Die Grosse Scheiße Interview
Since this debate has been going in circles and people are really not understanding what's the truth. O.D.M saves the world again and explains the point plainly. Since many of you you are idiots (with all respect to the non-idiot audience) and happy with words such "Democracy" and "Assad out now". Let me explain why we don't want foreign intervention to topple our regime right now, in simplest forms.
When I thought about it, I thought the easiest way to put it was to paste my interview with the German magazine, Die Grosse Scheiße. (The Big Shit in english, )
Schvania: Hello Mr. O.D.M!I and Die Grosse Scheiße would like to thank you for your time.
O.D.M: ....Get to the point
Schvania: Ok, do you think Syria can ever be democratic?
O.D.M: It will.
Schvania: What is your reply to "but Syrians aren't ready for democracy"
O.D.M: They Are right.
Schvania: Why?
O.D.M: Because we have no well established political parties other than the Brothers in the Hood. (Muslim Brotherhood)
Schvania: but what about the Reform Party of Syria?
O.D.M: Did you fart??
Schvania: Do you want democracy then?
O.D.M: Yes.
Schvania: How?
O.D.M: Thank you,
Schvania: I mean how are you going to get democracy?
O.D.M: I heard you, was talking to your cute friend.
We can get democracy in Syria by taking steps, huge steps, the first one is the immidiate demand for fair representation in the parliament. So all of us loudmouths can learn how to argue, respect different opinions, and practice democracy not at the cost of running 18,000,000 people. Once we get it right, we establish the rules to set up political parties, and let people to vote. Syrians shoot each other over denying facts that happened yesterday, dinner debates turn into fights, let alone democracy.
We can't take over a government responsibilities yet. If the Government itself doesn't know how the hell Syria is running, from imports/exports, to sewage, to payrol, to public servants/ health to education to...to...to... How the hell would a bunch of people do that? even if they are very educated? WE HAVE NO DECENT POLITICAL PARTIES AS OF NOW.
If they do a referendum tomorrow, I would nominate myself, and my father, maybe my grandfather too, so will the president of each chamber of commerce in every major city in Syria. Kurds, Yazidis, Druze, Allawites, Sunnis, Armenians, Sharkas, 12ers and every other major and minor religion in addition to atheists, gays, lesbians and every other minority will want a shot at presidency. We are a country that has been deprived of decision making and rights for more than 300 years. That means my grandather's grandfather biggest decision was which of his four woives to slap, and which one to sleep with. Nothing more.
We need institutions, we need to learn how to debate, how to respect one another, and overall we are doing so at a very fast pace. The people, as of now, want an explanation of everything new that happens. We hear about ever political prisoner going in, even if he was a mute midget. President Bashar knows very well what awaits him if he doesn't loosen the leash he has on all of us. We have been angry imprisoned dogs for a while now, and the internet, satellites, education, and next door events are slowly making our cage more vulnerable to break. Once it breaks, with our will power, we will do much more than biting!
Schvania: How will the Parliament help?
O.D.M: If we get the parliament-the way we demand it- we can have 1/3 of decision making in this country. In this parliament, we will mess up for the first six months, but then, once we fix the decision making process, we will start tackling all other issues. When we are in the Parliamant we demand seperation of power, when we are in power we demand election of eligible officials who have the credentials to do the job, not the relative who gets them the job.
Schvania: How will you get to be represented with the current government, especially with no real opposition parties?
O.D.M: By the Civil Disobedience Ultimatum. An 8-Step plan/ ultimatum that we will give President Bashar (that doesn't include him stepping over), and if he doesn't accept, we will go on a massive Civil Disobedience for a month, until the regime cracks from head to toe.
Schvania: How will you get the masses?
O.D.M: Word of mouth, blast faxes, blast emails, marketing, and once funding mechanisms in place through straight Television ads.
Schvania: Sounds like a good plan!
O.D.M: O.D.M never had a bad plan, except his credit cards payment plan.
O.D.M: you too..
________Interview Cut_________
When I thought about it, I thought the easiest way to put it was to paste my interview with the German magazine, Die Grosse Scheiße. (The Big Shit in english, )
Schvania: Hello Mr. O.D.M!I and Die Grosse Scheiße would like to thank you for your time.
O.D.M: ....Get to the point
Schvania: Ok, do you think Syria can ever be democratic?
O.D.M: It will.
Schvania: What is your reply to "but Syrians aren't ready for democracy"
O.D.M: They Are right.
Schvania: Why?
O.D.M: Because we have no well established political parties other than the Brothers in the Hood. (Muslim Brotherhood)
Schvania: but what about the Reform Party of Syria?
O.D.M: Did you fart??
Schvania: Do you want democracy then?
O.D.M: Yes.
Schvania: How?
O.D.M: Thank you,
Schvania: I mean how are you going to get democracy?
O.D.M: I heard you, was talking to your cute friend.
We can get democracy in Syria by taking steps, huge steps, the first one is the immidiate demand for fair representation in the parliament. So all of us loudmouths can learn how to argue, respect different opinions, and practice democracy not at the cost of running 18,000,000 people. Once we get it right, we establish the rules to set up political parties, and let people to vote. Syrians shoot each other over denying facts that happened yesterday, dinner debates turn into fights, let alone democracy.
We can't take over a government responsibilities yet. If the Government itself doesn't know how the hell Syria is running, from imports/exports, to sewage, to payrol, to public servants/ health to education to...to...to... How the hell would a bunch of people do that? even if they are very educated? WE HAVE NO DECENT POLITICAL PARTIES AS OF NOW.
If they do a referendum tomorrow, I would nominate myself, and my father, maybe my grandfather too, so will the president of each chamber of commerce in every major city in Syria. Kurds, Yazidis, Druze, Allawites, Sunnis, Armenians, Sharkas, 12ers and every other major and minor religion in addition to atheists, gays, lesbians and every other minority will want a shot at presidency. We are a country that has been deprived of decision making and rights for more than 300 years. That means my grandather's grandfather biggest decision was which of his four woives to slap, and which one to sleep with. Nothing more.
We need institutions, we need to learn how to debate, how to respect one another, and overall we are doing so at a very fast pace. The people, as of now, want an explanation of everything new that happens. We hear about ever political prisoner going in, even if he was a mute midget. President Bashar knows very well what awaits him if he doesn't loosen the leash he has on all of us. We have been angry imprisoned dogs for a while now, and the internet, satellites, education, and next door events are slowly making our cage more vulnerable to break. Once it breaks, with our will power, we will do much more than biting!
Schvania: How will the Parliament help?
O.D.M: If we get the parliament-the way we demand it- we can have 1/3 of decision making in this country. In this parliament, we will mess up for the first six months, but then, once we fix the decision making process, we will start tackling all other issues. When we are in the Parliamant we demand seperation of power, when we are in power we demand election of eligible officials who have the credentials to do the job, not the relative who gets them the job.
Schvania: How will you get to be represented with the current government, especially with no real opposition parties?
O.D.M: By the Civil Disobedience Ultimatum. An 8-Step plan/ ultimatum that we will give President Bashar (that doesn't include him stepping over), and if he doesn't accept, we will go on a massive Civil Disobedience for a month, until the regime cracks from head to toe.
Schvania: How will you get the masses?
O.D.M: Word of mouth, blast faxes, blast emails, marketing, and once funding mechanisms in place through straight Television ads.
Schvania: Sounds like a good plan!
O.D.M: O.D.M never had a bad plan, except his credit cards payment plan.
Schvania: You are funny and cute!
O.D.M: you too..
________Interview Cut_________
posted by The One and Only O.D.M @ 3:25 PM
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4 Comments:
So, did you score?
No, she turned out to be a transvestite
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hehehe!...i couldn't believe my eyes first "One Disobedient Motherfucker "...n' Syrian too...how original!...lol...am still reading u'r blog but i felt an erg to make a comment right away!...u really have some Guts!...i wanted to say other word "a B* word" but i Just didn't...r u some how into rap music?! cus u sounds like it!...
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