O.D.M's Weekly Anger Discharge

O.D.M was drinking water as he was browsing news about Syria on his computer, and all of a sudden, he read this NEWSFLASH!!

A New Death List: Syria targets new Politicians and Reporters
Lebanese, Jordanian and Kuwaitis are targeted, including Al-Seyassa Senior Editor

Immediately, without wasting another second, O.D.M threw the bottle at the monitor, no injuries were reported, the bottle was plastic and closed.

I'll tell you my News Flash: F$^&&*@ and !#%$%^@# my %^%$$$^&!!!!

This story was on Al-Seyassa newspaper, quoting directly from a French Intelligence source...Oooooooooh la la!
This French intelligence source, should meet me in front of the Old Clock Tower in central Homs, because I want to stick that same pen he used in the report up his Dry-French-Ass. Now let me tell you secret, unlike most European countries, the French do not wet the toilette paper before they wipe their ass. They just take a paper towel, rub it twice, smell it, then throw it away, and go on with their life. they invented the tight pants, because they didn't want shit to spread all over their lower body when they walk. French people have redness on and around their little butt hole from May till mid-October of every year, that redness sometimes turns into swelling, so as they walk, you’d think they have a piece of dry French pu-pu dangling from their La dernier. The French wipe their ass in a dry manner -and you can quote O.D.M for this unknown fact.

IF THE INTELLIGENCE CAUGHT THIS FILE YOU IDIOTS, WHY ISN’T ANYBODY INDICTED YET? DIDN’T YOU SAY ALL YOU NEED IS ONE PIECE OF EVIDENCE?

piss me offf.... piss me offf....

Al-Seyassah newspaper pisses me off, so does Condoleezza…

I tried many, many times, to upgrade the tone in which I write in my respectable blog. But assholes who use dumbtelligence from Dry-Ass-French agent and quote it as if it is true piss me off, and make lose control of my renowned manners.

O.K, you have a list, I reserve the right to have list, since everybody is making up shit..who can better come up with shit than O.D.M?

This lists off people who should have taken a vacation in New Orleans during the Hurricane Katrina week, and also should have been sucked in to New Orleans sewage system, and died respectfully in a pile shit. I call it:

The Drown in a Pile of Shit List:

1- George Bush: His father George (the big one) and his mama, admitted that when Georgy was a little baby, they dropped him, and in almost all cases, he landed on his head. They confirmed that after three falls, George started speaking noticeably slower. This monkey should tighten up, because seriously, O.D.M can’t believe that this idiot can make any decision, other than from which advisor he should listen to.
2- Walid Junblatt: who looks more like (Sham Drat), in English, smelled some bad shit so he looks like it. This guy has not had a hair cut since the Lebanese Civil war was over, and changes his positions and political views more than the positions in the Kama Sutra book.
3- Bashar Assad: You have put the whole country in a big pile of shit; I think putting you in one makes the job much easier. Save yourself and give us the Parliament.
4- Al-Seyassah newspaper reporters, who write about Syria:I don’t know what to say. I don’t know why these Bedouins all of a sudden have something against all Syrians, not just the regime. Maybe Sheikh Katem Bin Iss-haaal gave them orders to do so. Those little kid lovers need to watch their mouth before they really get a bomb up their hungry mouth. 30 years they never criticize Assad, now what happened?
5- Every guy who wears a shoe, but folds its end making it a shoe-hatta slipper! Discusses me.
6- All those who blame Syria for everything, from the Tsunami, to Harriri, Shidiac, Qassir and everything else.
7- Syrian Foreign Minister Al-Sharee’: Where is he? Breaking the Guiness book of records in hide-and-seek? Get your ass out in a tour to Europe and the Middle East, speak your mind.
8- Inactive Syrians: It takes you half an hour to open my blog, in the meantime, you can send an email to 20 of your friends letting them know of the Civil Disobedience Movement! There are people who make it happen, people who watch it happen, and people who don’t know what the f*ck just happened, unfortunately you are the last one.
9- Condoleezza Rice: You look like a dog’s ass, shaved. I think this lady got me bad, few people get me like that! I am tired of her saying “I think Syria should…” “Syria must…” “Syria is not being….” I tell you what Condi: I think you should stick your head up in your own ass and fix your country’s foreign policy, and support the 300,000,000 people in the Middle East as well as the 4 Million Israelis. Not the 4 Million alone. And by support, your Harvard-graduate-black-ass knows what I mean.
10- My obese co-worker: Her parents lied to her, her relatives lied to her, and her friends lied to her. They all used to tell her that she’s cute, and beauty is under the skin, they filled her up so much that she looks like a bag of shit. She dresses in stretch pants that even show the dimples in her ass, and acts like she’s Angelina Jolie. Let me explain something, she is so fat, she is everywhere! Every where I look she's in my face. Seriously, she should wear a sticker wearing "Caution! Wide Turn”.

Thank you readers, O.D.M feels so much better after he lets it out.














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