Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Syria and the Mehlis Report

Disobedients,

Yesterday I wrote a letter to president Assad. Yes, I may dissapoint many of you, but at the end, O.D.M needs to follow his dream of becoming the next Syrian Prime Minister.

I wrote to President Bashar on how I predicted on my site that Ghazi Kanaan will be found shot dead in his office, exactly as it happened, but almost a month before it happened. I explained to him how good I am in tackling shit, and turning it into Johnson& Johnson Baby Powder.... I told him how I cut the Crisis out of Crisis Management. To sum up, I advised him to go on T.V and shock the world by unveiling THE SYRIAN REPORT.

I advised Bashar to grab a couple of high ranking officials, slap them around a couple of times, and have them sign their confessions on how when where and why they killed Harriri, and how they tried to implicate him (Bashar) by planting evidence that decoys the investigation towards him and his authority.

I am not sure if all of you Disobedient Mofos know that we have an investigation team set up too..why not have them find/fabricate the missing links first? and have Mehlis go to Monster.com and look for a new job, maybe a Joker in a circus with his tomato head.

I then concluded my letter by explaining my firm stand on having a fully functional Parliament, where I , and other fellow Syrians can practice our God given right of decision making.

7 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

lebanon forever!

8:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's assuming Bashar understands your advice. Really don't waste your time with them.

5:28 AM  
Blogger Mr.B said...

I hope you did not write your name, address, etc.. on the letter, right?

7:23 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Good Idea!

You know, it is perfect, stepping up to the issue, you will the public opinion, and make the Lebanese case very tough to swallow, after you make up or find solidd evidence that relates to the people you extradite.


M.

10:00 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

yo dogg u is hilarious. keep it up.

1:09 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

I enjoyed listening to dumbo's speech tonight. It was a brilliant sign of the toll that pressure and big expectations can take on a man who has really no idea what he's involved in. When a small animal gets cornered right before its slaughtered it screams the loudest, i heard a lot of screaming coming from damascus yesterday. Launching its own investigation is a bit like asking O.J. Simpson to figure out who killed his wife, while the bloody knife is still in his hand and then arguing against an international body who has real evidence. Let them dig their own graves, no one has ever lost money underestimating the stupidity of this dumbo regime and no one ever will. It was fall because it looks calm on the outside but underneath its boiling. For all the widows and orphans that syria has created in lebanon, for all the death and destruction, for all the life-sucking propaganda and torture, for all the pictures placed up around the country of dead dictators and retarded leaders syria has a high price to pay. Its head will bow, but not to god, their not worthy of that disgrace.


http://www.lebanese-forces.org/vbullet/showthread.php?t=14687&page=4

1:19 PM  
Blogger Mr.B said...

Assad, in an address focused on the international pressure facing Syria over the assassination of former premier Rafiq Hariri, implicitly accused the new leadership in Beirut of siding with a Western campaign against Damascus.


He targeted Siniora and, without naming him, Hariri's son, MP Saad Hariri, whose coalition won parliamentary elections in May and June following Syria's withdrawal from Lebanon after a 29-year deployment.


They had served as "slaves" of their masters, he said, in a thinly veiled reference to the United States and its allies.

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Oh my god, we are now the ennemies of mighty syria, are we supposed to be afraid?

1:22 PM  

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