O.D.M on Opposition

If scientists in Harvard taught a donkey how to speak English fluently and had him sit with Sigmund Freud the conversation would be something like this:

Freud:Donkey, why do you shanhe2?(don't know it in English, its whatever noise a donkey makes) What is wrong with you? Let it out, have a sip of that Glenfiddich..

Donkey: AAAAHhhhhhhhhh...don't get me STARTED!!!!

Freud: Chill out, have another sip, it's only me and you...Come on sit back and let it out...

Donkey: Where should I start?? LAK I am ugly, I get beaten by a stick everytime I wanna to do something, I don't do anything right, and I dunno how to defend myself because I am a dumbass..If I try to kick, I'd miss it by 10 meters. EEEEEEEEE and everytime I see my reflection at the pond, I poop brown balls..

Freud: HAHAHAHAHAHAHA...what a dumb ass HAHAHAHAHADHkahaks

Donkey: aaaaaaaaaaaa EEEEEEEEEE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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This is what our regime has become, scrambling for support...hell if those idiots get a small ass compliment from Zimbabwe it on SANA as: "Zimbabwe Vows to Fight Zionist/American Bilateral Attack on Syria"

The sad truth is, this regime is not going anywhere soon. As I have said before, there are three reasons why this regime is here to stay:

1-We are sheep

2- Israel has not opened any back channels with any opposition members.

3-King Oil Barrel and Husni "Shoe Shine" Mubarak have noticed a trend of "democratization" in the Middle East, and they are smelling a pile of green-bean-induced shit flying their way, covering their face and head full of shoe polished hair.

Save your money opposition members, as they say in Arabic: all this some food just never fills you good... Long bearded Brothers in the Hood have been doing what you've been doing since March 1971, meeting, lobbying, shouting and farting, FOR NO USE....alas

You have to understand Mr. Ammar, Seif Dalila et al. there are two ways to depose this clueless regime:

1- Mass Public Appeal and Civil Disobedience

2- Jotting down your friendly agenda, shavinng your ass and heading to Tel Aviv with some Arabic ghee ( La Vache Qui Rit is their favourite brand).

Number one is my way.

Number two doesn't need no lobbying in Capitol Hill, because if Israel likes your agenda AIPAC would do it for you.

You see, you can sit in round tables, cry of all the miseries our regime has done..but for what? it is all "draaat 3al blaat"or farting in open air, won't hurt nothing.

You think the USA and world community didn't know about the 40 thousand or so Syrians who died on that bloody February day in 1982? They don't know about the 12 Million Syrians out of Syria? about the 500,000 prisoners since Baath came to power?

Get it, the US knew about it, it also knew about the 2.1 million massacred Tutsi and Hutu Rwandans killed in 8 months, the 10 thousand Kurds and of everything that those regimes do...hell they even know when Husni Mubarak's gets her period. But they won't do nothing, and if they do anything, it would be because they need something. AND Neither I, nor any Syrian would do the American Governtment any favour...

National interest is Americas obsession, this "God given role of spreading freedom" is as real as me shitting 21 Karat gold. I wish...

The only way to gain our respect back is to have our say.

You all may argue that you were doing that last week. For all I care you may have been playing Hearts and drinking kazoz..your meeting news landed on 6 newspapers, the most impressive of them is Sheikh Hamburgarr's Al Seyassa..nice Media pitching!

You need to join my CDM Movement, and help me in fundraising so we can reach all the Syrians and tell them there is something else they can do...and like masturbating, the beuaty of revolution is that the the reaction is always waaaay better than the action.

Untill the average Syrian knows that he/she can be employed, and if he does, it will be more than 97$ a month, and that he can express his opinion freely, he won't do nothing.

And like I said many times before, if a 100 Syrians look out their balcony and see that there are a bunch of people marching with banners asking for freedom and democracy, 18,000,000 Syrians would take it to the streets..including Army personnel and Generals, Cutsoms officials.


You think they are happy? You think any cheap-ass bold & moustached mofo with three stars and two swords on his shoulders like getting their honour knocked out of them in one phone call from upstairs? Forget about the beneted few..the majority are just scared as shit and helpless, and if they get a chance they would be the first to help.

I don't want to sound like a wise ass...but you can never walk a mile without taking the first step.