O.D.M on Syria, Hikmat Shihabi and the Jihad in the Hood

Happy Ramadan to all Disobedient Mofo's, may this month bring a lot of bless, mercy, reform, radical change, democracy, and shit loads of money to us and the poor in the Levant.

I will count till ten before I read every Kuwaiti Al-Seyassa article, because, I become very volatile when I read all their bull shit stories, especially when I am fasting. I would rather read Alice in Wonderland than their shit-in-diaper they call "The News", but I think I enjoy getting mad at them, and then writing in my blog.

Civil Disobedient Mofo’s, here it is, I have a new headline from this newspaper, are you ready?

According to Al Seyassa, its very close sources said that X Syrian Army Chief of Staff for 25 years, Hikmat Al-Shihabi, is in the United States giving up Army secrets of the Syrian regime, paving the way for an American Military invasion.

Astaghferulllaaah...astaghferulllaaahh

Now, I am a very young guy, and I just graduated not too long ago. I haven't studied politics, it is just an interest. I just want to tell those toe-playing, goat-cheese milking, camel raping Bedouins in Kuwait City who have been writing all this bull shit (Allahumma inni sa'em), who the hell gave you a paper and a pen to WRITE? Who made the mistake and gave you a diploma!?

AStaghferullaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

You nose-picking, shit-looking ignorant mofo's: America already knows everything in this region.

It knows where your Kuwaiti Sheikh Hamburger rapes little 14 year old kids, where Bashar Al-Assad takes a shit, and knows the details of every Army in the Middle to an extent that our own Defense Ministers don't know our Order of Battles like any other Mossad or American or Russian agent.

Our countries you idiots are full of people who are poor, and hate the regime, and that is an easy recipe for recruiting operatives.

Bumbling idiots.....

If the Syrian Government know that Hikmat Shihabi is in the United States, which they can easily find out, they will hit the full throttle emergency and Syrians would sense the reformation of the Army within the hours... This means war you stupid shit bags. But what can I say...Al-Seyassa, just like Condoleezza Rice, piss me off....and few people piss me off like that. Those people have just started picking on Syrians and the Syrian regime as if we just invaded Kuwait.. But Syrians are better than that, we don't want more nomads. I do wish though, that Saddam invaded your toilette bowl country..I wish the founder of Saudi, big Hamburgarr just included it to his Kingdome 70 years ago..
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Jihad In the Hood

On another note, Professor Landis' most recent post in his Blog touches a very, very important topic, that could ignite a fire cracker in ever Mujahid's ass, and turn our country into Suicide Bomber's Disneyland. His comments elude to a post on some Jihadi website, that called Bashar an American Boot-Licker. Now I may agree that he is a boot-licker, but not when it comes to Jihadis.

I just want to remind the Mujahideen, that Syria was the first country in the whole region that decided to take a decisive action, and basically illuminate all sorts of religious movements. Muslim Brothers in the hood, Mujahideen and all other extremist groups in Syria were fought the end of the 70's and until now.

I don't know if those various incidents that take place in Qassioun, Madaya, Kafar Sousseh and othe isolated incidents are really terrorist activities. It could be a high drug trafficker who decided to shoot this time instead of running away and pressing on the gas. Not that the cop cars are fast, but it is just that the gas is getting a little expensive.

We all hope that we don't end up seeing stupid criminals killing Civilians in the name of God; I don't think they have a cause, however stupid they may get, and however long their beard may get...



Syria Forever