O.D.M Briefing:

Dear Civil Disobedients, O.D.M is very busy at work, but he has to let out his anger at some topics and fools that press the red buttons up in his bottom. Here are some O.D.M thoughts:

-Mehlis who looks like a tomato on steroids is done with investigations in Syria.
-He also seems to have no conclusive evidence, so his report will likely be inconclusive.
-To the United States, inconclusive means that you can’t rule out that Assad killed Harriri.
-Confirmed: Prince Hamburger Bandar was in Syria last week, carrying words straight from Monkey-Lipped Bush. Possibly offering an unattainable deal. For Bashar, having a sex change surgery is easier than giving up what the U.S. is asking for
-Syria has three roads to follow as of now, all three of them lead to Fortified Cement wall that the whole regime is gonna t-bone.
-Mubarak, with his hair dye that looks more like black leather shoe shine, is trying to help Syria against isolation.
-What the Kundarji Mubarak, and Hamburger Bandar don’t know, is that they can both kiss my ass. They are both worst than our regimes, One of them speaks he’s in some Egyptian musalsal, the other one is as good of taking orders from Americans as a good old German Shepard.
-The Civil Disobedience Movement is still up and running, awaiting more members to join in. Please help in spreading the word, this is crucial to get Syria back, and probably have The Republic of Emissa back, (Homs).
-The Lebanese are taking it too far blaming us for everything, if Charbel’s mama gets pregnant, they point at Ghazale!

Every country has shit to be proud of, and shit that they are not proud of.

This is Charbel, his son Eliaaays sold the other donkey,
and bought a 1982 Mercedes

Don't ask why.. just had to post a picture of O.D.M's future pet: