Wasn't there a Harriri Investigation?

Dear intelligent and dumbass readers

I don't know why all of a sudden the issue of Harriri Murder has been out of every body's mind like shit that was just flushed down the toilette..

In February 2005, a couple of days after Harriri was murdered I thought that it would be very hard for anyone to find out who killed him, because such a big operation must have been prepared and well-planned enough to make it realy hard to uncover.

Or

If Syria did it, Mehlis and the world community had to understand that the Syrian Government is only good at two things: Bullshiting, and Assassinating, both talents that made our regime the Creme de La Creme of murderers and the Shit Del La Shit of all other regimes across the world.

Think about it, without a doubt Syria had something to do with the killings of Jmayel, Junblatt Sr., Boulous, Ramzi Irani and late PResident Muawwad.. to name a few in Lebanon ONLY, other than the mosques and church bombings and other murders that instigated more strife and were aimed at political gains.. All of these murders were done as smooth as a little squirt of liquid shit sneaking out of your diarrhea-infected ass when you farting coloring ur tighty-whitie's only and not visible on ur pants. DIG IT: These are murders conducted through known and protected proxies that their mama didn't know about, because if she did, she'd be dead.

Most probably the such murders happen according to the following scenario:

-President Assad summons General X to lunch in his Lattakia Palace and orders his wishes of who he wants dead and how

-General X Summons trustworthy proxy X to lunch in his Qerdaha Villa and orders his wishes of who he wants dead and how

-Trustworthy Proxy kills the target, and most probably gets in a deadly car accident or "shoots himself" in the head 4 times a couple of months later.

Facing such realities, O.D.M thought that this invetigation was going to be a loooooong one, and that the world would find who is really right-Jesus or Muhammad- long before solving this horerendous murder. O.D.M was really pissed off that this regime will get away of yet another murder...and was sticking on top of our asses like Blair sticks to Bush's flat ass.


BUT!

I started getting mixed vibes, and really believing that syria was involved from the way it is handling itself...it started taking a defensive measures. If those Baathists have done everything right in cover up and precautions, they would have assumed the attack position, not defense...

Then I predicted that they will kill Kanaan, and when I heard that he was suicided, everything changed.

Worst than that, WHEN I heard about phone intercepts, and the initial Mehlis report I seriously thought that they may have done something wrong. The final slap that woke me up was when I sniffed more opposition in the inner circle of the regime resulting in the deflection of Khaddam, I knew that the shit did not hit the fan, but struck a jet engine this time and is quickly going to change the equation and the whole Syria situation.

I gave Assad a few months, and was a very happy O.D.M as I immidiately planned my hostile Rawda Palace take-over and picked which of Maher's cars I was going to take, and thought of a catch phrase to say to the public and the media as I assume my Prime Minister position...you know, along the lines of Kennedy's "Ask not what your country can do for you, but what you can do for your country.."

Now, consider the following points:

1-The UN Invetigation Team was assigned to find the killers of Late Prime Minister Harriri.

2-The initial report, submitted by Mehlis, already pointed at evidence and links to individuals and members of both the Lebanese and Syrian Government.

3-The initial report, thus, has evidence of "whodunnit"...

4-Therefor, in the International Invetigative Standards, if you have evidence, links and proof beyond reasonable doubt, the invetigation should be over and the findings are to be tested at a court. Be it an international one or not.

BUT

5-The game is not over, Brammretz has more questions.

6-You may say that the further questions are to pinpoint more individuals and uncover the bigger circle that was involved in the Harriri killings. Or even, to check who is lying in cross-examination and a prolonged "my word against your word" test.

To those people who respond to the above argument I say: quit reading this blog and consider art critiquing.

I am not trying to be funny, nor exonorating the Syrian regime, which is implicated to its neck in more crimes than Harriri.

I just want to give you facts that the my little 7 year-old cousin in Homs knows by now: This whole invetigation has become a scam, and a stupid political game that is taking Syria and Lebanon into deeper shit.

Why?

Because of the following points, and I will counter argue my above numbered points:

1-It is true that the UN team is there to find the Harriri killers but it isn't..I think they did already but are not allowed to implicate no one yet due to a political situation that started with the lack of dialogue between Israel/America and Syrian opposition, more turmoil in Iraq, Hamas victory and Sharon absense in Israel... And do not be surprised if our regime is involved in the sectarian strife in Iraq.


2-If Mehlis had proof and links to implicated people: Why aren't they in jail? Why isn't there an international travel ban or an official UN Security Council resolution asking Syria to extradite the involved ones? AND why isn't that evidence available to the public so I can go get whoever is implicated myself?

3,4, 5 & 6- Cross examination happens in a court of law, if you disagree go ask an educated member of your family, unless they have graduated from Mumbasa School of Law. And IF you think they are waiting to find out the bigger circle of those implicated you have to understand: The Enemy is the Syrian Regime, The U.S, EU, and world community consider any individual link to one Syrian member of the government as a direct order from the Presidency, as Khaddam, initial report, speculation, Miss Cleo, Junblatt and the telephone threats between Assad and Harriri stated.

And, for some of you dumbasses who think that they are waiting to compare "my word against his word" (my word being any Syrian regime member), this is a problem that the judge solves, not Brammertz. Witnesses have already said what they had to say, and Bashar & Co. already denied, that will not change under tense conditions such as cold weather and a bright light to the face. This is not your average "spank the bitch until he confesses" interrogation..Judge uses judgement based on evidence and statements to decide and sentence, it is not Brammertz job.

In simpler terms:

It doesn't take more than a year to solve a murder as big as this. Especially when you say you have solid links and proof.

And if it takes such a long time to do so, given you found even more hardcore stuff since last August: Four jailed Generals confessed to their and Syrian involvement. Phone records of Assad threatening Harriri, Cellphone intercepts of various "Harriri Watchposts", Ghazali pointing Gun at Harriri, Other witnesses including Hussam, Siddik and God knows who talking in detailes of what happened...etc

This leads O.D.M to a couple of scenarios, all of which makes him sick:

The UN Investigation Team is waiting for something.

Or

The UN Invetigation Team was told to wait for something.

Or

Brammertz was Mehlis' boyfriend and is retaliating for being ignored by him and will not finish the Invetigation until him and Mehlis have make-up sex.

Seriously, could someone explain to me why nobody (from the syria) is in jail yet?

If there is evidence, if the crook VP of Syria, if a former Mukhabarat agent and many others confessed (some later pulled out) to Syrian links what is going on?

Don't be so naive Disobedients, don't be sheep that have your curiousity fed by a little UN press release...think of the bigger picture, if your brain capability allows it.

Like I said many times before, this invetsigation was politicized from day one. When everyone was looking forward to get the Baathists. It wasn't about only freeing Lebanon. Dick Cheney, Lubricated Condomleezza Rice, Monkey-Lipped Bush and everybody else said it, We Believe that Syria did it, but are waiting for findings. They have evidence. But there was a little Memo from Tel Aviv "CC"ed to American Government and Brammertz that read:

"Please ease it up on Assad, the situation in here is a volatile and we are not sure about any of his alternatives. Will let you know when to move on"


Syria Forever,

O.D.M