completly out of control? Do you know how many sick fucks out there are ok with sleeping with a passed out girl? You idiots! guys don't go to a fucking club to go dance with their guy friends and "have a good time!"..they are there to pick you up!

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women. Men have penises, women have vaginas

Men do not go grinding with other men, but men are horney.

Girls do grind with other girls in a way so bitchy, it makes me puke....it is really sexy when you are horney and drunk, but you wouldn't want your mama or your sister to be that drunk ass bitch who doesn't remember shit from the night before and she doesn't know who's or what pole she was porking the night before.

I don't want to be mean or anything, but dig this:

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women. Men have big feet, women don't..

If a good lookin' guy walks up a crowded street and asks every girl he passes by "will you have sex with me?" He will probably get 77 slaps to the face, 13 kicks to the balls, 4 heel up his ass, and 36 purse-smacks to the forehead. ..and end up jurking off without lotion at home...

On another note, if a girl, however ugly she is, even if she had three boobs and a uni-brow, walks up the street and asks every guy she passes by if he'd have sex with her, she will probably be moaning all night doing every man except by two out of a 100,000, the geek who kept his virgitnity for his pimpled-ass high-school sweet heart, and a gay ass mofo wearing tight leather pants.

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women..Men grow beards, women don't

Look: guys are horney, they cheat...all of them cheat, and if they don't cheat, they are really thinking about cheating...and if they don't cheat or think about cheating then they have a sick piss or BDSM fetish that they feed through the internet.

We have many instincts since we were cave-men...from coming out with piss from no where everytime we hear water running to getting horney from seeing anything that looks like a camel toe....Your dad cheats, my dad thought about cheating, it is an instinct that remained with males since the cave man's lifelong struggle to breed and satisfy his weenie..

It is not ok for girls to get wasted in the club and let go of honour, innocence, and integrity..

It is not ok for girls to fuck like there is no tomorrow...it is not ok for guys to fuck like there's no tomorrow...

What would a guy do if he walks into a restaurant with his woman and 3 guys look at her and tell their friend "daaaaamn I miss that ass, I did her two years ago...it was maaaaad"

piss me off..piss me off.....

Women, use your judgement.. you are not men, women are supposed to have sexual self-control, men don't...

DON'T FUCKING ASK ME WHY! no guy would mind getting raped by a girl..In fact guy would brag about being raped by a girl! but girls do, and they make a big deal out of it.....

To men, copulating is no biggie...they don't tie it with honour, integrity or any shit like that..in fact, we show off having a lot of sex with many women...women don't

DON"T ASK ME WHY!! I AM NOT THE CREATOR...

Women Are Not Men, Men Are Not Women. Homos: not ok, lesbians: maybe

When it comes to sexuality, men are sick...Alas, don't ask, this is how we are born, no matter if we are Muslims, Christians, Mormons, Jews 12ers, atheists, gay, black or pink...

HELL one of the Muslim extremist/terrorist that was in one of the pilots in 9/11 was in a strip club getting it on before he "presumeably" the night before he died in the NAME OF ALLAH!

Women, use your judgement. It saddens me when we have little sisters and we want to tell them how to live, and then think about what to say when they reply "if you do it, we can do it"

No you can't fucking do it...

Who in the world would raise a daughter to be like that?!?

I would warn my daughter and explain to her how important is self-preservation, integrity and pride is..I would talk to her in a very European and civilized manner, WLAK EVEN IN DETAILS.... and warn her of serious consequences from me and God many times....and after that, if my daughter is back home at 3 am drunk I SWEAR TO GOD, I would put her back in a car, drive to the club or her friends house put her, her friends, and their parents on the floor at gun point and make sure I beat them up so hard that scars show up and hurt the next morning....

call me cruel...but pride is a redline

O.D.M

Wasn't there a Harriri Investigation?

2006-03-07T09:46:00.000-05:00

Dear intelligent and dumbass readers

I don't know why all of a sudden the issue of Harriri Murder has been out of every body's mind like shit that was just flushed down the toilette..

In February 2005, a couple of days after Harriri was murdered I thought that it would be very hard for anyone to find out who killed him, because such a big operation must have been prepared and well-planned enough to make it realy hard to uncover.

Or

If Syria did it, Mehlis and the world community had to understand that the Syrian Government is only good at two things: Bullshiting, and Assassinating, both talents that made our regime the Creme de La Creme of murderers and the Shit Del La Shit of all other regimes across the world.

Think about it, without a doubt Syria had something to do with the killings of Jmayel, Junblatt Sr., Boulous, Ramzi Irani and late PResident Muawwad.. to name a few in Lebanon ONLY, other than the mosques and church bombings and other murders that instigated more strife and were aimed at political gains.. All of these murders were done as smooth as a little squirt of liquid shit sneaking out of your diarrhea-infected ass when you farting coloring ur tighty-whitie's only and not visible on ur pants. DIG IT: These are murders conducted through known and protected proxies that their mama didn't know about, because if she did, she'd be dead.

Most probably the such murders happen according to the following scenario:

-President Assad summons General X to lunch in his Lattakia Palace and orders his wishes of who he wants dead and how

-General X Summons trustworthy proxy X to lunch in his Qerdaha Villa and orders his wishes of who he wants dead and how

-Trustworthy Proxy kills the target, and most probably gets in a deadly car accident or "shoots himself" in the head 4 times a couple of months later.

Facing such realities, O.D.M thought that this invetigation was going to be a loooooong one, and that the world would find who is really right-Jesus or Muhammad- long before solving this horerendous murder. O.D.M was really pissed off that this regime will get away of yet another murder...and was sticking on top of our asses like Blair sticks to Bush's flat ass.

BUT!

I started getting mixed vibes, and really believing that syria was involved from the way it is handling itself...it started taking a defensive measures. If those Baathists have done everything right in cover up and precautions, they would have assumed the attack position, not defense...

Then I predicted that they will kill Kanaan, and when I heard that he was suicided, everything changed.

Worst than that, WHEN I heard about phone intercepts, and the initial Mehlis report I seriously thought that they may have done something wrong. The final slap that woke me up was when I sniffed more opposition in the inner circle of the regime resulting in the deflection of Khaddam, I knew that the shit did not hit the fan, but struck a jet engine this time and is quickly going to change the equation and the whole Syria situation.

I gave Assad a few months, and was a very happy O.D.M as I immidiately planned my hostile Rawda Palace take-over and picked which of Maher's cars I was going to take, and thought of a catch phrase to say to the public and the media as I assume my Prime Minister position...you know, along the lines of Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.."

Now, consider the following points:

1-The UN Invetigation Team was assigned to find the killers of Late Prime Minister Harriri.

2-The initial report, submitted by Mehlis, already pointed at evidence and links to individuals and members of both the Lebanese and Syrian Government.

3-The initial report, thus, has evidence of "whodunnit"...

4-Therefor, in the International Invetigative Standards, if you have evidence, links and proof beyond reasonable doubt, the invetigation should be over and the findings are to be tested at a court. Be it an international one or not.

BUT

5-The game is not over, Brammretz has more questions.

6-You may say that the further questions are to pinpoint more individuals and uncover the bigger circle that was involved in the Harriri killings. Or even, to check who is lying in cross-examination and a prolonged "my word against your word" test.

To those people who respond to the above argument I say: quit reading this blog and consider art critiquing.

I am not trying to be funny, nor exonorating the Syrian regime, which is implicated to its neck in more crimes than Harriri.

I just want to give you facts that the my little 7 year-old cousin in Homs knows by now: This whole invetigation has become a scam, and a stupid political game that is taking Syria and Lebanon into deeper shit.

Why?

Because of the following points, and I will counter argue my above numbered points:

1-It is true that the UN team is there to find the Harriri killers but it isn't..I think they did already but are not allowed to implicate no one yet due to a political situation that started with the lack of dialogue between Israel/America and Syrian opposition, more turmoil in Iraq, Hamas victory and Sharon absense in Israel... And do not be surprised if our regime is involved in the sectarian strife in Iraq.

2-If Mehlis had proof and links to implicated people: Why aren't they in jail? Why isn't there an international travel ban or an official UN Security Council resolution asking Syria to extradite the involved ones? AND why isn't that evidence available to the public so I can go get whoever is implicated myself?

3,4, 5 & 6- Cross examination happens in a court of law, if you disagree go ask an educated member of your family, unless they have graduated from Mumbasa School of Law. And IF you think they are waiting to find out the bigger circle of those implicated you have to understand: The Enemy is the Syrian Regime, The U.S, EU, and world community consider any individual link to one Syrian member of the government as a direct order from the Presidency, as Khaddam, initial report, speculation, Miss Cleo, Junblatt and the telephone threats between Assad and Harriri stated.

And, for some of you dumbasses who think that they are waiting to compare "my word against his word" (my word being any Syrian regime member), this is a problem that the judge solves, not Brammertz. Witnesses have already said what they had to say, and Bashar & Co. already denied, that will not change under tense conditions such as cold weather and a bright light to the face. This is not your average "spank the bitch until he confesses" interrogation..Judge uses judgement based on evidence and statements to decide and sentence, it is not Brammertz job.

In simpler terms:

It doesn't take more than a year to solve a murder as big as this. Especially when you say you have solid links and proof.

And if it takes such a long time to do so, given you found even more hardcore stuff since last August: Four jailed Generals confessed to their and Syrian involvement. Phone records of Assad threatening Harriri, Cellphone intercepts of various "Harriri Watchposts", Ghazali pointing Gun at Harriri, Other witnesses including Hussam, Siddik and God knows who talking in detailes of what happened...etc

This leads O.D.M to a couple of scenarios, all of which makes him sick:

The UN Investigation Team is waiting for something.

Or

The UN Invetigation Team was told to wait for something.

Or

Brammertz was Mehlis' boyfriend and is retaliating for being ignored by him and will not finish the Invetigation until him and Mehlis have make-up sex.

Seriously, could someone explain to me why nobody (from the syria) is in jail yet?

If there is evidence, if the crook VP of Syria, if a former Mukhabarat agent and many others confessed (some later pulled out) to Syrian links what is going on?

Don't be so naive Disobedients, don't be sheep that have your curiousity fed by a little UN press release...think of the bigger picture, if your brain capability allows it.

Like I said many times before, this invetsigation was politicized from day one. When everyone was looking forward to get the Baathists. It wasn't about only freeing Lebanon. Dick Cheney, Lubricated Condomleezza Rice, Monkey-Lipped Bush and everybody else said it, We Believe that Syria did it, but are waiting for findings. They have evidence. But there was a little Memo from Tel Aviv "CC"ed to American Government and Brammertz that read:

"Please ease it up on Assad, the situation in here is a volatile and we are not sure about any of his alternatives. Will let you know when to move on"

Syria Forever,

O.D.M

O.D.M on Harriri and Assad

2006-02-22T10:22:00.000-05:00

O.D.M has pounds of beef with Botox Harriri. But I do owe him condolences for his father, and also would like to congratulate him for his recent freedom from our dysfunctional regime.

Howfuckingever, I do not appreciate him dissing the Syrian people. To all of you who say he has only attacked the Syrian regime, I say, go tickle your pickle somewhere else.

Beside having his eyebrows and mouth botoxed, when this guy speaks he triggers the last phase of my digestive process...

Him and Bashar are alike, both with no charisma, both are very dumb, and both laugh at their own jokes.

People who laugh at their own jokes have a problem that I have documented in the early 2000's, a syndrome that I call Lackoparentinosis.

Lackoparentinosis is identified when people, like Mr. Assad and Harriri, excessivly laugh at their own jokes, granted that nobody else finds it funny.

For example:

Christian Amanpour of CNN asks Bashar Assad:

"Do you fear a U.S attack on Syria?"

Bashar replies: "No, are they afraid of us* ? HAHAHAHAHAHAdhsk"

*Bashar lisps, so please read "s" as "th"

Another Example,

Pussy-Lipped Harriri was answering a reporter who asked him how he is going to govern Lebanon from overseas, since he's been away for more than 6 months, his answer was:

"I am away, but my mind is close, you know...telepathy! HAHAHAHAKASHDLKSD"

Lackoparentinosis is directly linked to lack of parenting.

When your 13 year old kid, who has no sense of his physical weight or how ugly he looks with his two front teeth missing, comes running to you with some stupid joke and tries to hug you and sit on your lap with his big ass, SLAP HIM backhanded! so he can remember your slapping posture afterwards and always realize that he is not that cute pre-puberty cute kid.

A backhanded slap will never be forgotten, unlike the traditional one.

Kids need not be spoiled, if you laugh at every joke your kid says or try to make him feel good by lying and saying he is funny, he/she will develope severe complexes that cannot be reveresed.

Effects may vary, even though both of our subjects, Bashar and Harriri have developed severe Lackoparentinosis, their side-effects are different... And more and more side effects are being discovered until now.

Harriri's oily glands in his facial zone "T" have countered by producing botox, this is why the guy is like Hantsu, your next door Asian grocery owner: No facial expressions, you don't know if they guy is laughing, mad, or is just struggling with conctipation...Hariri is worst than Hantsu, because the mofo's neck doesn't move as well.

Bashar, on the other hand has the lisp side effect.

I would like to tell Harriri, Anti-Haircut Junblatt, and that malnutritioned owl GeaGea:

I don't know about Harriri, but I know about the last two of you. You know what I know, and I know what you know, and you know that I know what you know.

You are a bunch of flip flopping-ass licking-back stabbing-opportunity-seeking-mother-fucking crooks..And all Syrians know that, especially with ShumDraat (Fart Sniffing Junblat)..the fact that Harriri and GEaGEa hold hand with him as he is dissing Syria makes all of them crooks, and pisses all Syrians off.

Instead YA DIPSHITS, when you have so much media covering your one year anniversary that you turned into a Gay Parade you gay ass sons of bitches, talk to the Syrians. As you gay three hold hands under a rainbow and are cussing Bashar out..ask Syrians to stand up for their right...tell them what the power of the masses can do you stupid ass little piglets.

That's why you are dumb politicians and Lebanon would never make it with you but-cracks in power..it would have taken two words to raise hell deep in your enemies terretory... A lot easier than Saad Harriri brown nosing Bush and his 40 followers. A lot easier than the 5 million dollar grant to Syrian opposition.

The end of our regime is coming however...and my Disobedient-2 is almost out.

Syria Forever,

O.D.M

Veni Vidi La TIZI

2006-02-15T10:23:00.000-05:00

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Don't blame me if I haven't written all day!
Do not ask me why I have no shit to say!

Do you want me to whine about shit-talking Bush and Blair?
Or yesterdays' faggets with their never ending bitching at Martyrs Square?

Republican and Democrats bashing each other in America...
they both suck ass, Middle East policy never change neither their actions against Syria..

While the shit hit the fan Mr. Giraff is still clueless...
The guy doesn't know how to tame his dog, my little cousin's got more prudence..

Like 2pac, the Mukhabarat wanna see me dead...
They put prices on my head...
now I got two rottweiler and my Glock by my bed...

I am sick and tired of watching the world go by...
Watching events unfold having no say, being another fool that has to comply

The crowds so far have been too silent and sleepy...
Until I run the shit, I'll do Julious Ceasars verse with a minor change: "Veni Vidi La Tizi"

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I am speechless... but I want to share with you this little verse from the Shit, the Great Nizar Qabbani, he sums up what I said and explains why they are all farts in the wind...

When you read this shit, make sure you stand up for two reasons:

-Celebreties walk on red carpet, Nizar Qabbani walks on toilette paper, because he's the shit..
-It took me half an hour to look for each letter on the damn keyboard, show some respect.

لا تقرأ شيئاّّ عن خرافات العرب
فحربهم ءاشاعة و سيفهم خشب
و حبهم خيانا و عشقهم كذب

O.D.M

BREAKING NEWS: U.S TO BOMB IRAN NUCLEAR TARGETS

2006-02-08T11:59:00.000-05:00

O.D.M Recieved Dispatch 69 from Disobedient-47:

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To: The One and Only O.D.M
From: Disobedient-47
Re: Iran Situation-Intelligence-Dispatch 69

Greetings Comrad O.D.M,

Attack on Iran nuclear facilities will presume on the dawn of March 28, 2006

Attack will either be by a joint U.S/ British Command Force, or NATO.

Information acquired through agent Disobedient-X in the Council on Foreign Relations, NYC. XXX XXXX XX XXXX XXXXX XX XXXXX, XXXX XXXX XXXXX XXXXX, XXXXX.

XXXXX XXXX XXXXX XX XXXXXX XXX.

Syria Forever,

Disobedient-47
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Thank you Disobedient-47,

Syria Forever,

O.D.M

Freedom of Speech: How About Insulting your Mama?

2006-02-07T10:39:00.000-05:00

Iran Daily Holds Contest for Holocaust Cartoons

uffff....Ayyyy....Akhkhkh...NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tsuk tsuk tsuk..................

Is this going to press that red button up every Jews buttom or what?

Today I got so pissed off I decided to take it to the biggest Jewish Forum I can find, I just removed all the insults I got, and put constructive arguments that I had, with my dear cousins, the Jews.

Jew1: I bet you Jerusalem that there won't be no burned Embassies or barbaric acts like you Animals!

O.D.M: uffffffff....I wish you were Olmert making such a big bet! Can you notarize this long nose?

Jew2: O.D.M, Iran is picking a fight. Why? Do they want a reason to send nukes to Israel? Do they have them now and just need someone else to fire the first shot? If Iran starts a war, they will be sorry they did.

O.D.M: yup, aha...yup..I gather that drawing a cartoon of your Holocaust is firing the first bullet? I thought not a single house would be burned! Where is freedom of Speech?!

Undercover Jew3: beg that you do not retaliate to any cartoons against the Jewish Faith. No cartoon can come anywhere near the sufferings of the Jews over years of vilification from the whole world. I am a Christian but do not mock any other religious belief. It is said "Laugh and the world laughs with you.Cry and you cry alone"

O.D.M: I recommend Johnson Baby Johnson no more tears. Apparently, the who world has no tears for a fucking Arab.

Jew4: Why didn't you get mad when Dante drew Muhammad in the lowest stages of Hell? or in Medieval Depictions? Why now?

O.D.M: Cause I wasn't fucking alive!

Then I got kicked out, apparently, the One and Only O.D.M was too good for more than a bunch of pundits at once. But I think I managed to advertise my blog, so do expect some hate comments!

Freedom of speech!

Even though I like it that Iran is doing that contest, I wouldn't want Syria to do it.... let Iran "test the freedom" of speech limits as they said.

I am not playing a devil's advocate here..Even though I am moderate when it comes to religion, I do fear God and respect all religions and people, except faggets and idiots who think they are smart, so let me ask the following questions:

Before Prostitution was allowed, or lets even go back further, before seperation of church and state, before abolishing Christian states and whoring and making out in the streets was allowed:

-Did anybody dare question Catholicism? Did anybody dare insult Jesus Christ?
-Did anyone dare contest the Bible?
-Did anyone live to see another day after insulting God?

If you answered Yes to any of the above questions, run out of the first window you see, but make sure you are two stories above the ground. You are too dumb to have an opinion.

If Holocaust denials and unfavourable cartoons reminds the Jews of their greatest misery, then all those thick brained narrow minded fucks should dig this:

We the Muslims have the deepest sorrow and anger that we didn't live to see our Prophet (PBUH), and we feel the greatest regrets and sorrow that we didn't live up to his dreams of a Unified, peaceful and tolerant nation.

We The Muslims have weaknesses in our hearts when it comes to this matter, because the person who will ask for our forgiveness infront of God in the Judgement day is just an idea in our heads...a person we never saw or depicted, but we strongly believe in him...to Us he is our saviour. If he is going to save us all, how could we not defend him and his reputation?

We the Muslims believe so much in Muhammad and his word that we, without seeing any of his miracles, and of his wisdom-first hand- still try to abide by the word of God and the life of his Messagner (PBUH).

Muhammad (PBUH) is our red line, all people can make fun of dumb Arabic failures, and how they follow their horney incompetent dicks rather than the benefit of all. You really don't hear Arabs talking about how shameful they are that they are a little better than Africa...I have accomplished better in the last 5 years than what all the Arab world accomplished in the past 70 years... What? independence? don't get me started! Science? @!#$@#$@#$@

It is unexplanatory for the Jews why they don't tolerate Anti-Semetic remarks, same with us..but this one you are not insulting 2 million Jews, you are insulting 1 great man that more than 1.3 Billion people follow his message.

Drawing our Prophet insults us, and opens deep wounds....and when people realize they can do something about it, they will.

Syria Forever

O.D.M

Agents Provocateurs

2006-02-04T13:20:00.000-05:00

O.D.M is looking for a couple of agents provocateurs for two things:

1- Instigate strife in the nation
2- Say the word cuz it sounds goood!

Know a very popular person who's got the charisma and effectiviness of a leader?

Has to be in Damascus.

let The One and Only Know

Syria First and Last

O.D.M

O.D.M on Opposition

2006-02-02T12:39:00.000-05:00

If scientists in Harvard taught a donkey how to speak English fluently and had him sit with Sigmund Freud the conversation would be something like this:

Freud:Donkey, why do you shanhe2?(don't know it in English, its whatever noise a donkey makes) What is wrong with you? Let it out, have a sip of that Glenfiddich..

Donkey: AAAAHhhhhhhhhh...don't get me STARTED!!!!

Freud: Chill out, have another sip, it's only me and you...Come on sit back and let it out...

Donkey: Where should I start?? LAK I am ugly, I get beaten by a stick everytime I wanna to do something, I don't do anything right, and I dunno how to defend myself because I am a dumbass..If I try to kick, I'd miss it by 10 meters. EEEEEEEEE and everytime I see my reflection at the pond, I poop brown balls..

Freud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...what a dumb ass HAHAHAHAHADHkahaks

Donkey: aaaaaaaaaaaa EEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This is what our regime has become, scrambling for support...hell if those idiots get a small ass compliment from Zimbabwe it on SANA as: "Zimbabwe Vows to Fight Zionist/American Bilateral Attack on Syria"

The sad truth is, this regime is not going anywhere soon. As I have said before, there are three reasons why this regime is here to stay:

1-We are sheep

2- Israel has not opened any back channels with any opposition members.

3-King Oil Barrel and Husni "Shoe Shine" Mubarak have noticed a trend of "democratization" in the Middle East, and they are smelling a pile of green-bean-induced shit flying their way, covering their face and head full of shoe polished hair.

Save your money opposition members, as they say in Arabic: all this some food just never fills you good... Long bearded Brothers in the Hood have been doing what you've been doing since March 1971, meeting, lobbying, shouting and farting, FOR NO USE....alas

You have to understand Mr. Ammar, Seif Dalila et al. there are two ways to depose this clueless regime:

1- Mass Public Appeal and Civil Disobedience

2- Jotting down your friendly agenda, shavinng your ass and heading to Tel Aviv with some Arabic ghee ( La Vache Qui Rit is their favourite brand).

Number one is my way.

Number two doesn't need no lobbying in Capitol Hill, because if Israel likes your agenda AIPAC would do it for you.

You see, you can sit in round tables, cry of all the miseries our regime has done..but for what? it is all "draaat 3al blaat"or farting in open air, won't hurt nothing.

You think the USA and world community didn't know about the 40 thousand or so Syrians who died on that bloody February day in 1982? They don't know about the 12 Million Syrians out of Syria? about the 500,000 prisoners since Baath came to power?

Get it, the US knew about it, it also knew about the 2.1 million massacred Tutsi and Hutu Rwandans killed in 8 months, the 10 thousand Kurds and of everything that those regimes do...hell they even know when Husni Mubarak's gets her period. But they won't do nothing, and if they do anything, it would be because they need something. AND Neither I, nor any Syrian would do the American Governtment any favour...

National interest is Americas obsession, this "God given role of spreading freedom" is as real as me shitting 21 Karat gold. I wish...

The only way to gain our respect back is to have our say.

You all may argue that you were doing that last week. For all I care you may have been playing Hearts and drinking kazoz..your meeting news landed on 6 newspapers, the most impressive of them is Sheikh Hamburgarr's Al Seyassa..nice Media pitching!

You need to join my CDM Movement, and help me in fundraising so we can reach all the Syrians and tell them there is something else they can do...and like masturbating, the beuaty of revolution is that the the reaction is always waaaay better than the action.

Untill the average Syrian knows that he/she can be employed, and if he does, it will be more than 97$ a month, and that he can express his opinion freely, he won't do nothing.

And like I said many times before, if a 100 Syrians look out their balcony and see that there are a bunch of people marching with banners asking for freedom and democracy, 18,000,000 Syrians would take it to the streets..including Army personnel and Generals, Cutsoms officials.

You think they are happy? You think any cheap-ass bold & moustached mofo with three stars and two swords on his shoulders like getting their honour knocked out of them in one phone call from upstairs? Forget about the beneted few..the majority are just scared as shit and helpless, and if they get a chance they would be the first to help.

I don't want to sound like a wise ass...but you can never walk a mile without taking the first step.

WE ARE NOT SHEEP-Civil Disobedience for Dummies

2006-01-25T11:59:00.000-05:00

ODM had it, and his pissed off-o-meter is reading a little below 100%..

ODM wants Syrians to be aware that the show of support to this regime and the masses you see wearing shoe-hattas come from 0.073 percent of the public. out of 20 million people, you may have found 200 thousand people marching with flags, chanting anti American slogans, and supporting Syria. What you have to understand, that most of those 6% are Syrian nationalist, not Assadists..but they are confused too.

It is time for Civil Disobedience: As I promised in my first post of this blog in early 2005, February of 2006 is the official kick off of my Civil Disobedience Movement. The official date in february is not public yet, as to our leadership will first undergo closed door meetings with the current regime, to try to have them meet every Syrians demand without the hassle, in other words, their last chance to save face.

If they don't accept, the campaign will officially start once our First Press Release is faxed to Al Jazeera, followed by a blast fax list consisting of more than 340 Media outlts across the world.

Below, ODM has outlined the steps to Civil Disobedience in plain terms, for people who have no clue of what I am talking about. More details on our Civil Disobedience Ultimatum and Civil Disobedience Movement are available in ODM's previous posts.

Steps to making a "We Are Not Sheep" Campaign

Most movement programs revolve around organizing single, unrelated events-demonstrations, forums, whatever. Were these activities strung together in an integrated fashion- building on one another -- the impact and potential for success would be magnified dramatically. Civil Disobedience Movements are like snowballs, people love revolution, especially when they are directly affected from what they are revolting against.

Such is the advantage of campaign organizing. The campaign provides an escalating series of actions over a period of time focused on a target in order to achieve specific goals. Persistence and a systematic approach are key ingredients of a campaign.

All this is not to say demonstrations should not be organized on individual dates when people are already being mobilized- like Corrective Movement Day (March 8), Independence Day (April 17), Faggots day, and so forth. But, when possible, pre planned actions which are part of campaigns can make a stronger statement.

Planning a Campaign

While a demonstration takes a good deal of careful planning, a campaign requires considerably more attention.

The first step is to do the basic groundwork of self-education on the issues and problems to be combated. This can be accomplished through research, study groups, workshops, and conferences.

The masses need to know that the "We Are not Sheep" Campaign is a Syrian cause for all Syrians, and that the agenda is for the empowerment of Syrian voice, basically gaining the Syrian Parliament, and getting rid of the rotten emergency laws.

The next step is to decide where to focus our initial efforts. What you need to find are weak points in the opponent's "armour," which will provide levers or handles to focus criticism and action.

During one phase of the Indian campaign for independence from Britain, Gandhi selected the British monopoly on salt as the focus for a campaign. At first this appeared to be an insignificant issue to worry about, compared with independence itself. But because salt affected everyone on this rather hot subcontinent, because its cost was a hardship on the masses, and because it was relatively easy to manufacture (and thereby violated the salt laws), it became an ideal symbol of why independence was being sought.

In our case it is the "WE ARE NOT SHEEP" motto that will appeal to everybody who is taking orders to live his life with his head dipped in the sand. This will appeal to the poor shawerma stand guy who has to shower in clorox for 4 hours because of his shitty job, to the Army General who deep inside knows that he and his grandfather has been sticking to a cause that has diminished, between a group of thugs that have already went through plans A-Z, and nowthinking of plan "Z" to the power of three-which is how to get out of here alive with some of the booty they made in the past 40 years.

In Ghandi's struggle, the British viewed the Salt Campaign as "nothing less than to cause a complete paralysis of the administrative machinery." In retrospect, the year-long campaign was the most spectacular effort in the 28-year struggle for independence.

The United Farm Workers grape boycott is another example of a well chosen campaign in the struggle to win union recognition and better conditions for farm workers.

One of the most important steps in a campaign, after determining the target or focus, is to choose the short range goals. Long range goals are easy, e.g., world peace or an end to sexism.

But sometimes if short range goals are not clearly defined, then the campaign could be stalled. Short range goals should be winnable within the near future (providing a boost and the encouragement needed to keep your group moving toward the longer range goals), measurable (you ought to be able to tell when you have accomplished them), set on a timetable to allow for periods of evaluation, be a significant step towards the long range goal(s).

Analysis

After the goals have been set, an analysis should be made to see who the participants in the campaign are and how they can aid the campaign.

Who do you need to participate if the campaign is likely to succeed? Who is on your side now? How are those people reached?

Write, call, or visit the community groups which are likely to be sympathetic: cooperatives, clinics, some veterans groups, women's groups, Third World groups, student groups, religious organizations, women's groups, and so forth.

Who are the opponents? How can they or their supporters be won over or neutralized. The supporters of the opponents might be the community, Business Men, Army personnel, newspapers, or clergy. Those people are really easy to win over in time of crisis as they know that they will be consumed by the masses if they don't stop what they do..

After this analysis, a plan of action set on a timetable is needed. This plan of action should be in a step-bystep escalation.

Escalation is necessary if the pressure on opponents needs to be increased. This does not necessarily mean the previous level of activity is abandoned, but simply that an escalated stage of activity is added to the previous stages.

For example, education should be a constant and complementary component of every campaign- never being abandoned. In the campaign for Syria, initiate the campaign by writing a formal press release handed to all local and regional media sources and forward it to all heads of government, demanding parliamentary elections and an end to emergency laws; etc. Should an escalation be necessary, picketing, leafleting, or boycotts might be next.

Beyond that, demonstrations, marches, and rallies could be organized. Then, perhaps, a student strike, and maybe carefully chosen civil disobedience actions.

Organizers should not lightly go from one level of a campaign to the next. Each stage should be evaluated and considered seriously. Remember, shifting to the next stage does not mean activities at earlier levels should always be forgotten (e.g., going from picketing to a sit-in does not necessarily mean picketing should be discontinued).

Step by Step Escalation in a Nonviolent Campaign

Investigation and Research

Checking facts and allegations; building an airtight case against opponents and preparing for countercharges

Negotiation and arbitration

Meeting with opponents to settle conflict before going public; ultimatum issued before moving to next level.

Public forums, letters to editor, etc.

Basic public education on issues

Picketing, leafleting, etc.

Public contact with opponents

Demonstrations, rallies, marches

Show of strength by maximizing numbers

Limited strike

Involving those immediately affected

Boycott

Against company or the whole government and its apparatus, if appropriate

Analyzing a Campaign

This outline is an expansion of an outline used by Joan Bondurant in her analysis of Gandhian campaigns. It can be used either in evaluation of a campaign or in preparation for a campaign.

1. Dates of the Campaign

2. Goals

Long range
What were the ultimate goals being sought?

Short range
What goals were set?
Were they achievable?
Were they measurable?
Can you tell if they've been accomplished?
Would reaching them have brought the campaign measurably closer to the long range goals?

Timetable
Was a timetable set to allow for periodic measurement of progress of the campaign?
What was it?

Bottom line
Were there any minimum acceptable goals set in advance, so as to avoid being compromised or coopted?

3. Participants
Who was on "our side" at the beginning?
Who was needed if the campaignwas likely to succeed?
How could those people we neededhave been reached?
Was there a core of people organized and prepared to stay with a sustained campaign so as to provide continuity?

4. Opponents
Who were the opponents?
Who was calling the shots in opposition to the campaign?
Was it necessary to win over or neutralize supporters of the opponents in order for the campaign to succeed?
How were supporters of the opposition won over or neutralized?

5. Organization and Constructive Work
What was the organizational structure to carry out the campaign?
How were decisions made?
How was the campaign funded?
Were there parallel institutions to replace those being opposed or any constructive work done during the campaign?

6. Preparation for Action
What research and investigation was done?
Education?
Public forums?
Mass media?
Training for the main actions?
Was there adequate preparation for anticipated repression (jail, levies, violence)?

7. Preliminary Action
Were approaches made to opponents?
Negotiation and arbitration? Petitions or letters?
Was an ultimatum issued? If so, what was the response?

8. Action
What forms of action were used: picketing, leafleting, marches, etc.?
Was it necessary to escalate to a higher level of struggle?
Why and when?
Were there strikes, boycotts, or limited noncooperation?
Did the campaign escalate to civil disobedience, mass noncooperation or some form of mass direct action? Why?
Why did the action end when and where it did?

9. Reaction of opponents
Were participants jailed?
Beaten? Repressed?Property seized?Lies spread? Media blackout? Intimidation? Ridicule?Concessions or coopting attempted? Was campaign basically ignored? GOOD BECAUSE THAT WON'T BE OGNORED

10. Results
Were the short range goals achieved?
Any progress made towards the long range goals?
What happened to jailed or injured people?
Was property returned?
Amnesty?
Did any of the opponents lose support?
Any property destruction by participants?

11. Analysis
Were appropriate tactics used at appropriate times?
Was the best target chosen?
Was the timetable realistic?
Did the campaign meet the timetable?
If not, why not?
Was consciousness raised among the general public?
Did the actions clearly communicate the myths, secrets, and realities of the issues and society?
If short range goals were not achieved, why not?
How could the campaign have been improved?
If there was property destruction, did it help or hinder the campaign?
Was the organizational structure adequate to conduct the campaign?
Was the decision making responsive to participants?
Were there problems in making decisions or lack of decisiveness?
Who had the initiative during the campaign?
Were there any surprises which hurt or helped the campaign?

Civil Disobedience

2006-01-11T17:41:00.000-05:00

Mr. Ammar, the respected Syrian thinker/activist finally joined my call for a nation wide Civil disobedience Movement.

Thank you Mr. Ammar for realizing that my CDM Movement is the ultimate solution, but I would also like to tell you and others: NO SHIT!

I have been preaching this to people since 2001, and online since July 2004!

This brings ODM to an important issue, and I would like to hear your explanation.

We all know how smart I am, and I also know that I am the shit around here. But still, I don't understand this Assad loyalty that we have in Syria.

I can understand if some loved Hafez Assad, but why Mr. Giraff himself is loved by many Syrians to me is like Asian people, you will never understand what the hell is going on with them.

I know that all the "pressures" from the international community, along with non-stop propoganda creates this kind of natio-assadism, but WHY CAN'T the Average ABU 3abdo in Syria realize that life should not be lived like that! Especially now when all you have to do is watch some damn TV to see how people actually live and make decisions.

Ya Abu 3abdo, ya 7abibe, look around...this regime killed us, it is lying to us, and is driving us towards a pile of shit bigger than your head, and that shit is very discusting and sticky. ..you can handle nasty shit, but not the sticky ones that its marks will never go away.

Those hippofuckingcrits have stole our minds, culture and economy, and shifted into fourth gear towards Conctipationsville, and at the current speed, we will be there soon.

Civil Disobedience is the only option, we don't want American pressure, nor Philipino pressure..we want to be the masters of our destiny. So if we fuck up, we would be the ones to blame. Please refer to my previous posts that describe my Civil Disobedience Ultimatum, like this one or any other one where it is discussed.

Join the moevement, and let's do something about Syria.

Remember: there are people who make it happen, people who watch it happen, and people who don't know what the hell just happened. We were the latter part for the past 30 years...it is time to make the change before it is too late.

Press Release: O.D.M Tells World To Cooperate, Threatens U.N Actions

2006-01-11T16:15:00.000-05:00

Undisclosed Location (Reuters) - Supreme Leader of the Civil Disobedience Movement, the one and Only Disobedient Mofo (O.D.M) threatened on Wednesday to send Syria, the US, Israel, the UK, France, Italy and even the U.N to the U.N. Security Council if "obstruction of mother#@#@# justice" continued.

In a strongly worded statement, O.D.M also voiced grave concerns about what he said was the group of "axis of bull$hit "countries' destabilizing behavior and sponsorship of destabilization and terrorism in the region. "I aam sick of this, the news cycle is very slow!" O.D.M refering to more than half a decade of Middle East autocracies, unresolved Arab/Israeli issues, and U.S meddling in internal policy.

O.D.M summarized his most immidiate ultimatums, which Reuters summed up in the report below:

In Order:

Syria:

- Immidiate cooperation with U.N Resoltions 1559, 1664 and 1663.
- Immidiate Parliamentary Elections
- Immidiate Release of all Political Prisoners
- Immidiate lift of Press Monitoring

US:

-Immidiate Handing out of CIA documents with relations to 1967 War, 1973 War, Iran/Iraq War, Muslim brotherhood Armament in Syria (1979-1982), First and Second Persian Wars, Mujahiddeen and Taliban Armament, 9/11 , Documents on Bin Laden relation, and WMD of Saddam proof .
- Immidiate cut of Israeli Aid (More than 16 Billion dollars annually since 1972, only reported. No black Budget Calculated)

-Immidiate withdrawal of troops from bases from Arabia Gulf, Germany, Bulgaria and other Eastern European/ Former USSR nations and International Sea water.

England/France/Italy:

-Immidiate Retributions and compensations for Terror and consequences of relevant occupation tenures endured to the relevant previously occupied countries. Amounts to be valued by International Court. If Saddam is to be tried for actions he did 30 years ago, Europe to be accountable and should be tried for imperialism it did 70 years ago.

Israel:

-Immidiate implementation, compensation and explanation for:

Resolution 106: "...‘condemns’ Israel for Gaza raid"

Resolution 111: "...‘condemns’ Israel for raid on Syria that killed fifty-six people"

Resolution 127: "...‘recommends’ Israel suspend its ‘no-man’s zone’ in Jerusalem"

Resolution 162: "...‘urges’ Israel to comply with UN decisions"

Resolution 171: "...determines flagrant violations’ by Israel in its attack on Syria"

Resolution 228: "...‘censures’ Israel for its attack on Samu in the West Bank, then under Jordanian control"

Resolution 237: "...‘urges’ Israel to allow return of new 1967 Palestinian refugees"

Resolution 248: "...‘condemns’ Israel for its massive attack on Karameh in Jordan"

Resolution 250: "...‘calls’ on Israel to refrain from holding military parade in Jerusalem"

Resolution 251: "...‘deeply deplores’ Israeli military parade in Jerusalem in defiance of

Resolution 252: "...‘declares invalid’ Israel’s acts to unify Jerusalem as Jewish capital"

Resolution 256: "...‘condemns’ Israeli raids on Jordan as ‘flagrant violation"

Resolution 259: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s refusal to accept UN mission to probe occupation"

Resolution 262: "...‘condemns’ Israel for attack on Beirut airport"

Resolution 265: "...‘condemns’ Israel for air attacks for Salt in Jordan"

Resolution 267: "...‘censures’ Israel for administrative acts to change the status of Jerusalem"

Resolution 270: "...‘condemns’ Israel for air attacks on villages in southern Lebanon"

Resolution 271: "...‘condemns’ Israel’s failure to obey UN resolutions on Jerusalem"

Resolution 279: "...‘demands’ withdrawal of Israeli forces from Lebanon"

Resolution 280: "....‘condemns’ Israeli’s attacks against Lebanon"

Resolution 285: "...‘demands’ immediate Israeli withdrawal form Lebanon"

Resolution 298: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s changing of the status of Jerusalem"

Resolution 313: "...‘demands’ that Israel stop attacks against Lebanon"

Resolution 316: "...‘condemns’ Israel for repeated attacks on Lebanon"

Resolution 317: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s refusal to release Arabs abducted in Lebanon"

Resolution 332: "...‘condemns’ Israel’s repeated attacks against Lebanon"

Resolution 337: "...‘condemns’ Israel for violating Lebanon’s sovereignty"

Resolution 347: "...‘condemns’ Israeli attacks on Lebanon"

Resolution 425: "...‘calls’ on Israel to withdraw its forces from Lebanon"

Resolution 427: "...‘calls’ on Israel to complete its withdrawal from Lebanon’

Resolution 444: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s lack of cooperation with UN peacekeeping forces"

Resolution 446: "...‘determines’ that Israeli settlements are a ‘serious obstruction’ to peace and
calls on Israel to abide by the Fourth Geneva Convention"

Resolution 450: "...‘calls’ on Israel to stop attacking Lebanon"

Resolution 452: "...‘calls’ on Israel to cease building settlements in occupied territories"

Resolution 465: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s settlements and asks all member states not to assist
Israel’s settlements program"

Resolution 467: "...‘strongly deplores’ Israel’s military intervention in Lebanon"

Resolution 468: "...‘calls’ on Israel to rescind illegal expulsions of two Palestinian mayors and a judge and to facilitate their return"

Resolution 469: "...‘strongly deplores’ Israel’s failure to observe the council’s order not to deport
Palestinians"

Resolution 471: "...‘expresses deep concern’ at Israel’s failure to abide by the Fourth Geneva Convention"

Resolution 476: "...‘reiterates’ that Israel’s claims to Jerusalem are ‘null and void’

Resolution 478: "...‘censures (Israel) in the strongest terms’ for its claim to Jerusalem in its ‘Basic Law’

Resolution 484: "...‘declares it imperative’ that Israel re-admit two deported Palestinian mayors"

Resolution 487: "...‘strongly condemns’ Israel for its attack on Iraq’s nuclear facility"

Resolution 497: "...‘decides’ that Israel’s annexation of Syria’s Golan Heights is ‘null and void’ and demands that Israel rescind its decision forthwith"

Resolution 498: "...‘calls’ on Israel to withdraw from Lebanon"

Resolution 501: "...‘calls’ on Israel to stop attacks against Lebanon and withdraw its troops"

Resolution 509: "...‘demands’ that Israel withdraw its forces forthwith and unconditionally from Lebanon"

Resolution 515: "...‘demands’ that Israel lift its siege of Beirut and allow food supplies to be brought in"

Resolution 517: "...‘censures’ Israel for failing to obey UN resolutions and demands that Israel withdraw its forces from Lebanon"

Resolution 518: "...‘demands’ that Israel cooperate fully with UN forces in Lebanon"

Resolution 520: "...‘condemns’ Israel’s attack into West Beirut"

Resolution 573: "...‘condemns’ Israel ‘vigorously’ for bombing Tunisia in attack on PLO headquarters

Resolution 587: "...‘takes note’ of previous calls on Israel to withdraw its forces from Lebanon and urges all parties to withdraw"

Resolution 592: "...‘strongly deplores’ the killing of Palestinian students at Bir Zeit University by Israeli troops"

Resolution 605: "...‘strongly deplores’ Israel’s policies and practices denying the human rights of Palestinians

Resolution 607: "...‘calls’ on Israel not to deport Palestinians and strongly requests it to abide by the Fourth Geneva Convention

Resolution 608: "...‘deeply regrets’ that Israel has defied the United Nations and deported Palestinian civilians"

Resolution 636: "...‘deeply regrets’ Israeli deportation of Palestinian civilians

Resolution 641: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s continuing deportation of Palestinians

Resolution 672: "...‘condemns’ Israel for violence against Palestinians at the Haram al-Sharif/Temple Mount

Resolution 673: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s refusal to cooperate with the United Nations

Resolution 681: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s resumption of the deportation of Palestinians

Resolution 694: "...‘deplores’ Israel’s deportation of Palestinians and calls on it to ensure their safe and immediate return

Resolution 726: "...‘strongly condemns’ Israel’s deportation of Palestinians

Resolution 799: "...‘strongly condemns’ Israel’s deportation of 413 Palestinians and calls for their Return.

More to come

Syrian Crisis: an Intelligence Report

2006-01-04T16:21:00.000-05:00

Disobedient-51, my number three and my most reliable source of clean and un-peppered intelligence has just sent me a wire of the following intercepts from the CIA, Shin Beit and Mossad.

Thank you D-51, I love you, and if your sources say otherwise, they are lying and they should be decomposed in a bath tub full of Sulphuric acid by now.

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Wire E.D.B.T.Z:
Crossed at 1:13 PM, January 10, 2006

Subject: This time I did no sexual favours to get this
To: The Supreme Commander of the Civil Disobedience Movement, The Illustrious O.D.M

Comrad O.D.M, I hope this wire finds you well. I am in X2RR2 now and the Bird has reached the Nest. The sky is blue, and gases out of the bear are full of methane, therefor very flammable, trust me.

Here is my intelligence reports of today. Jenna and Laura Bush says Hi, and Bush loves your kyte gift, he says he is flying it all the time. He also says Happy Eid.

-Given the current Israeli Circumnstances, Israel is not comfortable with a "New Regime in Syria". There have been no solid contacts with any opposition members, because none of them have a solid outlook.

-The back channel requests have proved effective between Syria and America. Prince Bandar have conveyed Syria's concessions to the US. The concessions themselves are too harsh that they still effect the longevity of the regime, therefor, the US "may" allow Saudi Arabia to help President Bashar in maintaining his throne. Concessions are already being implemented, Syria has already deployed The 6th Armored Division, with the 12th and 98th Armored Brigades and the 11th Mechanized Brigades in the Boukamal Region, and posted an addition of 2,300 soldiers along the Iraqi border. Major reforms are on the way. But again, the US believes that Syria has reached a dead end, but with these concessions the Bath regime will crumble slowly, giving the U.S. and other interested parties enough time to establish communication with the potential new government.

- Mr. Khaddam and the Millitary council will be placed on the US' black list, and will not be supported.

-Iraqi border will reopen soon.

Some of the intercepted Syrian concessions include:

- Surrendering requested Syrian officials, excluding the President Himself, Maher and Asef.

- Stage Civic Courts to try officials involved in corruption, including the families of Assad, Shaleesh, Douba, Shihabi, Makhlouf, Khouly, Haidar, and other members of the Parliament.

- Defining the borders with Lebanon, giving back any land annexed over time by Syria

-Opening Syrian Embassy in Beirut and assigning an Ambassador.

-Renegotiating gas and electricity deals with Lebanon and striking deals beneficials to both countries.

- Requiring Visas to Arab tourists and visitors coming into Syria.

- Help in finding who has directly been involved in the past assassinations, even if it includes Syrian involvment.

- A slow phasing out of litrature pertaining to the Golan issue. Extending the need of serious talks for another 30-50 years, until Syrians face the fact that the Golan will never be returned, but will be much easier to access by Syrians to and fro.

- Full Parliamentary elections by the end of 2007.

- Ah, D-51 heard of a mandatory oral surgery that ends President Bashar's lisp problem.

More to come.

Developments:

2006-01-03T12:19:00.000-05:00

Syrian Regime members and X-members are hanging each others "dirty laundry".

Expect more to come as more and more regime members will follow suite and "deviate" from the Baath.

History is repeating itself as another Millitary Council is preparing for a an all out media and PR War to win over Syrians (which won't happen) and World Decision Makers (WDM=WMD), and weaken the current Syrian regime from within. The same Millitary Committee that Assad formed along with Shdid, Bitar and the other six members who initiated the "Corrective Movement" in 1970. (Although most members were expelled and later jailed).

Khaddam, along with Shihabi and retired high ranking Army Generals are meeting every day in Paris, coordinating between PAris and Riyadh.

Mubarak and King Abdullah are later to meet envoys from Shihabi and Khaddam in Riyadh, to discuss actions to be taken in the near future. I doubt any immidiate results.

Israel and Friendly Palestinian leaders can no longer hide the building of the Solomon Temple under the Aqsaa Mosque in Jerusalem. Eye witness accounts are adding up and more and more Muslims are being aware of that.

Prophecies for the first half of 2006:

-Syria will face harsh sanctions as President Assad stabs the legitamecy of UN Commision's request to meet him.

-By the end of the year, real democratic elections will take place to elect parliament members in Damascus which will include members from all political parties, many of which are currently banned.

-Civil society in Syria will slowly show dissapointment which will later grow into Disobedience further weakening the Syrian regime

-Iran will be hit by Israel, most likely by the end of April 2006. A move which will escalate violence in the Middle East and especially Israel, Israel will undergo emergency law atleast until the end of August, as Iran will try to retaliate in any shape or form.

When a reporter asked the Israeli Chief of Staff last Friday how far Israel would go to stop Iran from acquiring nuclear weapons, he replied "2000 Kilometers"

-Iraq War will go on.

-Assassinations of a top level U.S. and Syrian Official.

- Saudi Arabia will covertly send death squads to Israel as the issue of Israel Covertly building the Solomon Temple under the Dome of the Rock can no longer be supressed. Muslim World will be inferiorated and Israel will face its toughest challenge since the first three days the 1973 War.

More to come...

A Tribute To The True Disobedient Gettin' Fucked in the Struggle

2006-01-01T01:01:00.000-05:00

Excuse me Pac..a brother's in a moment of truf....

To The True G taken off the Streets...

we was once two niggaz of the same kind

Quick to holla at a hoochie with the same line

we were just a little smaller but still rolled

Got stretched to Malki and hit the hood swoll

RMember all the shit we were in and we never quite learn

On the block, witcha glock, trippin off sherm

Collect calls to the till, sayin how ya changed

Oh you behind them bars now, no more dope game

Hope you might be comin home or just get bail

Wanna go to the Mosque, don't wanna chase tail?

I seems I lost my little homie he's a changed man

Hit the pen and now no sinnin is the game plan

When I talk about money all you see is the struggle

When I tell you I'm livin large you tell me it's trouble
47

Now the whole shit's changed, and we don't even kick it

Got a big money scheme, and you ain't even with it

Hmm, knew in my heart you was the same motherfucker bad

Go toe to toe when it's time for roll you got a brother's back

And I can't even trip, cause I'm just burning witcha

You tryin hard to maintain, then go headcause I ain't mad at cha

We used to be like distant cousins, fightin’ playin dozens ..

Whole neighborhood buzzin, knowin, that we wasn't Used to catch us on the roof or behind the stairs

I'm gettin blitzed and I reminsce on all the times we shared

Besides bumpin n grindin wasn't nothin on our mind .......In time we learned to live a life of fun

Rewind us back, to a time was much too young to know

I caught a felony lovin the way the guns blow

And even though we seperated, I told you I’d wait

Don't give nobody no coochie while u’ll be locked up state

Wish u kissed yo Mama goodbye, and wipe the tears from her lonely eyes

tell her u’lll return but u gotta fight the fate's arrived

"Don't shed a tear, cause Mama I ain't happy here

I'm through trial, no more smiles, for a couple years

They got me goin mad, I'm knockin busters on they backs

in my cell, thinkin, 'Hell, I know one day I'll be back' .."

47 Waiting for you ese 47

O.D.M On "The Masked Witness"

2005-11-28T12:51:00.000-05:00

O.D.M recieved several questions on the "Masked Witness"...

To sum up, O.D.M would like to clarify two things:

-The Masked Witness story is not a big deal
-The Masked Witness should have stayed masked because he is one ugly s.o.b

O.D.M Explains why the story is not important by using Algorithms:

1) Husam was stuffed with a "ganay" up in his Kurdish ass in some Mukhabarat Far3 to say what he said on Syrian TV...

OR

2)Hussam was stuffed with $$ up in his Kurdish ass to say what he said to Mehlis...

After viewing the above, one can deduce the following logical expression:

If Husam underwent Option (1), then he is a liar.
If Husam underwent Option (2), then he is also a liar, because he changed his mind after confessing.

Therefor, Hussam is a 100% liar, and his testimony will not be that big of a deal. It seems like there is a deal in the making and Both parties (Syrian Regime and Mehlis & Co.) have agreed on a framework of interrogations. It is always good news for the Baath Regime when Prince Bandar Visits Damascus.

For the rest of the Syrians, it may not be the best news, we should just sit and wait until mid december, and hope that increased opposition and reform voices will push for real reforms.

Syria Forever

In Times of Unconventional Circumstances...

2005-11-23T11:35:00.000-05:00

"In times of unconventional Circumstances, conventional means of Governing should be abolished"

...Do you agree or not?

Meaning, during times of turbulence, coups, instability, Emergency laws and policing measures should be taken. That was the legacy of Hafez Assad. To him, We were still technically at war with Israel until the day he died...

I agree. But I think he could have done better in making Syria a better place.

O.D.M Hates Kuwait

2005-11-15T10:30:00.000-05:00

* Be sure to read the News Story At the Bottom of this posting before you leave.

I have a problem with an idiot who has the Mad Bedouin Disease.

....a person who has made me hate not only him, but all fools who belong to his toe-picking race. His name is Ahmad Al-Jarallah.

He is apparently some big shit in Kuwait, a big horney media mogul, with a deshdasha on his head. An idiot who can't believe that he can read or write, because just 20 years ago, the only thing he knew how to do was say, "yummaaaaa", "haaaaaa", and to milk goats after he findles with their genital organs.

He is the one who has waged the ultimate campaign against Syria. Ever since the Harriri Assassination, He dedicates three sections of his cover page writing stories about Syria, and couple of other stories between the covers. My problem, and I am surprised that I still haven't lost my cool, is that this guy comes up with the most obsured stories that you can ever read. For example, today he writes that the U.S troops are already in Syria, and Nato Planes are on Syrian borders taking notes of targets. The other day he says that Bashar Assad is in exile in Aleppo, before that he writes that Asef Shawkat is being shot at by the Presidential Guards. WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?

As we say in Arabic "meen shakhkh o tarrashak?", OR who the hell stepped on your tail and pissed you off that much?

It is not like I am against bashing our regime; you know how I curse them in my blog all day. BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS monkey? Did he run out of little kids with hairless asses? Is he pissed that Bashar is not gay and won't tickle his pickle?

Piss me off.....

But let me tackle it this way. I invite Mr. Ibnil Kalb to my blog, and wish he can answer the questions below.

So according to you, Mr. Hayawan, U.S. troops are already in the Syria you said.

How do you know that? Did your mama tell you that? Or maybe your mama cannot tell you because that ignorant rubber ball is still trying to adapt to sitting on the couch, having just made the move from a tent, sharing the bed with your dad's other wife and three milk-leaking-goats.

hmmm......I don't think it is your mama.

Did you take it from any news source? I don't think so. I have been visiting your website for almost a year now Mr. Feaces, never seeing any news story you post that sources AP, Reuters, or any piece of shit news agency.

Mr. Jar-T-Z, I think Saddam decided to treat you specially in 1990, and instead of cutting your tongue or ear, he decided to chop your little dangling weenie, and now you are very frustrated because not only you piss on yourself all day long, but you can't sexually satisfy a little goat, let alone your wife (or whatever you call that fat hairy bitch). I think that is why you hate anything Baathist, and that is why you hate Syrians you hand-eating gluttunous pig. Go pick up what journalism means you ugly son of an ignorant piece of goat-shit. Here Mr. Jar T-Z, I found it on Webster’s dictionary:

jour·nal·ism
Pronunciation: 'j&r-n&l-"i-z&m
Function: noun
1) a : the collection and editing of news for presentation through the media b : the public press c : an academic study concerned with the collection and editing of news or the management of a news medium

2) a : writing designed for publication in a newspaper or magazine b : writing characterized by a direct presentation of facts or description of events without an attempt at interpretation c : writing designed to appeal to current popular taste or public interest

Pay attentions that you need to "collect and edit news" as opposed to writing about what comes up in your mind while taking a shit. It is "direct presentation of facts or discription of an event without an attempt at interpretation". Ya3ne ya 7maar, you shouldn't write what you think should happen, or what never happened, but you should report what is happening. Meaning, you should write about a piece of shit in a UPS box coming to Kuwait (Pedophile city) right in the middle of your face.

You better pay attention Mr. T-Z, because I think someone back in Far3 "412" Is reading your newspaper and getting real mad while sipping on Matti. To them, all it takes to end your worthless life and the misery of the 19 little kids you force orgies with is a phone call. So watch yourself.

Finally I would like to fabricate my own news story, in response to your stories.

Syrian Awarded Noble Prize For "Creating" Humans
Tuesday 11.15.2005
Kharman Al-Mashool, Stockholm

Self proclaimed T.O.A. O.D.M "The One and Only Disobedient Mofo" has gained world wide recognition, and the world's most prestegious award for creating the first non-cloned and non concieved Kuwaiti. T.O.A.O (The one and Only) O.D.M has literally created a Kuwaiti human being, in a Microwave, in a rather obscured experience.

"Well I was bored, and had nothing to do, and all of a sudden, I was wondering, what would happen if you stick a piece of shit in the Microwave?" Said T.O.A. O.D.M, explaining how the idea came up. "After a minute and half I returned and saw the most disturbing thing! an Ugly ass Kuwaiti in my microwave!" T.O.A O.DM went on. "It is like Microwavable popcorn, but with shit!"

The United Nations issued a statement that "voices concern" on the idea that now everybody can create a Kuwaiti human being. To that T.O.A. O.D.M said: "Who wants a Kuwaiti! As soon as I opened that Microwave and saw that nomad, I cuffed his hands behind his back and placed him in the corner. He is now my human trash can, works great! You step on his feet, he opens his mouth, boom! You should all try it"

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********O.D.M would like to Give Mr. Jar-T-Z the Shit Bag of the Month award for being one big idiot that actually pisses off O.D.M so much that he has to waste time writing on him. Congratulations Mr. Jar-T-Z**********
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Syria and the Mehlis Report

2005-11-08T15:33:00.000-05:00

Disobedients,

Yesterday I wrote a letter to president Assad. Yes, I may dissapoint many of you, but at the end, O.D.M needs to follow his dream of becoming the next Syrian Prime Minister.

I wrote to President Bashar on how I predicted on my site that Ghazi Kanaan will be found shot dead in his office, exactly as it happened, but almost a month before it happened. I explained to him how good I am in tackling shit, and turning it into Johnson& Johnson Baby Powder.... I told him how I cut the Crisis out of Crisis Management. To sum up, I advised him to go on T.V and shock the world by unveiling THE SYRIAN REPORT.

I advised Bashar to grab a couple of high ranking officials, slap them around a couple of times, and have them sign their confessions on how when where and why they killed Harriri, and how they tried to implicate him (Bashar) by planting evidence that decoys the investigation towards him and his authority.

I am not sure if all of you Disobedient Mofos know that we have an investigation team set up too..why not have them find/fabricate the missing links first? and have Mehlis go to Monster.com and look for a new job, maybe a Joker in a circus with his tomato head.

I then concluded my letter by explaining my firm stand on having a fully functional Parliament, where I , and other fellow Syrians can practice our God given right of decision making.

O.D.M Having a Religious Morning

2005-11-07T09:31:00.000-05:00

A funny, but sad little test that all of us should take, and think about for a minute (or a little more if you'r kind of slow).

I can see a fat white guy wearing an old white T-shirt, khakis and New Balance tennis shoes reading this and saying : "Them fucking Araaabs!"

FAA PROFILING:
FEDERAL AVIATION ADMINISTRATION TRANSPORTATION SECURITY SCREENER ATTITUDE ASSESSMENT …

To insure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former state Governors.

In accordance with this policy, Transportation Security Screener applicants are being asked to take the following test, which will ensure that employees do not harbor hidden biases that could lead to unfortunate assumptions:

--- In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbutt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

--- In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered in his wheelchair and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

--- In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- On 9/11/2001, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of innocent people were murdered by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd
b. Florida's Governor Jeb Bush
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 2002 four French journalists, including one woman, were dragged from their cars near the Pakistan border with Afghanistan, taken behind some rocks, and shot to death by:
a. Gang Green's front four
b. Barney
c. The Smashing Pumpkins
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- American Airlines Flight 63 from Paris to Miami on December 22, 2001 had a passenger with a ‘Shoe Bomb’ who tried to blow up the plane but was over powered and captured by passengers was:
a. A distraught Al Gore gone radical 1960’s hippie mental
b. Monica Lewinsky who said she was tired of hearing Bill play the Saxophone
c. Donald Rumsfeld
d. Richard Colvan Reid a.k.a. Tariq Rajah a.k.a. Abdel Rahim, a typical useless low life cowardly radical Muslim jerk-- caught and convicted of this crime

--- In May 2004 American Businessman Nicholas Evan Berg was captured in Iraq and beheaded by:
a. The French Foreign Legion using a guillotine under direct orders from President Jacques Chirac
b. A wild band of crazy Japanese Samurai Warriors
c. A Philippine Truck Driver who rig ran out of control
d. Committed by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of an Islamist (Muslim) terrorist group which is part of al-Qaida operating inside Iraq

The answer is D to all. I can put up the same test and link America to 10,000 different miseries they have caused...but the sad truth is, most terrorism comes from our region, and the Islamic religion. What's wrong with this religion? is the Quran too hard to be explained? or should we kill every long bearded ugly mofo for issuing more fatwas a day than he farts?

After almost 1,600 years, shouldn't there be an awakening school of Islamic thought that uses more common sense in interpreting Quran, than sticking to old teachings?

I really believe that the too many hadiths, and following too many imams and caliphs lead Islam to be what it is today, and the only way is to go back to the Holy Quran, and interpret it in the right way, according to common sense.

On Another note, Syria has officially recieved Mehlis' request to question 6 or 7 people, I will be more than happy to share some Crisis Management talking points with President Bashar, if he doesn't want to end in Corsica or Palmyra.

It has been never important to demand change in Syria.

I found a nice site, which could use more information and have a mission statement, but I'll share it with you: FriendsofSyria.com , check it out.

Syria Forever

O.D.M to UN: Apply the Rules on All

2005-10-31T16:23:00.000-05:00

While browsing around, I stumbled across Thomas Pain's Blog, I don't know the guy, but he pulled out a couple of quotes that you can verify yourself. Very interesting.

He was wondering why the U.N doesn't do what Shimon Peres asked it to do, expel countries that seek the demolision of other race/nations or states.

Let's not Forget to Expel Israel Too
Thomas Pain, October 29, 2005

Now that Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the lead story because of his remarks about Israel, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon on Thursday called for Iran to be expelled from the U.N., saying "a state which calls for the destruction of another people cannot be a member of the United Nations."

Israeli Vice-Premier Shimon Peres said that Iran should be expelled from the United Nations as a result of his comments.

The UN released a statement, saying "Calls for violence, and for the destruction of any state, are manifestly inconsistent with any claim to be a mature and responsible member of the international community," the EU leaders said in a statement.

Absolutely right. So let’s be fair and balanced and give the Ariel Sharon and others their chance to voice their opinions:

-- "If only it would sink into the sea". Israeli Prime Minister Yitzak Rabin referring to Gaza, just before signing the Oslo Accords.

“I don't know something called International Principles. I vow that I'll burn every Palestinian child (that) will be born in this area. The Palestinian woman and child is more dangerous than the man, because the Palestinian child's existence infers that generations will go on, but the man causes limited danger. I vow that if I was just an Israeli civilian and I met a Palestinian I would burn him and I would make him suffer before killing him. With one hit I've killed 750 Palestinians (in Rafah in 1956). I wanted to encourage my soldiers by raping Arabic girls as the Palestinian women is a slave for Jews, and we do whatever we want to her and nobody tells us what we shall do but we tell others what they shall do." Ariel Sharon, current Prime Minister, in an interview with General Ouze Merham, 1956

"We must use terror, assassination, intimidation, land confiscation, and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of its Arab population." David Ben-Gurion, May 1948, to the General Staff.

"Israel should have exploited the repression of the demonstrations in China, when world attention focused on that country, to carry out mass expulsions among the Arabs of the territories." Benjamin Netanyahu: Speech at Bar-Ilan University, 1989

"We must expel Arabs and take their places." David Ben Gurion, 1937, Ben Gurion and the Palestine Arabs, Oxford University Press, 1985

"We have to kill all the Palestinians unless they are resigned to live here as slaves." Chairman Heilbrun of the Committee for the Re-election of General Shlomo Lahat, the mayor of Tel Aviv, October 1983.

"[I advocate] using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes [and] against recalcitrant Arabs as an experiment. [I do not understand] the squeamishness about the use of gas [...] We cannot in any circumstamstances acquiesce in the non-utilisation of any weapons which are available to procure a speedy termination of the disorder which prevails on the frontier.” Winston Churchill, then Secretary of State at the British War Office, authorising RAF Middle East Command to attack rebelling Iraqis with chemical weapons, 1919

"We must use terror, assassination, intimidation, land confiscation, and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of its Arab population." Israel Koenig, "The Koenig Memorandum"

"The Palestinians are like crocodiles, the more you give them meat, they want more".... Ehud Barak, Prime Minister of Israel at the time - August 28, 2000. Reported in the Jerusalem Post August 30, 2000

“The Palestinians" would be crushed like grasshoppers ... heads smashed against the boulders and walls." Israeli Prime Minister Menahim Begin in a speech to Jewish settlers New York Times April 1, 1988

Why wasn’t Israel expelled from the UN as a result of these remarks, as Peres demands of Iran?

THE ENTIRE DAMN WORLD IS JUST MUZZLED

I wonder what it is, and how it is? Israel blackmail's America? or are they just so good to turn the tides in their favour?

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Monday Morning: O.D.M's Eternal Nemesis Part II

2005-10-31T14:40:00.000-05:00

O.D.M oppologizes for the following informal post, as most O.D.M readers already know, Mondays are O.D.M's worst days.. Political commentary will be published Wedensday November 2nd... Thank you
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As I have explained in earlier posts, I hate Mondays. It is that f#$ day again, the day where I have to get up in the early morning and go to work, like a well trained German Shepard dog, for less than $50,000 a day.

Yes, this is my minimum, I think I was born to give orders, but parent-supported rich life ended as soon as I graduated, and being unemployed turned ugly on me after money got a little tight, so I think I have to work now.

Just like every Monday, I will not use my brain today. But to serve my fellow Disobedients with their regular dose of pure O.D.M wisdom , I will automatically type what comes to my mind...as it happens..no organizing, not judging, no cleaning up..so deal with it, and live in O.D.M's brain for a second. I'll jot down the category and wander in my thoughts...

General Brain Farts:

What should I write?

Where should I start? Bashing more Al-Seyassa shit bags with their latest "news" article?

Tell more stories on why the U.S is the worst country in the world when it comes to foreign policy? deception and ill-intentions?

Or should I talk more shit about our disfunctional regime?

How about talking about Farid Ghadry's gay tendencies?

Walla I have so many things on my mind...

This Monday is not that bad actually...

I need a cheap maid who can do my laundry on daily basis. Can she have a cousin who can give a good foot massage?

A couple of specific shades of green give me diarrhea, no joke. I just figured out why I never wear green, and it is my worst color.

My sumo fighter look-alike co-worker is wearing tight green pants. should I tell her that she looks like a sack of amino acids?

I don't like the girl that likes me no more, I like one who's very far from me...as usual.

I am sick of Lebanese people saying "moooo!" (the Shami version of "maa?").... I don't know why they don't like it no more. Lebanese chicks used to always say it to me late at night, but without the M.."Ooooooooooooooooooooh!"

On Politics:

The UN S.C on Syria Resolution is out!!! Oioooooooooooooh!!! holy shit!! what the f#$#$ is new? Why did it not surprise me? is it worthwhile news? Does O.D.M have to waste his precious time discussing a huge news story that he already predicted 6 posts ago? What is the big deal? What did you guys expect to come out of this assolution? the centuries' question? who came first chicken or egg?

I am not wasting any more thoughts on that.

Why can't people just listen to me, and figure out that whatever I say in politics is always right?

Why can't they just start a network of email exchanges and electronic contacts, and set up a date, where we all gather up in Umayyad Square and silently protest the current circumnstances?

Civil Disobedience is the only option. People will soon realize that President Assad is staying atleast one more year from now...but the regime will be weak and will be willing to give up more reforms, or face further isolation, this time from its own people.

Bashar will soon find out that if he pleases his people, he will not have to worry about a coup d'etat from any army general or aliens or whatever.

Bashar Assad sucks by the way, I am not defending him.

I just think that we can get the Parliament while he is still a president. and if I were him, this is what I'd do...please more and more people as much as I can. and by people, I mean the syrian public before Israel and the U.S.

What the hell happened to the lottery ticket? WHY DIDN'T I WIN?

What the hell is new with the Mehlis report? why did I know about everything in it before the whole investigation team got together?

Where the hell are the voice transcripts of Syrian/Lebanese officials planning the murder? Why isn't anybody in Jail already?

How cvan it be the Syrians? some faction in the regime had to take care of business? is he dumb enough to say it over a cell phone? or strike a pause and say cheese as he is pushing the TNT bar? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU$##

Why can't we investigate the whole intelligence built up that led to the War on Iraq, and condemn "uncooperation of American Government" and hamepering evidence that shows the U.S had no fucking clue what they were talking about? why can't we take them to the security council? Why can't the world say that more than a 130,000 Iraqis are dead now, because of 2 persons, Saddam Hussein, and George Bush (or Karl Rove)

130, 000 Iraqis!!! if each had only 10 family members that means that there are 1,300,000 Iraqis after any American's ass.....

Religion?

I have some things that are troubling, questions that haven't been answered since I was 12...

If God loves us all? why didn't he preach the right religion to us all?

If God knows everything and he knew that some of us are going to screw up, why did he let us? Aren't we all created by God, and are returning to God?

Doesn't God only know when we will take our next final breath?

I know that in most religions, a country cannot be secular. Western nations and the Vatican went through a lot until they solved this issue, and they now look a lot better than countries that haven't seperated..depending on what is better for whom..Richer people but with an average of 1 in 2 divorces and a prostitute for every 3 males?

Why is Qoran so hard to understand? why is the Bible so vague to understand?

What if we die and we are just dead corps?

Why can't we witness a miracle?

Money:

I was not born to work full time, I was born to serve but be more served.

Money buys everything..health, happiness, love, trust, verginity, and many more stuff. I don't like it this way, but in those days, it is the sad truth.

Sappy Mofos

2005-10-27T11:51:00.000-04:00

US, France push Syria sanctions
United Nations must act on Syria - Bush
Bush Repeats Call for UN Action Against Syria
Syria's dissidents unite for a change
Rice won't rule out attack against Syria
Subject : US warns Iran, Syria against interference in Iraq
The Pressure Mounts on Syria, but Israel May Still Pay the Price
The Invasion of Syria?
Syria continues process of Bird Flu exploration
US and France to take serious steps against Damascus if implicated
More Pressure Looms for Syria
Pressure Mounting on Syria

I am sad, yet I am happy. I am happy, yet I am sad, therefore I am “Sappy”

Happy (愉快)

I am so happy that something finally triggered all of us Syrians, as every minute passes, people are asking how? Why? Where?

Happy to know that Syria will not be the same country by the end of 2006.
Happy to know that whatever happens next, Syrians will never allow anybody to deprive it of its rights, and by rights I mean more than the right to go to work, come back, eat and sleep...We are hungry Disobedient mofos.. we were entrapped in a cage that deprived us from doing something that we never thought we could do..

I am happy that the internet, TV channels, and all the changes around this flaming Middle East have let us Syrians know, that at the first chance we get, we will stand up for our rights.

Sad (哀伤)

I am sad that we have to hear about democracy and rights from the two countries that have the same respect for freedom and democracy as I respect a cow. I like cows, but if its meet can fill my belly up a little until dinner, I’d eat it.
I am sad to see that there are actually people who really believe a bunch of elites, who shape world politics from in one meeting, and decide on millions of people’s fate in one decision over a drink or coffee.
Had Norway or Switzerland’s Foreign Ministers bashed our regime all day, I would have understood…but to have Rumsfeld, Rice and Monkey-Lipped Bush criticize Syrian policies, it pisses me off.

I do not want to go through why I have no trust in American Foreign Policy; you can read my previous posts on American Policy.

SYRIA: What next

O.D.M is pretty sure that the average Abu Samra the Syrian Samman (grocery shop owner) knows not more than four things about America:

-It is far
-George Bush is President
-America is an imperialistic and Zionist country
-they make a lot of porno movies

The above three are true in many ways but what Abu Samra doesn’t know is that his ass is grass and the Syrian government is the lawn mower.

Abu Samra doesn’t know that his soon-to-be-more-broke-ass is in trouble; whatever he has been brought up to believe is like Mermaid, beautiful, but impossible to see. Everything: Pan Arabism, Syrian Nationalism, Well-Being, Stability, Peace of Mind, sound Economics…..etc are nothing but like farting in the wind, or as we say in Arabic “Draat al Blaat”

O.D.M knows a little bit more than Abu Samra, and probably you. And I am telling you, Syria is in a situation like you are getting sucked into quick sand, but this time it is getting sucked into quick shit.

All of us shouldn’t be sad… The imperialists, Zionists or whatever you want to call them are here to stay, and as long as we are just like dumb sheep in our countries we can never do anything about it. What we should do is capitalize on what the hell is happening.

this Regime's time is up Disobedients.

No, no…don’t just read and nod like your reading your zodiac! pay attention!

REGIME'S TIME IS UP

Why, all of you Disobedients may ask:
I say because the countdown has begun when the Mehlis Report was out.

The Mehlis Report findings, believe it or not, make as much difference as the difference of whether to wash our hands after taking a piss or not. It is irrelevant. To all of you non-obsessive Compulsives, not washing our hands or washing our hands makes no difference; we are just washing to prevent something that you can’t see, viruses and dirty ass microbes. A lot of people don’t wash their hands, including O.D.M, and they are just fine. But, had there been a highly contagious Diarrius-Cerebrum (Brain Diarrhea) virus in the bathroom vicinity, you will get that damn virus whether you take a bath in sulphuric acid or just wipe piss sprinkles on the side of your pants.

What does Diarrhea and what does Syria have to do with washing hands after a piss?

The decision was made, Syria’s regime has to change, or change its policies. This is like the Brain Diarrhea virus in the bathroom, whether the Mehlis report is positive or negative, the decision has been made i.e. the virus is already there.

The World Decision Makers (WDM), who also can be WMDs if you change the order of letters, have made up their mind: Syria’s time is up.

You can identify WDM’s as whoever you want…Israel/U.S.A/ Monte Negro….etc

Capitalizing on this means that we should ask our Governments for change, especially now, when the world is watching and we have a lot of support.

One commenter on this blog wrote a simple sentence, he said: ” believe it or not, but we need a president like Sharon”

We definitely need somebody like Sharon, maybe not as ugly. This fat mass of shit cares about his country so much, he keeps on influencing world policies to best fit his national interest, he cares for Israel. How many of us care about Syria? Many, how many of us would do anything for Syria? NONE.
Not pissing in the street corner next time you walk isn't caring for Syria. Standing up and asking for your right is caring for Syria.
Are we ready to do the impossible for our country? Maybe, but not alone.

Here is where O.D.M and his Civil Disobedience Ultimatum fit in the equation.

O.D.M and The CIVIL DISOBEDIENCE MOVEMENT

Syria now bought itself some time, but during this time, the regime is getting weaker by the hour. More and more people will be requested for interviews, many of them will be implicated, and Bashar will be watched closely until he makes some changes.

The Civil Disobedience Movement should mobilize its members, and demonstrate and begin its first phase of its plan, a silent march in the streets. About 3000 Syrians in the streets, marching quietly, asking Bashar for reforms, message is simple:

“You stay our president, we want the Parliament”

By Parliament I mean a fully functioning decision making system, not a clapping room where we clap every time we hear “Assad” or “Baath”...

Through emails, word of mouth, text messages, and soon, after some funding, TV/Radio/Internet ads... People will understand that this option is the only viable option; we get a Parliament, which is some say in Syrian Politics, we keep our president and therefore stability and we practice something that we have never done before, Democratic decision making.

Who wouldn’t want this? Opposition? Regime Supporters? Abu Samra? Who the hell wouldn’t want stability, but with more but limited decision making? All regime supporters will know that by this, they will shut the international community and Syrians up for a while, and keep their seats (for a bit more).

What if the Regime ignores or refuses?

That’s when we set our ultimatum:

“Give us the Parliament by February 15th, or face mass Civil Disobedience”

Civil Disobedients deposes regimes, creates history. When people don’t go to work, don’t pay taxes; don’t respect the Government, and refuse to identify with this government.

What are the Authorities going to do in this case? Imprison 50,000 people at a time? Kill hundreds? I doubt it, especially in the current circumstances. Get of your ass, call your friends, send them emails, tell him about my movement, take action, quit being a @#$23 and do something for your country.

Write your comments; let me see how much support this moevemnt has. Screw foreign created political parties, screw instability, fuck Western intentions…let’s create a better Syria from within.

Syria Forever

O.D.M Replies to Condoleezza

2005-10-17T11:59:00.000-04:00

What a headline to wake up to, and what a picture to see when you first turn on your computer to read news about the Motherland, tired, fasting, no Cigarette, no coffee...Then you see this primate in her daily shit-talking duties...

Every single f$$ing DAY, Condi says some shit along these lines:

"I think that Syria should..."

"We believe that syria...."

"Syria has been......."
"Syria has not been ...."

Blah blah blah blah!!..YOU KNOW WHAT WE THINK MONKEY FACE?

"We believe that Condi should eat shit"
"We believe that Condi is sexually frustrated"

"Condi should take off the mask because Halloween is over"

"We think you should stick your nose where it belongs! up in Georgy's hairy Redneck ass"

O.D.M Swears to God, that if he puts dry human shit in the microwave for 2 minutes, a shape will come out looking better than the picture you see below.

Syria is continuing to destabilize Lebanon, even half a year after pulling its troops from the country, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, pictured 14 October 2005, said, adding that Damascus' actions are serious enough to warrant international action.(AFP/File/Thomas Coex)

After a prolonged stare at the above picture, O.D.M officially accepted the theory: DARWIN WAS RIGHT!

Sorry for doubting your intelligence Darwin, damn...all these years!

O.D.M says: Condi, The U.S.A has been a major player in almost every world turmoil that ever happened, exept natural disasters. It must stop meddling in other countries, or just shut the f%*k Up, because the consequences are great. On another note, if O.D.M decides to take a piss on the street one day, and try to draw a face, it'll come out looking prtettier than yours.

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Since our own Foreign Minister Mr. Farouk Al-Sharaa is busy taking more lessons from Mukhabarat on how to not make anothrt mistake revealing that Kanaan was Murdered.
O.D.M will generously take some of his own precious time to reply to Condi Rice's daily shit-talking session.

Conduisha,

Call me a Conspiracy theorist, a commy or even carrot head. I careless, I know two facts, well documented, and they sum up U.S. foreign policy.

-U.S.A openly supported Saddam Hussein, well before the Iran War. The U.S sold Weapons to Saddam hussein albeit his "unacceptable human rights violations"

-U.S.A openly supported the Taliban and other extremist millitia's in their plight against Russia.

-Now, the U.S.A decided to pay attention to Human rights, and Liberating "The Opressed Ones".

Let the Freedom ring my ass' doorbell...

Now remember, the War on Afghanistan was to find Bin Laden, and the War on Iraq was to find WMD. Any of the two found? NO

Disobedients: This is the Summary of American Foreign Policy.

Condi: Get a dildo.

Syria Forever

O.D.M on Syrian News and Stupid Analysis

2005-10-13T14:30:00.000-04:00

A lot of Disobedients are wondering what the hell is gonna happen in Syria next, I understand this urge of knowing the unknown. The love of knowing the unknown is a normal human instinct, starting from looking down the toilette seat to see what color and shape you shit looks like today, is it hard? Soft? The floating one? The non-Flushable? Does it need to be broken up by a stick to go down the drain?

Same thing with Syria, we know it is going down the drain but we don’t know what kind of shit to expect. It is perfectly normal not to know. But there is something that is very abnormal. Something so annoying that it constipates O.D.M, it pisses him off so much that he dedicates half an hour of his time to write about it. The feeling is like jumping from a burning airplane, finding a God-sent parachute miraculously in mid air, but still landing on the Eiffel tower, ass first.

Let’s assume the Syria debacle right now is a simple going to the bathroom dilemma. WE all feel that shit is ringing our but-holes interphone; we all know we are going to shit, sooner or later.

What we don’t know is what kind of shit to expect, and quite frankly we can’t know for sure, unless we are Shit experts, and we have spies down our asses. Some professionals may ask you what you have eaten, and predict what is to be shitted i.e. Mexican food gives you burning dangling shit, pizza and steaks give you ass-hurting shit, carbohydrates give you shit that floats, common people can never know this shit. OTHER’S THINK THAT THEY KNOW, AND TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE DIARRHEA, WHILE THE TRUTH IS YOU HAVE REGULAR BROWN SHIT THAT YOU ARE GOING TO WIPE IN THEIR FACE.

This is what pisses me off.Let’s turn the Shit dilemma to the Political analysis now. We all know that change is happening in Syria, but we really can’t tell what kind of shit is gonna take place. Some news analyst, and political thinkers, predict what will happen according to facts, given the current circumstances and events. Proffesional Political Analysts know more history, use more historical facts and still admit that they can always be wrong, because nobody really knows what happens behind closed doors, I don't know what my best friend says when I am not there, how about our presidents? Maybe Bashar and Bush are gay partners, with an adopted kid fro Neiroubi.

Back to the Subject, Some Media outlets like the Sheikh Hamburger financed “Al-Seyassa” newspaper in Kuwait, and many other Arab media always analyze the Syrian future according to how their ass feels that same day, which happens to be helpless, smelly with lotsa greasy hair.

O.D.M hits the "Low-Down": No Doubt
Disobedients: in Saudi Arabian math books, they define a pair of Parallel lines as: “Two lines that never meet unless God changes his mind, Inshallah”. Parallel lines never meet, that is a fact. Another fact, is that we have no viable party as of now to take over from our Giraffe looking-17 letter-lisping-President Bashar Al-Assad.I don’t care about the Reform Party of Syria, The Syrian Republican Party, Syrian Coalition Against Colored People, nor The Syrian Gay Nighclub Party.

I have said this many many times before, the only Pre-established Political party in Syria is the Syrian Communist party and the Muslim Brothers in the Hood (Brotherhood). None of those parties will control a public bathroom in Syria, let alone the whole country, not over Sharon’s naked fat dead body.

When Condoleezza stood in Egypt and said that the U.S. will no longer support stability at the cost of democracy, I felt two things at the same time, disgusted and humiliated. How could that Mean looking bitch lie straight to our faces like that, and why does she look like an angry monkey ?

No More stability at the cost of Democracy!?!?!?!?

-What about Half of the Millitary Juntas in Southern America? From Cuba to Venezuella.-What About Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and the rest of the Gulf Region?
-What about thee quarters of the world living under oppression?

and so on…

Situation in Syria

-Kanaan knew too much, and he was a liability to the Syrian Regime, he was expendable because when he goes down, a detailed history of 30 years of assassination and covert operations in Lebanon are gona.

-By this action, Bashar Al-Assad knows that the harm from the Mehlis report will be minimized. Given that the Mehlis Report implicates his regime directly. I don’t think that they will find hard evidence, but the report is going to be much politicized, George Bush and others already go on TV everyday and, like morons, say “We expect this report to find Syrians role in Harriri Killing”.

In fact, In his shoe box called mind, Bush already knows that Syria is involved, and is “studying ways of furthering sanctions against Syria”.. On the other hand, Syria does have some leverage; Bashar knows there is no replacement for him. He knows that however the report comes out, two or three expendable people at the max can be given up, all of whom are guaranteed to be silent or silenced, Syria can handle that.

When I say He is monkey lipped, believe me.

O.D.M’s Favourite Segment: Weekly Al-Seyassa Newspaper Bashing

Back to what pisses me off everyday as I read the news. Al-Seyassa newspaper, Lord have Mercy! Unfortunately Disobedients, the gap in intelligence and professionalism between the West and the Middle East is bigger than my workers ass (which I described vividly in previous posts- the ass with dimples). This gap is found in everything we do from manufacturing socks, to services, to news reporting.
Why am I ranting like an old women with no teeth? BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES:

Syrian Official Found Dead (Washington Post)
Syrian minister commits suicide (London Free Press)
Syria probes minister's 'suicide' (BBC News)
Syrian Interior Minister Commits Suicide (Voice of America)
Politician's suicide on eve of UN report (the Scotsman)
A Leading Syrian Minister Dies, Apparently a Suicide (the New York Times)
Embattled Syrian minister found dead (the Guardian)

Even the extreme Fox News says: Eyes Turn to Syria After Interior Minister's Suicide (through AP)

Here are some of the many Western Headlines that doubt the “suicide”:
Doubt over gun death (Reuters)
The mysterious death of Syria’s minister of the interior (Radio Netherland)
Was 'suicide' of Syrian official a cover-up? (Chicago Sun-Times)
Eyes Turn to Syria After Interior Minister's Suicide (Zaman Online)

Those people, Report the facts. Some biased Media may chose the facts they want, but they still report facts: There is a dead Interior Minister, and there is a lot of talk of him being Killed rather than himself committing suicide.

Take the most radical news channel in the States, Fox News, Fox News may not necessarily report Palestinian Deaths, but it reports a single Israeli casualty in every news segment it has, in its half hour news casts, to its commentary and talk shows. They select what they want to say, but they say FACTS.

NOW!

Look at those bumbling dildos at the Al-Seyassa Newspaper, whose campaign on Syria started on the eve of Harriri’s Assassination:

Kanaan tried to take over Syria by a Coup D’etat, so they Killed Him.Meanwhile Asef Shawkat is in Control of all of Syria.

This is the actual f$$king headline. It actually looks like a short story to me! Where are the facts? Bumbling idiots. Everyday they have an out of this world breaking news, THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANTO TO BREAK THEIR HEADS!

To Do List:
Al-Seyassa gay reporters need to step up to Reporting industry standards and report facts, based on research, Or I will personally make sure that I will stick my foot up in their mouths, since they love playing with toes. ITS OK TO BE BIASED YOU CAVEMEN LOOKING GLUTTONOUS MONKEYS, BUT DON"T MAKE UP SHIT, ESPECIALLY EVERYDAY!

What is wrong with those Gay Bedouins? Are they happy that they got some education and can actually hold pens? It is kind of an impressive to learn how to read and write when you were a Goat-milking prehistoric hairy mofos about 20 years ago. BUT NOT EVERYONE WHO READS AND WRITE SHOULD WRITE NEWS STORIES!

Since Al-Seyassa Newspaper reserves the right to report whatever it wants, O.D.M has a list of Headlines he has aboutAl-Seyassa Newspaper. All news comes from confidential news sources that work in “high-levels”:

Al-Seyassa News Editor summoned to court, after sexually harassing gay Philippino Barber in Shop.
Al-Seyassa News Editor Caught following little kids in KG school.
Al-Seyassa crew consider little boys’ summer swimming pool their nigh club
Al-Seyassa Owner found dead after inserting a stapler up his ass, coworkers said: “He Enjoyed it at first!”
Kuwaiti Ruler, Sheikh Hamburger, kills his 73rd daughter, after realizing the prostitute unknowingly slept with him.
Al-Seyassa News Editor found with a foot u in his mouth

Look at this caveman :

"I love Little Kids!" Said Sheikh HAMBURGARR

Another O.D.M Prophecy Comes True...

2005-10-12T10:40:00.000-04:00

Dear Disobedients,

I am so good in politics, it pisses me off that I am not the Syrian Foreign Minister.

As I have predicted in my September 12 Post "Monday Morning: O.D.M's Eternal Nemisis", Ghazi Kanaan was killed by the Mukhabarat, he was the chosen "kibsh-el-fida" or Scape-goat.

"-Syria can better handle the situation by making up evidence that Ghazi Kanaan ordered Harriri killed, show it to international community, and then assassinate Kanaan in his house, with an Absolute Vodka bottle next to him and a suicide letter, with a glock in his hand. Perfect suicide."
http://syrianistician.blogspot.com/2005/09/monday-morning-odms-eternal-nemesis.html (Towards the end of the post)

It appears that the regime has finally realized the danger it is facing, and decided to undergo a decisive action to save its ass.

More to follow...

Ahhhh Abu Ya'arub....... were you trying to stay fit?

Sections of our President's exclusive interviews with CNN's Christiane Amanpour, notice how he lisps in four letters, and how he laughes for no reason. My little cousin can speak better than him:

CNN EXCLUSIVE: Al-Assad questions U.S. role in Iraq (1:51)
Part I of Christiane Amanpour's interview with Bashar Al-Assad (4:21)
Courtesy of CNN.com

Syria Forever

O.D.M Looks at an old Spying Case

2005-10-06T13:26:00.000-04:00

This story I found today on Yediot Ahronot, funny how there is no single mention of it in the United States. Just replace the name Israel, with Syria/Iran/ Iraq or any other country in the world.

Guilty plea entered in Pentagon spy case
Top Defense Department analyst Lawrence A. Franklin pleads guilty to giving classified information to an Israeli embassy official and members of a pro-Israel lobbying group AIPAC Associated Press

A top Defense Department analyst with expertise in the Middle East pleaded guilty Wednesday to giving classified information to an Israeli embassy official and members of a pro-Israel lobbying group.

Lawrence A. Franklin, 58, said during a plea hearing that he was frustrated with government policy and that he had hoped the two members of American Israel Public Affairs Committee(AIPAC) could influence policy with their connections at the National Security Council.
He also admitted giving classified information to a political official at the Israeli embassy, but said the information he received from the official was far more valuable than what he gave.

“I knew in my heart that his government had this information,” Franklin said. “He gave me far more information than I gave him.”

Franklin pleaded guilty to two conspiracy counts and a charge of unlawful retention of national defense information. U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III set sentencing for Jan. 20.

Franklin spoke directly to an Israeli official

Franklin, who was one of the Pentagon’s policy experts on Iran and the Middle East, was indicted in June on five charges.

The two AIPAC officials who allegedly received the information, Steven Rosen of Silver Spring, Md., And Keith Weissman of Bethesda, Md., Also have been charged with conspiring to obtain and disclose classified U.S. Defense information.

AIPAC fired Rosen and Weissman in April. Both AIPAC and Israel deny any wrongdoing.

According to the indictment, Franklin met periodically with Rosen and Weissman between 2002 and 2004 and discussed classified information, including information about potential attacks on U.S. troops in Iraq.

Rosen and Weissman would subsequently share what they learned with reporters and Israeli officials.

On at least one occasion, Franklin spoke directly to an Israeli official. Rosen, a top lobbyist for Washington-based AIPAC for more than 20 years, and Weissman, the organization’s top Iran expert, allegedly disclosed sensitive information as far back as 1999 on a variety of topics, including al-Qaida, terrorist activities in Central Asia, the bombing of Khobar Towers in Saudi Arabia and U.S. Policy in Iran, according to the indictment.

Franklin at one time worked for the Pentagon’s No. 3 official, policy undersecretary Douglas Feith, on issues involving Iran and the Middle East.

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This is the same country that tapped Bill Clinton's Telephone Conversations, Installed phone bugs across affluential residents of Washington D.C., sent endless spies to the U.S. and the world, many of whom were caught.

A list by some website, compiling all articles written by credible and respected reporters. Most are copied and pasted into other websites because the original one was blocked (for some weired reason!!)

Still the U.S. supports them tirelessly...

I wonder why? blackmail situation? Just want to get rid of them? or pure lobbying (Legal Corruption)?

O.D.M on Syria, Hikmat Shihabi and the Jihad in the Hood

2005-10-06T11:04:00.000-04:00

Happy Ramadan to all Disobedient Mofo's, may this month bring a lot of bless, mercy, reform, radical change, democracy, and shit loads of money to us and the poor in the Levant.

I will count till ten before I read every Kuwaiti Al-Seyassa article, because, I become very volatile when I read all their bull shit stories, especially when I am fasting. I would rather read Alice in Wonderland than their shit-in-diaper they call "The News", but I think I enjoy getting mad at them, and then writing in my blog.

Civil Disobedient Mofo’s, here it is, I have a new headline from this newspaper, are you ready?

According to Al Seyassa, its very close sources said that X Syrian Army Chief of Staff for 25 years, Hikmat Al-Shihabi, is in the United States giving up Army secrets of the Syrian regime, paving the way for an American Military invasion.

Astaghferulllaaah...astaghferulllaaahh

Now, I am a very young guy, and I just graduated not too long ago. I haven't studied politics, it is just an interest. I just want to tell those toe-playing, goat-cheese milking, camel raping Bedouins in Kuwait City who have been writing all this bull shit (Allahumma inni sa'em), who the hell gave you a paper and a pen to WRITE? Who made the mistake and gave you a diploma!?

AStaghferullaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

You nose-picking, shit-looking ignorant mofo's: America already knows everything in this region.

It knows where your Kuwaiti Sheikh Hamburger rapes little 14 year old kids, where Bashar Al-Assad takes a shit, and knows the details of every Army in the Middle to an extent that our own Defense Ministers don't know our Order of Battles like any other Mossad or American or Russian agent.

Our countries you idiots are full of people who are poor, and hate the regime, and that is an easy recipe for recruiting operatives.

Bumbling idiots.....

If the Syrian Government know that Hikmat Shihabi is in the United States, which they can easily find out, they will hit the full throttle emergency and Syrians would sense the reformation of the Army within the hours... This means war you stupid shit bags. But what can I say...Al-Seyassa, just like Condoleezza Rice, piss me off....and few people piss me off like that. Those people have just started picking on Syrians and the Syrian regime as if we just invaded Kuwait.. But Syrians are better than that, we don't want more nomads. I do wish though, that Saddam invaded your toilette bowl country..I wish the founder of Saudi, big Hamburgarr just included it to his Kingdome 70 years ago..
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Jihad In the Hood

On another note, Professor Landis' most recent post in his Blog touches a very, very important topic, that could ignite a fire cracker in ever Mujahid's ass, and turn our country into Suicide Bomber's Disneyland. His comments elude to a post on some Jihadi website, that called Bashar an American Boot-Licker. Now I may agree that he is a boot-licker, but not when it comes to Jihadis.

I just want to remind the Mujahideen, that Syria was the first country in the whole region that decided to take a decisive action, and basically illuminate all sorts of religious movements. Muslim Brothers in the hood, Mujahideen and all other extremist groups in Syria were fought the end of the 70's and until now.

I don't know if those various incidents that take place in Qassioun, Madaya, Kafar Sousseh and othe isolated incidents are really terrorist activities. It could be a high drug trafficker who decided to shoot this time instead of running away and pressing on the gas. Not that the cop cars are fast, but it is just that the gas is getting a little expensive.

We all hope that we don't end up seeing stupid criminals killing Civilians in the name of God; I don't think they have a cause, however stupid they may get, and however long their beard may get...

Syria Forever

Old Assad Photos

2005-10-06T10:44:00.000-04:00

There is no news. O.D.M is not in the best of the moods..

So he thought he could throw a couple of pictures, and hear your views...

*Click on Picture to see larger version

In Jol Jammal Highschool, Lattakia 1940

With Friends in 1946
As he enlists in Homs Millitary Academy, a fresh Cadet with an impressive future...look at the eyes, I think he is saying something: WALLA LA #$%#$%#$%!!!

A Young Millitary Cadet in 1950

In Syrian Air Force Academy, Aleppo, 1954

Uh Oh! Rasining too fast within the ranks.....

Do you like it in Damascus Anoosti? Because I think we may stay here for a WHILE!

With a little help from Abu Staif, everything should be alright

Hi Darlings, I am your new president...

I will play politics like I play Ping Pong...

but first, I need some weapons!

First State Visit to USSR in 1971, Weapons BABY!
I think they seem good, what do you think Abu Staif?

Me and Abu Staif bought some new weapons!

To be Continued...

O.D.M's Weekly Anger Discharge

2005-09-30T15:10:00.001-04:00

O.D.M was drinking water as he was browsing news about Syria on his computer, and all of a sudden, he read this NEWSFLASH!!

A New Death List: Syria targets new Politicians and Reporters
Lebanese, Jordanian and Kuwaitis are targeted, including Al-Seyassa Senior Editor

Immediately, without wasting another second, O.D.M threw the bottle at the monitor, no injuries were reported, the bottle was plastic and closed.

I'll tell you my News Flash: F$^&&*@ and !#%$%^@# my %^%$$$^&!!!!

This story was on Al-Seyassa newspaper, quoting directly from a French Intelligence source...Oooooooooh la la!
This French intelligence source, should meet me in front of the Old Clock Tower in central Homs, because I want to stick that same pen he used in the report up his Dry-French-Ass. Now let me tell you secret, unlike most European countries, the French do not wet the toilette paper before they wipe their ass. They just take a paper towel, rub it twice, smell it, then throw it away, and go on with their life. they invented the tight pants, because they didn't want shit to spread all over their lower body when they walk. French people have redness on and around their little butt hole from May till mid-October of every year, that redness sometimes turns into swelling, so as they walk, you’d think they have a piece of dry French pu-pu dangling from their La dernier. The French wipe their ass in a dry manner -and you can quote O.D.M for this unknown fact.

IF THE INTELLIGENCE CAUGHT THIS FILE YOU IDIOTS, WHY ISN’T ANYBODY INDICTED YET? DIDN’T YOU SAY ALL YOU NEED IS ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE?

piss me offf.... piss me offf....

Al-Seyassah newspaper pisses me off, so does Condoleezza…

I tried many, many times, to upgrade the tone in which I write in my respectable blog. But assholes who use dumbtelligence from Dry-Ass-French agent and quote it as if it is true piss me off, and make lose control of my renowned manners.

O.K, you have a list, I reserve the right to have list, since everybody is making up shit..who can better come up with shit than O.D.M?

This lists off people who should have taken a vacation in New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina week, and also should have been sucked in to New Orleans sewage system, and died respectfully in a pile shit. I call it:

The Drown in a Pile of Shit List:

1- George Bush: His father George (the big one) and his mama, admitted that when Georgy was a little baby, they dropped him, and in almost all cases, he landed on his head. They confirmed that after three falls, George started speaking noticeably slower. This monkey should tighten up, because seriously, O.D.M can’t believe that this idiot can make any decision, other than from which advisor he should listen to.
2- Walid Junblatt: who looks more like (Sham Drat), in English, smelled some bad shit so he looks like it. This guy has not had a hair cut since the Lebanese Civil war was over, and changes his positions and political views more than the positions in the Kama Sutra book.
3- Bashar Assad: You have put the whole country in a big pile of shit; I think putting you in one makes the job much easier. Save yourself and give us the Parliament.
4- Al-Seyassah newspaper reporters, who write about Syria:I don’t know what to say. I don’t know why these Bedouins all of a sudden have something against all Syrians, not just the regime. Maybe Sheikh Katem Bin Iss-haaal gave them orders to do so. Those little kid lovers need to watch their mouth before they really get a bomb up their hungry mouth. 30 years they never criticize Assad, now what happened?
5- Every guy who wears a shoe, but folds its end making it a shoe-hatta slipper! Discusses me.
6- All those who blame Syria for everything, from the Tsunami, to Harriri, Shidiac, Qassir and everything else.
7- Syrian Foreign Minister Al-Sharee’: Where is he? Breaking the Guiness book of records in hide-and-seek? Get your ass out in a tour to Europe and the Middle East, speak your mind.
8- Inactive Syrians: It takes you half an hour to open my blog, in the meantime, you can send an email to 20 of your friends letting them know of the Civil Disobedience Movement! There are people who make it happen, people who watch it happen, and people who don’t know what the f*ck just happened, unfortunately you are the last one.
9- Condoleezza Rice: You look like a dog’s ass, shaved. I think this lady got me bad, few people get me like that! I am tired of her saying “I think Syria should…” “Syria must…” “Syria is not being….” I tell you what Condi: I think you should stick your head up in your own ass and fix your country’s foreign policy, and support the 300,000,000 people in the Middle East as well as the 4 Million Israelis. Not the 4 Million alone. And by support, your Harvard-graduate-black-ass knows what I mean.
10- My obese co-worker: Her parents lied to her, her relatives lied to her, and her friends lied to her. They all used to tell her that she’s cute, and beauty is under the skin, they filled her up so much that she looks like a bag of shit. She dresses in stretch pants that even show the dimples in her ass, and acts like she’s Angelina Jolie. Let me explain something, she is so fat, she is everywhere! Every where I look she's in my face. Seriously, she should wear a sticker wearing "Caution! Wide Turn”.

Thank you readers, O.D.M feels so much better after he lets it out.

Syria Forever

O.D.M Briefing:

2005-09-29T12:25:00.000-04:00

Dear Civil Disobedients, O.D.M is very busy at work, but he has to let out his anger at some topics and fools that press the red buttons up in his bottom. Here are some O.D.M thoughts:

-Mehlis who looks like a tomato on steroids is done with investigations in Syria.
-He also seems to have no conclusive evidence, so his report will likely be inconclusive.
-To the United States, inconclusive means that you can’t rule out that Assad killed Harriri.
-Confirmed: Prince Hamburger Bandar was in Syria last week, carrying words straight from Monkey-Lipped Bush. Possibly offering an unattainable deal. For Bashar, having a sex change surgery is easier than giving up what the U.S. is asking for
-Syria has three roads to follow as of now, all three of them lead to Fortified Cement wall that the whole regime is gonna t-bone.
-Mubarak, with his hair dye that looks more like black leather shoe shine, is trying to help Syria against isolation.
-What the Kundarji Mubarak, and Hamburger Bandar don’t know, is that they can both kiss my ass. They are both worst than our regimes, One of them speaks he’s in some Egyptian musalsal, the other one is as good of taking orders from Americans as a good old German Shepard.
-The Civil Disobedience Movement is still up and running, awaiting more members to join in. Please help in spreading the word, this is crucial to get Syria back, and probably have The Republic of Emissa back, (Homs).
-The Lebanese are taking it too far blaming us for everything, if Charbel’s mama gets pregnant, they point at Ghazale!

Every country has shit to be proud of, and shit that they are not proud of.

This is Charbel, his son Eliaaays sold the other donkey,
and bought a 1982 Mercedes

Don't ask why.. just had to post a picture of O.D.M's future pet:

Syria Warns America

2005-09-23T13:53:00.001-04:00

O.D.M looks at a very futuristic and highly improbable news story in the future, unfortunately, he knows why it is not likely to happen anytime soon

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Syria Warns McCain: All Options are on the Table
By Abdulkarimov Balakhof, PRAVDA Chief International Editor
February 28, 2009

[Damascus, Syria] -- Syrian Prime Minister O.D.M warned the U.S. president McCain of taking his country to the World Security Council. The statement came in light of president McCain’s “Liberty speech” in Baghdad.

“I am tired of colonialist ideologies, “uttered Syria’s strongman O.D.M in front of world reporters in the Damascus International Press Club, “McCain needs to respect this region and remember what his predecessors in the White House and the CIA did to this area and to the whole world in the past 5 centuries.” O.D.M, who was not in his usual funny character, said that the U.S. needs to pull its 40,000 troops out of the Arabian Peninsula and the Persian Gulf, or face serious repercussions. O.D.M warned of yet another American fiasco in the region, saying “American governments seem to have learning disabilities, I don’t think they learned anything from Vietnam, Afghanistan, Iraq, Lebanon, Iran”, O.D.M then exclaimed “The Americans should put down there beers and start thinking of what will happen if they keep electing people like that”, and warning Americans that there ignorance will bring their nation down.

In his speech, which was more like a lecture, O.D.M threatened to take the U.S. to the World Security Council, and did not rule out military action against Washington.

When asked about Nuclear repercussions O.D.M said that America knows better than using its nuclear weapons. He said that the Greater Syria Coalition would take down D.C. and impose a black President in 72 hours, with a little help from more than 40 million “Deprived” African Americans “brothers”, according to him.

Syria recently repositioned 17,000 of its “Syrial Killers” brigades in Cuba, Syria’s newest ally. Syrian hostilities with the U.S. started immediately after the People’s Revolution took over Damascus’ Parliament, when O.D.M’s Civil Disobedience Movement refused the American backed Reform Party of Syria. In his infamous speech at the Black House balcony overlooking well over ten million supporters O.D.M hollered: “Syria is now officially yours, the future is ours…Syria Forever”. Encouraged by the nearby experience, Arabians disposed the Al-Saud clan, and renamed the country The Arabian Peninsula; Jordanians, Lebanese, and Iraqis all followed suite and stormed their respective parliaments, and demanded real representation.

Syria now enjoys loyalty from all of its Middle Eastern neighbors, and commands a fearful 3,000,000-man strong army; scores of which are Syrian controlled Brigades of armies of more than 7 Middle Eastern countries. O.D.M is finishing touches on the Greater Middle Eastern Initiative, where a United Middle East will share resources, economies and politics in a borderless manner.
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What if we are democratic? Why can’t we hold the U.S. accountable for more than 150,000 dead Iraqis, and half a million prisoners of conscience in the Arab world? Who the hell does the U.S. think it is? The strongest country in the world? Well if this country respects the rule of law, then the law should hold all of the past U.S. damn administrations accountable for all the misery they put the world under. Who the hell does Condoleezza Rice think she is appearing in public saying “We want to see more freedom in Egypt”. I want to go on TV and say, I want to see your head up your own ass..you screwed us up enough already..now we can take care of ourselves.

Why the #$%#$ does the U.S. stick its head in everything? Because it is the only super power in the world? It’s the caretaker?

It can take care of my ass…Well even that it can’t, because they don’t use water in wiping their asses in there, they do it the dry-ass toilette paper ass wiping technique.

Why Jim Donkey Kong or whoever is the president of China stand up on CNN and say: We want to see less American intervention in every country’s ass.

It is kind of like your neighbor looking over your window and telling you, “I want you to change your baby’s diapers more often”; I would beat the living organs out of him, and then have him wear a diaper full of shit on his head.

What the hell is going on in the world? If America was really the way Americans think about it, peaceful, freedom loving, and full of human rights, then I wouldn’t mind.

But it is not!

Lobbying is legal corruption. When Israel spends more than a billion dollars “informing” the American government and public about its “way of life” it is actually “buying” American “decision makers”

Until you see more Non-Protestant Presidents who are not of British decadence, or a black, or Latino president you I will never say you have democracy.

Until you stop meddling in other people’s lives…deciding who to attack now, and who to bless, and who to strike, you have no business in how we live.

Freedom of speech my ass.

Why does America have such presidents? Because Americans know nothing about out of their Stateline. When foreign policy minute is up on any news channel, it is what the governme wants the world to know…Syria supporting insurgents, Attackers captured from Syria, American troops bombing Iraqi boundaries with Syria..the you get a redneck who heard the Word Syria in a negative sense in a week more than he heard his own fart… “Y’all Go get them evil doers boys!” … YeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeHAAAAAAAA

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Feels Good to let it out…

Syria Forever

Die Grosse Scheiße Interview

2005-09-22T15:25:00.000-04:00

Since this debate has been going in circles and people are really not understanding what's the truth. O.D.M saves the world again and explains the point plainly. Since many of you you are idiots (with all respect to the non-idiot audience) and happy with words such "Democracy" and "Assad out now". Let me explain why we don't want foreign intervention to topple our regime right now, in simplest forms.

When I thought about it, I thought the easiest way to put it was to paste my interview with the German magazine, Die Grosse Scheiße. (The Big Shit in english, )

Schvania: Hello Mr. O.D.M!I and Die Grosse Scheiße would like to thank you for your time.
O.D.M: ....Get to the point

Schvania: Ok, do you think Syria can ever be democratic?
O.D.M: It will.

Schvania: What is your reply to "but Syrians aren't ready for democracy"
O.D.M: They Are right.

Schvania: Why?
O.D.M: Because we have no well established political parties other than the Brothers in the Hood. (Muslim Brotherhood)

Schvania: but what about the Reform Party of Syria?
O.D.M: Did you fart??

Schvania: Do you want democracy then?
O.D.M: Yes.

Schvania: How?
O.D.M: Thank you,

Schvania: I mean how are you going to get democracy?
O.D.M: I heard you, was talking to your cute friend.

We can get democracy in Syria by taking steps, huge steps, the first one is the immidiate demand for fair representation in the parliament. So all of us loudmouths can learn how to argue, respect different opinions, and practice democracy not at the cost of running 18,000,000 people. Once we get it right, we establish the rules to set up political parties, and let people to vote. Syrians shoot each other over denying facts that happened yesterday, dinner debates turn into fights, let alone democracy.

We can't take over a government responsibilities yet. If the Government itself doesn't know how the hell Syria is running, from imports/exports, to sewage, to payrol, to public servants/ health to education to...to...to... How the hell would a bunch of people do that? even if they are very educated? WE HAVE NO DECENT POLITICAL PARTIES AS OF NOW.

If they do a referendum tomorrow, I would nominate myself, and my father, maybe my grandfather too, so will the president of each chamber of commerce in every major city in Syria. Kurds, Yazidis, Druze, Allawites, Sunnis, Armenians, Sharkas, 12ers and every other major and minor religion in addition to atheists, gays, lesbians and every other minority will want a shot at presidency. We are a country that has been deprived of decision making and rights for more than 300 years. That means my grandather's grandfather biggest decision was which of his four woives to slap, and which one to sleep with. Nothing more.

We need institutions, we need to learn how to debate, how to respect one another, and overall we are doing so at a very fast pace. The people, as of now, want an explanation of everything new that happens. We hear about ever political prisoner going in, even if he was a mute midget. President Bashar knows very well what awaits him if he doesn't loosen the leash he has on all of us. We have been angry imprisoned dogs for a while now, and the internet, satellites, education, and next door events are slowly making our cage more vulnerable to break. Once it breaks, with our will power, we will do much more than biting!

Schvania: How will the Parliament help?
O.D.M: If we get the parliament-the way we demand it- we can have 1/3 of decision making in this country. In this parliament, we will mess up for the first six months, but then, once we fix the decision making process, we will start tackling all other issues. When we are in the Parliamant we demand seperation of power, when we are in power we demand election of eligible officials who have the credentials to do the job, not the relative who gets them the job.

Schvania: How will you get to be represented with the current government, especially with no real opposition parties?
O.D.M: By the Civil Disobedience Ultimatum. An 8-Step plan/ ultimatum that we will give President Bashar (that doesn't include him stepping over), and if he doesn't accept, we will go on a massive Civil Disobedience for a month, until the regime cracks from head to toe.

Schvania: How will you get the masses?
O.D.M: Word of mouth, blast faxes, blast emails, marketing, and once funding mechanisms in place through straight Television ads.

Schvania: Sounds like a good plan!
O.D.M: O.D.M never had a bad plan, except his credit cards payment plan.

Schvania: You are funny and cute!

O.D.M: you too..

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March 27, 2006 The Four Day War

2005-09-20T17:07:00.000-04:00

Just like what many bloggers say, "I usually don't like to copy and paste into my blog, but I found this....." BULLSHIT

I found this article, and I was amazed by the insight this Salhani dude has into what is really keeping the U.S and Israel and Western powers from targeting Iran, and in the same respect, targeting Syria. Especially now that they both are very convinced that Syria is aiding insurgents going into Iraq.

This man seems to lower his amperes in his views in his tiny articles he submits for UPI to later be picked up by other news outlets. BUT After reading this article, in O.D.M's opinion, Claude Salhani is not your everyday journalist, he's a lethal political analyst with a vision so far ahead that it flattens rock and everything else in its pathway.

The Scenario:

Israel just can't ignore more intelligence reports about Iran's Nuclear capabilities. Its patience is running, especially that Bush's War in Iraq took way longer than expected......

Four Day War

The Iran/Israel conflagration, a history.

By Claude Salhani

....According to a recent report, Israel has built replicas of Iran’s nuclear facilities in the Negev Desert, where their fighter-bombers have been practicing test runs for months. Israel realizes it has a small window of opportunity if it is to take out Iran’s nuclear facilities before they go “hot” and leakage from an attack causes harmful exposure to tens of thousands of civilians caught by radiation forced into the atmosphere by such a raid.

Israel is unlikely to accept Iran’s word that its nuclear program is meant solely for peaceful purposes and aimed at developing commercial energy. The possibility of decisive military action is, indeed, high.

What follows is the unfolding of a worst-case scenario, an imaginary yet all-too-possible depiction of how events might develop if Israel were to attack Iran’s nuclear facilities.

Day One: Wednesday

In a pre-dawn raid, undisclosed numbers of Israeli warplanes, taking off from military airbases in the Negev, destroy Iran’s main nuclear facility at Bushehr. Israel’s armed forces have released no details, but it is believed the planes flew over parts of Jordan, northern Saudi Arabia, and Iraq, refueling in mid-air before reaching their target. Military analysts speculate that the planes must have refueled somewhere over Iraq.

During the one-hour raid, Iran claims to have shot down “several” Israeli fighters. Television images show pilots being lynched by furious mobs before Iranian authorities could reach them. The after-effects of the raid shake the Arab and Islamic world. Millions take to the streets demanding immediate action against Israel.

In planning the attack, Israel weighed the threats of Arab and Muslim reaction. The only other nuclear threat, and a possible danger to Israel, is Pakistan. Israel considered striking Pakistan’s nuclear sites, too, but Indian intelligence reports that Pakistan lacks long-distance delivery for its warheads. Bombay is the farthest they can reach. Additional reassurance from American intelligence convinced Israel that as long as Musharraf remains in power, Pakistan does not represent an imminent threat. The decision was made not to hit Pakistan.

Day Two: Thursday

Believing that Israel would never undertake such actions without U.S. approval, or at least a tacit nod from the American administration, Iran retaliates. Thousands of Revolutionary Guards are dispatched across the border into Iraq with orders to inflict as many casualties on American troops as possible. Fierce clashes erupt between coalition forces and Iranians. Within hours, more than 400 U.S. troops are killed, and many more wounded in heavy fighting. Iranian sleeper agents, who have infiltrated Iraq since the downfall of Saddam, urge Iraqi Shi’ites into action. They cut major highways and harass coalition troops, preventing reinforcements from reaching units under attack. Several helicopters are shot down.

Tehran orders the Lebanese Shi’ite movement, Hezbollah, into action against northern Israel. Hezbollah launches scores of rockets and mortars against kibbutzim, towns, and settlements. Israel retaliates. Casualties are high on both sides of the frontier. Tension in the Middle East reaches a boiling point. In Washington, the Cabinet convenes in an emergency session.

Massive demonstrations erupt all over the Arab and Islamic world. Crowds of gigantic proportions take to the streets, ransacking Israeli embassies in Cairo, Amman, and Ankara. American embassies in a number of other cities are burned. With police overwhelmed, the military is called in. Armies open fire, killing hundreds, adding to the outrage.

Day Three: Friday

Following Friday prayers across the Islamic world, crowds incited by fiery sermons in mosques from Casablanca to Karachi take to the streets in the worst protests yet. Government buildings are ransacked, and clashes with security forces result in greater casualties. Martial law is declared, and curfew imposed, but this fails to prevent further mayhem and rioting. Islamist groups call for the overthrow of governments and for immediate military action against Israel.

In Saudi Arabia, Islamist militants engage in open gun battles with security forces in several cities. The whereabouts of the Saudi royal family are unknown. In Indonesia, Malaysia, Egypt, and a dozen other countries, crowds continue to run amok, demanding war on Israel.

Day Four: Saturday

A longstanding plan to overthrow Musharraf is carried out by senior Pakistani army officers loyal to the Islamic fundamentalists and with close ties to bin Laden. The coup is carried out in utmost secrecy.

Pakistan’s intelligence service, the ISI—a long-time supporter of the fundamentalists—in agreement with the plotters, takes control of the country’s nuclear arsenal and its codes. Within hours, and before news of the coup leaks out, Pakistan, now run by pro-bin Laden fundamentalists, loads two nuclear weapons aboard executive Lear jets that take off from a remote military airfield, headed for Tel Aviv and Ashdod. Detouring and refueling in east Africa, they approach Israel from the south. The crafts identify themselves as South African. Their tail markings match the given identification.

The two planes with their deadly cargo are flown by suicide pilots who, armed with false flight plans and posing as business executives, follow the flight path given to them by Israeli air traffic control. At the last moment, however, the planes veer away from the airfield, soar into the sky and dive into the outskirts of the two cities, detonating their nuclear devices in the process.

The rest of this scenario can unfold in a number of ways. Take your pick; none are encouraging.

Israel retaliates against Pakistan, killing millions in the process. Arab governments fall. Following days of violence, Syria, Jordan, and Egypt succumb to Islamist rebels who vow open warfare with Israel. The Middle East regresses into war, with the fighting claiming hundreds of thousands of lives. A much-weakened Israel, now struggling for its very survival, deploys more nuclear weapons, targeting multiple Arab capitals. The Middle East is in complete mayhem, as the United States desperately tries to arrange a cease-fire.

This was all a bad dream, or rather one writer’s dark vision of what might happen if the current situation is allowed to continue unchecked. What precisely are the chances of any of this coming to pass? The probability of Israel striking Iran is very real. That could happen at any moment. As for the rest, there is really no way to know what will ensue once the demons are unleashed. Events could unfold as described above, or they could develop a bit differently, give or take a nuke or two. Whatever the outcome, it will not be good.

The solution is far from evident. Takeyh, the professor of national security studies, notes that in the past where there have been cases of “nuclear reversal,” such as in South Africa, it has happened due to a change in the region’s strategic environment.

The Middle East hardly falls into that category. Iran is unlikely to give up its nuclear deterrence as long as Israel remains a nuclear power. Israel is unlikely to cede its nuclear capability as long as it feels threatened by the Arab/Islamic world and as long as Pakistan holds on to its bomb. Pakistan, of course, points to India, also a nuclear power. India looks at Pakistan and across the Himalayas and sees nuclear-armed China and says it would never give up its cherished membership to the elite nuclear club.

In his campaign stops, President Bush keeps reiterating that the world is a safer place because of his actions. Yet looking at the state of world affairs it is very difficult to agree with him. The dead-ended Mideast peace talks, Saudi Arabia’s internal turmoil, continuing Islamist terrorist threats, the vulnerability of American troops in Iraq, and the question of Iran’s nukes all contribute to maintaining tensions at an all-time high.

Barring a solid and lasting peace settlement between Israel and its Arab neighbors, the countries of the Middle East are far from nuclear disarmament. If anything, nuclear proliferation is only likely to increase as states like Saudi Arabia find that they, too, need to defend themselves against a nuclear-armed Iran. Recent reports have indicated that Saudi Arabia is looking to lease Pakistan’s nukes. The arms race of the Cold War may be dead, but the race for hot weapons has never been so alive.
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O.D.M Demands Change, but Doubts American Intentions

2005-09-16T11:25:00.000-04:00

O.D.M, just like everyday, arrives at work and first thing he does is go to Google news and types Syria in the search bar, as usual this is what he gets:

Fox News: Rice calls for continued pressures on Syria
In Syria, regime change by other means
The Fear Grows in Damascus
Assad frets as Hariri focus shifts to Syria
Syrian government caught in its own trap
NEXT STOP: SYRIA
Syria Going Down
Assad Running out of Options

All of the above do not include Arab Media, TV, Radio and so on. Today’s headlines are not like every day’s headlines, they are a confirmation that the countdown for Syria’s change is coming.

O.D.M looks at Syria scratches his head (twice) and thinks: However you look at this country, it looks like shit. Not any shit, the shit you do after eating Mexican Food with Extra Chilli. What do you want? Employment? Education? Environment? Economy? Foreign Policy? Domestic Policy? Standard of Living? Society? They are all going down the hill.

No wonder why 12 Million Syrians as of 2005 currently live out of Syria. 12,000,000.
Everything in there looks bad, except the nice neighborhoods, restaurants and the bunch of well-off people who can afford such things. Still, the average Syrian makes less money a month than what most of you readers spend in one dinner (with alcohol).

To Defend or not to Defend?

Ofcourse we need to defend Syria, but not the regime. The regime led us to all what has happened. Syria could have been the best country in the world, THE BEST COUNTRY IN THE WORLD, in everything. We are top 15 International exporters of cotton, cotton fiber, live stock, phosphate, bauxite, citrus, and wheat. At one point in time we used to produce about a million barrel a day of good crude oil, about 8 billion cube metres of natural gas a day (our daily consumption 5.8 Billion consumption) , more than 35 billion KW of electricity (with consumption of less than 25 billion).

In tourism, Syria should attract 15 million plus tourists a year. Damascus is the oldest continuously inhabited city in the world. We have still standing sites that reflect dynasties from Sumerians (Akkadians), to Assyrians, Babylonians, Hittites, Arameans, Persians, Seulicids, Romans, Nabatean, and more. We have the only community in the whole world that still speaks the language of Jesus Christ, Aramaic in Maaloula. We have great forests, mountains, lakes, more than 180 KM of coastlines ranging from mountainous beaches, to volcanic, white and dirty sands. Add to that what Modern Damascus looks like now, impressive restaurants, coffee shops and nigh clubs. Had we built the right infrastructures, we would have connected more than 300 tier 1 historic and tourist sites that would have made Syria the greatest destination in the world. Look at some pictures:

All of the above is still standing, less the infrastructure, and crude oil. So the future is not as dim as our regime’s ass.

Again, should we defend our country?

O.D.M’s view has always been the following: A bitch can’t preach morals to another bitch. America should “Let the freedom ring” up its own ass before it rings elsewhere. That doesn’t mean we shouldn’t ask for a major change. In fact, we should abuse the current Syrian-regime hating trend. But not accept any political party coming from Syria.

WHY?

America has a history of selective bitching. E.g. While the North Korean midget is waving his nuclear arms power in America’s face, and Sudan has less freedom than a male’s genitals in a size S kilot, America decides to hit Iraq. Half of South America is under autocratic rule, most of the African continent is starving to death, being robbed by Motumbo, Mugabe and other assholes that spend 3 hours to cut a 15,000$ deal, which last time I checked was more than what half of the Africa is worth. All it takes to free Cuba of that Human Zombie Castro is a redneck pressing a button firing a “smart bomb” on Castro’s ass while sitting in a booth drinking Budweiser and watching Jerry Springer. The whole world is in deep shit out of Western Europe and Northern America.

BUT, no, Iraq has nuclear weapons and had links to September 11. Ooops! I meant Iraq’s people were starving and deprived of their rights, and Monkey Bush’ God given task was to liberate them Aaarabs.

No no no no! it was not oil.

All sleeping idiots should realize that America has the oil of the Gulf region, Caspian sea (which China, Iran and America always wanted to secure), Alaska (bought not too long ago from Russia), and all what is left is lousy Chavez’ Venzuela, Norway and Russia..let them bath in their own oil.

No no no no! it wasn’t expanding American domination in the area.

America has bases in the Persian Gulf, and all over the Gulf, Iraq, Afghanistan, and soon Lebanon. Uncle Sam can proudly announce that it controls the Middle East.
Good for them, now it is time to take care of our homeland.

Now, do we want an American backed Syrian political party in Damascus?

Photos in the blog are courtesy of Damascus-Online, The Damascene Blog , and Souria.com

Monday Morning: O.D.M's Eternal Nemesis

2005-09-12T12:33:00.000-04:00

Most working professionals can not think on Monday morning, so does O.D.M, but he takes it to another level.

In order not to degrade O.D.M’s clean level of political Commentary and at the same time to avoid being stingy to his fellow Disobedients, O.D.M will comment on the most interesting article submitted to him in bullet forms, and participate in the comment section to reader’s views.

Today’s Exclusive News bit comes from an Israeli website, that usually breaks up the news before it happens. How? Through a man made organism that was created from Nostradamous’ ball hair, found in his tomb. This organism has nothing but a mouth and three nipples.

O.D.M Exclusive: UN Hariri investigator gets a helping hand from Assad’s uncle Rifat
Detlev Mehlis, head of the UN team investigating the murder-plot against former Lebanese Prime Minister Rafiq Hariri, was armed with a secret weapon when he visited Damascus this last weekend. The Syrians, who deny any role in the death, now says the UN investigators are welcome.
That weapon is the testimony taken from Col. Zuheiri Safi, a Syrian intelligence officer who defected to Paris in early August and proved a gold-mine. He supplied his French intelligence interrogators with the names of colleagues directly complicit in the assassination. He also named the contact men in President Bashar Assad’s bureau and among his close aides who were instrumental in the various stages of preparing the conspiracy.
Among them is the director of Syrian military intelligence Asaf Shouaqat, the president’s brother-in-law.
O.D.M’s Washington sources reveal that the assistance rendered by the Syrian president’s uncle Rifat Assad was crucial in getting Col. Safi to open up. He liaised between him and the American and French parties on the terms of his defection. Without his mediation, our sources say, the Syrian intelligence officer would not have defected and there would be no direct evidence linking President Assad’s bureau to the crime.
It must be said here that Rifat has a vested interest in his nephew’s downfall. He has long harbored ambitions to become president of Syria and, with Bashar gone, he would be a leading candidate to succeed him.
With this clincher in hand, Washington warned Assad not to attend the UN General Assembly opening in New York this week. If he insisted, he would be the only member of the Syrian delegation admitted to the US on a diplomatic passport. The others, including his bodyguard, would have to line up for ordinary visas at the US consulate in Damascus.
The Syrian president decided to stay at home.
Mehlis, also armed with information obtained from the four senior Lebanese security officers - all Syrian allies, arrested in Beirut ten days ago - will demand in Damascus to interview top Syrian intelligence officers. He may also ask to see president Assad.

O.D.M’s comments:

-Bullshit!
-Finding Rifaat Assad is harder than O.D.M stocking Angelina Jolie. Some people say he’s dead, others say in a coma, yet others say he’s in a gay parade in Sao Paolo, but O.D.M’s x-girl living in Marbella confirmed she saw him in flesh and blood cruising in there.
-Rifaat Assad has less chance of getting Syrian Presidency than Syria having a gay president.
-Next Syrian Regime (whenever it comes), is going to be democratically elected. Many people are sick and are only going with the status quo. If shit goes down the drain, we will clean the bowl, and prepare it for fresh shit.
-Nobody knows what really is happening. As far as O.D.M knows, Bashar Assad himself doesn’t know who did it. Whoever did it is not dumb enough to let more than one person know about it. No way on earth there are documented phone conversations and communication, or a picture of the assassin saying “Cheese” while pulling the bomb wire on Harriri’s motorcade. Killing the MOST IMPORTANT MAN IN LEBANON, should be done professionally. Syria has over 30 years of professional experience in Assassinating; if it were them, it would not be like this.
-At least 2 Syrians will be involved. Syria will willingly hand them over.
-Economic Sanctions are coming,
-No way Syria, as some commentator said, will pull “an Anwar Sadat” style peace with Israel, to strike a “save our asses” deal. That means a bloody revolt in Syria.
-If Mehlis has all the evidence, what the hell is he waiting for?
-Mehlis’ glasses are way too thick for a detective. Can he really see the evidence?
-Monitoring the situation should is very interesting.

O.D.M Discussable Opinions:

-Order of Assasination did not come from Bashar Assad, he knew better. Syria was already under 1559, and Pressure on Lahoud extension, Iraqi border. He knew that was a political suicide.
-A detective’s first question is always, what was the motivation/who benefited the most out of outcome? O.D.M is bigger than blaming left and right, but Syria had a better motivation assassinating Aoun/ Junblatt, than Harriri. Who benefited the most?
-Bashar Assad will outlast Bush, until 2008. But Syrian Parliament will be given legal rights, in the hand of the people. Thanks to the Civil Disobedience Movement initiated by The One and Only O.D.M. The Ultimatum will be granted early 2006.
-America in No shape or form can target Syria militarily; Syria can quadruple the insurgency movement in Iraq, let alone the fight in Syria. Also, world community will not let that happen. A little note: Just in case of war, O.D.M will be the first to fight. By hiring pretty Prostitute Assassins, who would lure horny American fighters into death.
-Syria can better handle the situation by making up evidence that Ghazi Kanaan ordered Harriri killed, show it to international community, and then assassinate Kanaan in his house, with an Absolute Vodka bottle next to him and a suicide letter, with a glock in his hand. Perfect suicide.
-Junblatt should watch over his back very closely. More and more Syrian Politicians are weary of his yet growing influence on Lebanese external and internal affairs.

Civil Disobedience Movement is watching closely, and members are joining in, let me know your opinions.

O.D.M Being Generous Part II

2005-09-09T13:44:00.000-04:00

I read this article in Arabic, and I, O.D.M, would like to share it with you, and then translate it. The writer, who seems very informed and sure of the situation, should go pick up Salsa dancing instead of writing politics, because he knows as much about politics as I know about Who's planning a coup d'etat in Tajikstan. What is more worrying, is that a lot of people agree that with the pervailing opinion: Syria can make it, if it accepts a list of International requests.

وساطة عربية تفتح باب الاتصالات السرية بين واشنطن ودمشق
فكرية أحمد، بارعة ياغي: الوطن السعودية 9/9/2005
كشف مصدر أوروبي وثيق الصلة بالوضع في الشرق الأوسط عن وجود اتصالات سورية أمريكية غير معلنة تتم بوساطة دولة عربية، بهدف إزالة العثرات التي عمقت الفجوة بين دمشق وواشنطن.
وقال المصدر لـ"الوطن" إن واشنطن تضع على طاولة الاتصالات مع سوريا عدة مطالب على رأسها تقديم تقرير أو ملف شامل حول القوة النووية والكيماوية السورية وتسليم عدد من العناصر الإرهابية المطلوبة من قبل واشنطن، وإنهاء الوجود السري لعناصر الاستخبارات السورية في لبنان، والتعاون الكامل لكشف أسرار اغتيال رئيس الوزراء اللبناني السابق رفيق الحريري، إضافة إلى فتح الأبواب السورية أمام لجان التفتيش الدولي على الأسلحة النووية وأضاف المصدر أن واشنطن تطلب أيضا من دمشق تقديم الدعم السياسي للحكومة العراقية لإحكام السيطرة الأمنية على البلاد ، بجانب عدم التدخل في شؤون العراق ، وإبداء الاستعداد للتعاون مع إسرائيل وعدم توجيه أي تهديدات لتل أبيب ، مع التوقف عن دعم حزب الله والفصائل الفلسطينية.
وأوضح المصدر أنه في مقابل ذلك تقدم أمريكا عدة وعود وضمانات لسوريا، من بينها دفع عملية السلام في الشرق الأوسط لتشمل سوريا مستقبلا، ووقف حملات الاتهام بالإرهاب ضدها، وإنهاء أي حصار سياسي أو اقتصادي عليها.
وقال المصدر إن سوريا تطالب واشنطن أيضا بتقديم ضمانات بعدم التدخل المباشر أو غير المباشر لزعزعة نظام الحكم بها تحت مسمى الإصلاحات الديمقراطية ووقف الدعم الأمريكي السري لعناصر المعارضة السورية بالخارج.
وأكد المصدر أن سوريا لا ترفض تحسين العلاقات مع أمريكا، كما أن الرئيس بشار الأسد لديه استعداد للقاء الرئيس الأمريكي جورج بوش.
إلى ذلك تسود أجواء الترقب والحذر في مختلف الأوساط السورية, تحسبا لزيارة رئيس لجنة التحقيق في قضية اغتيال الحريري القاضي الألماني دتيليف ميليس, والتي ستتم غدا السبت.
ووصف المحلل السياسي السوري حسين العودات لـ"الوطن" هذه الزيارة بالمفصلية, سواء جاءت بالسلب أو الإيجاب وقال هناك ترقب من قبل جميع السوريين, لاسيما وأنهم يعتقدون بأن نتائج هذه الزيارة ستكون كبيرة جدا, سواء اتهمت مسؤولين سوريين أم برأتهم.
أما المستشار السابق لوزير الإعلام السوري أحمد حاج علي فاعتبر أنه وبحدود ما تم التصريح عنه في سوريا والجو العام, فإن المسألة ستكون مهمة بالنسبة لنا, كما أنه ليس لدينا في سوريا أية شروط أو أي قيود لا من حيث الأشخاص الذين يمكن الحوار معهم أو الموضوعات المطروحة أو من حيث المستويات .

Translation: BULLSHIT!

No country, not Egypt nor Saudi will tryi to open dialogue "channels" between Syria and the United States. It is true that Bush is as smart as a fish, but he made up his mind, He doesn't like Any Baathist. The investigation will either reveal the killer or it won't, to the Americans, they say God Bless the Dead, NOw F*ck it! What else? No more intelligence in Lebanon? That is impossible, America knows that. Shit even Pakistan has Intelligence in Lebanon, intelligence is a very complicated network with players you will never expect to be be involved. No weapons to Hizbolla? Hassan Nasrallah for the first time in Hizbollah's history said he is ready to drop the weapons, in exchange for Israeli guarentees of Shebaa return and end of hostilities. What else? Nuclear weapons? In Syria? Shit! Yea, if there is a Syria somewhere in the Blackhole, that may be possible.

Fact: Syria has no cards in its hands. Therefore, no negotiating power.

Fact: The U.S, France, Saudi Arabia, Lebanon, Iraq, and Kangaroos in Australia want the Baathists out.

Before I go on, O.D.M wants to clarify something. Sometimes my posts make it seem like Syria is Bush's main worry. the fact is, Bush doesn't give a f*ck, because he probably can't locate Syria on a map. But Such policies are made by advisors who need to do nothing, just bless one opposition party, and hint to the world that you want Syria down, and of course Syria has the potential, and the UN is always ready to fight the opressors that it selects.

Fact: Muslim Brotherhood are the only contender as of now, with a fully systimized party.

Fact: We don't want no Muslim Brothers in the hood, nor ruling us

O.D.M Wonders: What does America want?

O.D.M talks to himself: America is brewing the Syrian regime on slow fire, until the alternative party is ready to take control before 2008 is over.

Syria, through international sanctions, both political and economic, will be be more vulnerable as time passes. Late President Assad used to be happy when he smartly bought time, now it is not the case.

O.D.M hopes it is not The Syrian Reform Party, or as O.D.M calls it, the Dingleberry Party. Dingleberry is the shit residue that gets stuck on your ass and requires extra water and wiping, after a heavy dump. SRP is hoping that the U.S., through Monkey Lipped Bush's help, topple The Baathists in Syria and replace him like that.

Mr. Ghadry, who also happens to be an avid Ballet dancer, knows the Syrian streets very well! Even though he never lived in Syria in his whole life. What he failed to know, is that he has piled up more Ghadry and Dingleberry Party haters than the Baath Party and it members.

Mr. Ghadry seems to think that he is the top contender. I say he is a top contender, but for something else, that involves licking. We have no trust in American intentions, a donkey falls in the same trap three times, a stupid donkey six times, that's it. No rule that arrives through American pressure.

No Syrian Reform Party, extreme left parties, nor Muslim Brotherhood party will take over. Here is where O.D.M and the Coalition of the Civil Disobedients fit in the equation.

As it has been pre-established in my previous posts, I have included a clause in my requirements that demands the formations of a real Parliament, as opposed to the Clapping Parliament we have. Shit they clap in that Parliament more than little kids clap in the circus. The Clause demands the legal seperation of power equally between the President (whom I would encourage to stay), the Parliament, and the Judicial System. That Requirement has to be met so that O.D.M does not to proceed with the nationwide Civil Disobedience.

For all the thickheads, let me explain in simple terms. Let's say 1+1 can equal either 1 (for a decently smart man), or 11 for a dumbass motherf*cker.

If the regime accepts ultimatum, that is the 1+1=2 solution, the we will nominate competent representatives in the parliament, who represent districts, ethnicities, and even sexual orientation, if that's what the majority of Syrians want. And only then shall Syria prevail.

If Mr. Assad decides that O.D.M and the Coalition of the Civil Disobedients are kidding, and thinks 1+1= 11, then shit will hit the fan, and making everybody dirty, quitly, and only then shall the Disobedience Movement pervail.

Civil Disobedience appeals to everybody that is not happy, from Army Lieutanants who no longer make money through smuggling Marlboro Reds and brown hash from Bekaa Valley, to doctors, to failing Baccaloriat students, to gays, to the President's Chef who is sick of his picky taste. Through absolute marketing techniques, from word of mouth, Internet and other Media, The Coalition will multiply its already impressive size.

Join the movement, Send me your comments.

Theory of Organized Prostitution

2005-08-05T12:50:00.000-04:00

After spending some time in the Motherland, O.D.M noticed the following:

- Syrians are getting more paid, more educated, and intoxicated.
- Less people are wearing the shoe-hatta, the shoe turned into slipper. Which is a better indication of improvement in Syrian Standard of living than the National GDP.
- Nobody is scared of a regime change, since they all know that Israel, The U.S, and the world, don't want the Muslim Brotherhood to take over, since the Bin Laden Brotherhood are the only ones with a well established (Riyadh Style) agenda.

HOWEVER.. 1+1=2

With well over 200,000 adolescents graduating high school every year, and a population growth rate of 3% annually, the situation looks as bad as monkey wearing lipstick and a string.

The Economy is going down faster than a fat man on a strict banana diet taking a shit. International sanctions are in the near horizon, and the Economy needs a phenomenal and rapid push.

O.D.M's Theory of the day: Organized Prostitution

Fact: Organized Prostitution ignites tourism, revives feminism, absorbs stress, employs more citizens, and encourages capitalism. (Notice the rhyme)

O.D.M acknowledges the ethical and religious complications, but he also wants to disentangle what is tangled. Prostitution happens in the Vatican, Mecca, and right in the middle of your house.

1+1= 2

Syria is struggling to get more than 300,000 Tourists a year! WHAT! O.D.M alone had more than 30,000 people come over his house last in the year 2004. (None of which were prostitutes!).

Clean the nasty Marjeh Square, throw all this nomads out, refurbish the buildings, give more Visas to Russians, and stop scaring the village women and Hajji girls from All the surrounding areas

Establish a strict crash course in Prostitution Etiquette, teach the bitches how to dress, strip, keep things on the down low and do their job in a standard that matches Amsterdam's Red Square.

Then Establish the Chamber of Prostitution, where all of them bitches meet, and preserve their legal rights. It is also crucial for piling up a Prostitution Yellow Pages, for those who want to do it at home, with nobody noticing.

Once all that is in place, watch how the Cheap ass Saudis and others that we get will be replaced by the richer ones who are willing to spend more money in Syria for a good bitch that makes them feel like 20 again.

Watch Foreign investors recognize the potential in Syria and raise their stakes and investments in Hotels and infrastructure.

Watch how less people bring kids. Once they have a drain for their endless supply.

Watch how decent girls who wear tacky clothes in Syria will stop feeling bad, once they really know what Prostitutes looks like, that will make them fear God more.

At the end, Syria has to find a solution to its economy. Even if the whole economy is opened, and corruption ended, we are expecting an international sanctions on Syria, which will deem all these reforms useless. Syria can be the number one tourist destination in the world, if we build the right infrastructure. Prostitution is the most important factor in Tier 1 Tourism (the tourists that spend the most money during their stay). Look at Lebanon, Amsterdam, London, Miami, LA, what is their most common denominator? More Prostitutes than Public Bathrooms.

O.D.M to the Mother Land

2005-08-05T12:32:00.000-04:00

[FOR IMMIDIATE RELEASE]--O.D.M Headquarters August 5, 2005-- the one and Only O.D.M is going to the Mother Land, and will not be in touch with the Coalition of the Civil Disobedient Mofos for atleast another four days. Feel Free to Comment on this Blog, and avoid being gay in your comments.

Motherland:

O.D.M Hometown: Homs (Emissa)

I don't know why, but I feel like I need to post this.. (Courtesy Maddox)

O.D.M Being Generous-With a sneak Peak of 8-fold plan

2005-08-05T10:47:00.000-04:00

O.D.M Uncovers hidden agendas

O.D.M cannot deny uncovered conspiracy theories, theories that changed the maps, cultures, and way of life in the Middle East and across the world. Hidden agendas, secret pacts, plans, covert operations and veiled intentions have been in use ever since the caveman “Ogg” convinced his woman prey that he has “nam nam” in his cave, surprising her with his untold reproductive intentions.

Hidden Agenda

One cannot unwind history, Sykes-Picot, God map their soul, probably signed off the Middle East into turmoil while sitting at his comfortable Victorian leather chair, sipping Earl Grey tea with a splash of cognac. The majority of people in the Middle East blame Western Governments such as Britain, France, America and our favorite scapegoat Israel for their misery. I blame them too. I hate American foreign policy, but I also hate our domestic and foreign policy.

O.D.M’s Most Hated List:

1-Bashar’s lack of reform
2-Us not doing anything for the Motherland
3-My annoying coworker who keeps on asking me what I am doing.
4-The West, and the U.S. for screwing us up the more they benefit.

O.D.M’s List of obsolete Things:

1-Greater Syria
2- Pan Arabism
3-Quite Syrians
4-Charleston Pants
5-Tolerating the situation in Syria, until we liberate Palestine and Golan Heights

O.D.M’s Self-Contradiction

O.D.M loves Late President Haffez Assad. I don’t think it is a contradiction, I believe he came at a time when Israel was still not invincible, Greater Syria was still possible, and the world was bi-polar in power and principle (Communist/Capitalist)

O.D.M Declaration:

DESPITE MY BLIND HATE FOR WESTERN/ISRAELI HIDDEN AGENDAS. If I were Israeli, I would pluck a dictator’s eye out, and symbolically dedicated to David Ben Gurion, for playing a key role in embedding the roots of Israel in the Middlest Middle Eastern point in the Middle East. …Golda Mayer…Sharon and many more who initiated the division between Arab crooks.

If I were American, I would attend every presidents’ inauguration for four hours in the middle of a Washington D.C’ January below zero temperatures. I would also put G.W Bush’s poster behind my desk, not some dictator who has lead my country by inheritance or force.

Not a Hidden Agenda

I cherish leaders who look after their people; I hate them for the mess they put others in. I want to remind people that the world’s resources are scarce, it is the reason we have money and wars. Therefore, they may have a point of looking after their people ONLY. If it is going to be hard to make everybody happy, then screw everybody else. That is the story of American foreign policy.

Unfortunately if redneck Billy, Jimmy, or Stacey were Syrian, they would pack their bags and leave Damascus at the first available flight. They wouldn’t tolerate the situation, no money, nothing but more and more illiteracy, poverty, and unemployment.

Bush has no hidden agenda, it is clear to everyone; he wants to secure the best resources for his country. He wants the oils of Caspian Sea, Iran, Iraq, Nigeria, anti Russian USSR remnants to his fountain of Arab Gulf countries. He is doing what is good for himself and his people.

Israel is paying unmatched amounts of money, to place academics, business men, intellectuals, advertising, propaganda, and political figures in the forefront of American way of thought, and decision making. They are doing what is good for their country.

We are tormenting Bush, grieving over the past, blaming the West, refusing any new ideology or anything western, and being ashamed of our present circumstances. We are not doing what is good for our country, or our people.

I hate Bush, but let us face the facts, Bush, Sharon, and all heads of western states’ strive for their nation’s well being, and that is not hidden agenda, it is their agenda. Do you want to know why? Because if they don’t, they will not be voted for again-regardless of who ends up voting, if you argue so- The extent to where this well being takes them, and what side effects it will have on bystanders, it is for us to discuss in such forums.

Middle East: NO @#$%@# AGENDA!

If you look at all the countries in the world that are now enjoying stability and freedom, and look for their common denominators, you would unsurprisingly see the blend of unity with a hint of freedom and a syringe of unprecedented quest for improvement. We should demand those rights, and quit re-inventing the wheel. We now know what works in today’s world. Kurds, Turkmans, Allawites, Shiites, Sunnis, Druze and any other sect including Syrian Buddhists (if available) should have their opinions heard, and demand a say in Syrian politics.

A Sneak Peak at O.D.M’s Plan

O.D.M’s 8-Fold Plan is very dangerous, controversial, and effective. Given that the Civil Disobedience Movement implements it word for word. I will not give away the 8-fold plan in details, I will give you an overview of what it is. First, let me tell you that the the Civil Disobedience Movement has to kinds of Members, O.D.M’s Unit, consisting of 7 people, looking to expand it to probably 30. This Unit is responsible for organizing, recruiting, coordinating and motivating the rest of the Civil Disobedience Movement. The rest of the Civil disobedience Movement (C.D.M) will be the general public, who will participate in non-physical, peaceful Disobedience.

The reason I am not posting the full 8-Fold Plan, is because I don’t see the momentum yet, still early. This blog is three days old.

Summary of O.D.M’s 8-Fold Plan

-An Ultimatum to current regime, warning of a General Civil Disobedience, in case of non-compliance. Ultimatum does not require regime stepping down.
-Calm period, in which C.D.M members speak out, letting the world and the regime know that O.D.M and all are very #$%%# serious.
-Waiting for a direct response from President, and acting accordingly.

And if s#it doesn't come our way, then.O.D.M et al will unleash the full scale Civil Disobedience..and the S#it shall hit the fan!

The 8-fold plans contains further details, and O.D.M’s main “blast call” that would appeal to all Syrian Students, and workers, and the International Media.

O.D.M’s Urgent Demands

Absolute Freedom of Speech.

A real Parliament with power, in which we can discuss the issues of democracy, political, prisoners, emergency laws, economy...etc

Stop rejecting anything new, the “forbidden until imposed” system does not work anymore. We have banned anything we are not familiar with until it got out of our control, from satellite receivers to importing finished goods to democracy (not yet).

Sincerely fight corruption, reward whistle-blowers, and establish a hotline for those who experience any kind of corruption. Even if it took manufacturing another million 1000 Syrian Pound notes to give police and government workers, and experience a short inflation. We need to stop corruption, which will solve 60% of Syrian problems and pull in many hungry foreign and Syrian investors waiting to tap into untouched Syrian resources.

Acknowledge the problem we have, ask for improvements. We are running out of oil, our infrastructure is primitive, and what is left of what used to be near perfect touristic sites need promotion and mending.

I demand another Foreign Minister, who would dedicate 10+ hours a day to foreign broadcast and print media. O.D.M, nominates himself.

No More shlippers, (shoes turned into slippers). Syrians know what I am talking about, I hate that! If you want a slipper, by one, don’t bend your shoe into one!

I demand stopping one of the quarterly Army relocation for a term and use the money saved in promoting Syrian tourism abroad.

I demand a private television network- ODM International

O.D.M’s Conclusion

All of you respectful and non-respectful Syrian intellectuals, students, academics, dumb asses and lawmakers, should join the quest to be heard in Syrian politics. We don’t want to take power, we want to advice, and be taken seriously. We all hope we don’t have to resort to my 8-Fold Plan of Civil Disobedience.To be a proud Syrian, you must be heard. In a world full of people with hidden or unhidden agendas, we should struggle for an agenda that benefits us all, and excel at everything we do. Let us share our uncovered hidden agenda of securing a better future of Syria with the world, let us be more active. As they say, there are those who make it happen, those who watch it happen, and those who have no idea of what happened, lets not be the latter.

O.D.M.

Some O.D.M Thoughts

2005-08-04T14:34:00.001-04:00

O.D.M Was reading some Neo-Conservative's views on the Middle East, Islam, and the world.. And O.D.M paused for a minute, before breaking the damn glass I was holding on my monitor again, since it is a replacement of my old one (which I broke following a Fox news Story that claimed new Iraqi president has links to 9.11).

After a deep thought, I realized, Americans who pretend to know, PISS ME OFF!
And Americans that don't know, make my day!

Wouldn't you love a redneck holding a beer and offering you one? He'll talk about the weather, sports..Anything, that doesn't involve politics. I would love to hear his/her accent, and admire his/her simplicity.

Don't get me wrong! Americans are very literate, but about Sports, Starwars, Science Fiction, and Tom Cruises next Wife.

Think About it! They read the wrong books! And right after highschool, they go to college, where their partisanship or non-partisanship begins. I have guessed every professor views on politics in my classes' , they did not have to mention it.

Then comes the Media, which is day by day, causing me physical and mental losses. I have decided to pick up Alcohol, and Quit Fox news to ease up the anger I get from the propaganda that surrounds me in the U.S.

Media is an education System..That's why Dictators ban independent ones. And When Murdoch with his Fox news, sends a memo to his newsdesk to repeat stories on Palestinian attack on Israel, and emphasize the "Hom" in Homicide Bombers (Palestinian opposition), that's one man's decision that affected millions. Fox News is the most watched News network in the U.S.

I knew that people in here have already lost it, when they called ABC News and CNN as liberal..If CNN is Liberal, then Michael Jackson doesn't love little kids.

Again, just like all my posts, it is not like Syria is Switzerland, but American Gov't, don't criticize and claim you want to reform until you fix yourself.

Going back to my subject, I read somewhere that the whole Arab world publishes AS many books as the State of New York alone, I was not surprised, I was actually kinda surprised that they did! For how late we are in modernization, that's a pretty big #$%#$% amount!

Nevertheless, O.D.M, who happens to be I, decided to "investigate this claim..I went on an undercover operation to Barnes and Noble, Borders, and one small book store, and the investigation revealed some frightening evidence. I will share with you a couple of them that I found out online..

Look at this for example, and tell me HOW BORED THE AUTHOR WAS, and HOW MUCH TIME AND MONEY HE HAD! Writing about drunks! He must have had poor Kentucky Vodka before he wrote it

Then in my investigation, I found that there are many feel good about yourself books..This book is marketed for Budweiser drinking, Nascar Cheering Couch Potatoes, and it was a huge hit!

Piss me OFF!

One of the books that begged to burned outside borders was this..

What's better than asking a stupid fool, to be more stupid! Bush's favorite book:

MORE FREE TIME..................NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Believe it or not, only one corner dedicated in a three story library to history books. Non of the books tells it all, U.S.A Supporting Saddam, Mujahideen, Muslim Brothers in Syria, Arm Deals, CIA.....books that make people such as that Neo-Conservative douch-bag, who was wondering why all Muslims are terrorist understand why the whole Middle East is very volatile and backward.

Maybe Bush needs one of "For Dummies" books on the Middle East!

I haven't written about the cooking books, about the novels, and other stuff that are atleast worth reading, if you want some entertainment or you are very interested in Saving the Pandas in China.

But for now I say, if I ever hear another Idiot, saying, I have read about your area, and your religion, I don't understand why are you all angry! I will ask him to come with me to a corner, and feed him five books about the Middle East by force.

God Bless The Dead

2005-08-04T12:49:00.000-04:00

God bless the dead.
But when I think about this family
I get so mad, My face turns red..

I hear that for a 70 year old country, it is very impressive..
Hell no! With all that money & oil it should rule the world and be opressive..

God bless the dead.
But when I think about this family
I get so mad, My face turns red..

I'm sorry King Fahd wasn't good in any way,
They speak of his philanthropy, generosity and keeping the Umma under his Umbrella
Yet all I hear about is his encounters of Morocans and little kids in Marbella..

Don't give the Custodians of the Holy Mosques shit..all they wanna do is get more rich
Believe me, I wouldn't trust them with a bicycle, that family has always been Uncle Sams' bitch!

God bless the dead.
But when I think about this family
I get so mad, My face turns red..

Arabians in this peninsula should ask why, how and where...
when people were getting paid they really didn't care...
but now that Wahhabism, extremism, and unemployment have all risen ...
The Saud clowns have less chance to last than me trying to preach Pan Arabism ..

God bless the dead.
But when I think about this family
I get so mad, My face turns red..

O.D.M

Intro...

2005-08-03T12:39:00.000-04:00

Zdravstvuite Comrad blogers,

Welcome to all of you to my blogg. I am the One and Only Disobedient Motherfucker you will ever see in this life, and when you are reincarnated to whatever you will be in your next life, whether you are Einstein part II, or just Chiuaua dog in Paris Hilton's grandaugghter's bag.

I don't have much time to write my first post, but It will be the best fucking blog you will ever see in the near future. I am going to Syria August 6th, where I will meet the rest of my Disobedient Motherfuckers, and discuss the situation in Syria.

Like I said, I have no enough time to post, so I will summarize my views. I will do so to let you know who I am straight up, so if you are not interested, you either never come back, or just come back for my views to piss you off. I want to hear from all of you! Syrian Republican Party (SRP) Mr. Joshua Landis and his Syriacomment.com, Reform Party of Syria, that Karfan dude and his imaginary friend in syriaexposed.com, and all of you Baathists, SSNP, Lebanese Forces, The "Free" Lebanese Movement..Let me hear from you

O.D.M: Brief Views

-Syria is the Motherland, Golan must return
-I believe in Greater Syria, I know it will never happen. So all former Greater Syria Nations, lets work together
-No peace with Israel, until Golan is back, and Palestinians resolve issue with Israel
-I believe Hafez Al-Assad screwed us up, but he did so out of Pure Pan Arabism, at a time when Arabism was still o.k.
-Fuck Arabism right now.
-Some Lebanese are becoming more gay, day by day, by blaming us for all their miseries, like we blame Israel. For those Lebanese, We are now out, fuck off, and leave us alone. If you are a Lebanese who can diffrentiate between civilians and Governments, No Problem..see below:

- No American Imposed Freedom, no "Let the Freedom Ring"..no Farid Ghadry
-I want Change in syria, I want it the peacefull way, Pushing our current president for reforms, using an ultimatum, execution of the ultimatum is complicated, but the plan is already made, the groundwork is in the work. The Civil Disobedience Movement is holding its tracks until we are directly answered by our president.

-I am not a bored fuck saying all this out of my head, follow up with me by the end of the year! Coalitions have power, I have my Coalition of the Disobedient Motherfuckers, and we all have leverage, when our president hears about how big my Civil Disobedient Coalition is, he will need to address it. If He doesn't, then the movement should implement my 8-fold plan.

Above were some of my views.

Now, I dedicate the end of my first post to one Leader who truly believed in Pan Arabism, at the cost of his people. Late President, Haffiz Assad. This President assumed power after a period that witnessed more presidents than you pissed today, with neighbours (Both Arabs and Non-Arabs) looking out for his downfall, with America and Russia and Israel, fighting for instability, by secretly posting agents, even Syrian opposition movements (including Muslim Brothers).. And Israel threat growing day by day..In such volatile situation, what did he do? He said FUCK IT, wipe the disobedients out! and He did... I will talk and argue more about Assad, because I know many of you hate him..But nobody is perfect!

Here are some rare, rare photos:

And finally, Here's a picture of him Greeting the People, just after he took over Power:

"If you Disobey, La Ehrikom Hari"

Thank you all,

One Disobedient Motherfucker (O.D.M)