O.D.M Hates Kuwait

* Be sure to read the News Story At the Bottom of this posting before you leave.


I have a problem with an idiot who has the Mad Bedouin Disease.

....a person who has made me hate not only him, but all fools who belong to his toe-picking race. His name is Ahmad Al-Jarallah.

He is apparently some big shit in Kuwait, a big horney media mogul, with a deshdasha on his head. An idiot who can't believe that he can read or write, because just 20 years ago, the only thing he knew how to do was say, "yummaaaaa", "haaaaaa", and to milk goats after he findles with their genital organs.

He is the one who has waged the ultimate campaign against Syria. Ever since the Harriri Assassination, He dedicates three sections of his cover page writing stories about Syria, and couple of other stories between the covers. My problem, and I am surprised that I still haven't lost my cool, is that this guy comes up with the most obsured stories that you can ever read. For example, today he writes that the U.S troops are already in Syria, and Nato Planes are on Syrian borders taking notes of targets. The other day he says that Bashar Assad is in exile in Aleppo, before that he writes that Asef Shawkat is being shot at by the Presidential Guards. WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?


As we say in Arabic "meen shakhkh o tarrashak?", OR who the hell stepped on your tail and pissed you off that much?

It is not like I am against bashing our regime; you know how I curse them in my blog all day. BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS monkey? Did he run out of little kids with hairless asses? Is he pissed that Bashar is not gay and won't tickle his pickle?

Piss me off.....

But let me tackle it this way. I invite Mr. Ibnil Kalb to my blog, and wish he can answer the questions below.

So according to you, Mr. Hayawan, U.S. troops are already in the Syria you said.

How do you know that? Did your mama tell you that? Or maybe your mama cannot tell you because that ignorant rubber ball is still trying to adapt to sitting on the couch, having just made the move from a tent, sharing the bed with your dad's other wife and three milk-leaking-goats.

hmmm......I don't think it is your mama.

Did you take it from any news source? I don't think so. I have been visiting your website for almost a year now Mr. Feaces, never seeing any news story you post that sources AP, Reuters, or any piece of shit news agency.

Mr. Jar-T-Z, I think Saddam decided to treat you specially in 1990, and instead of cutting your tongue or ear, he decided to chop your little dangling weenie, and now you are very frustrated because not only you piss on yourself all day long, but you can't sexually satisfy a little goat, let alone your wife (or whatever you call that fat hairy bitch). I think that is why you hate anything Baathist, and that is why you hate Syrians you hand-eating gluttunous pig. Go pick up what journalism means you ugly son of an ignorant piece of goat-shit. Here Mr. Jar T-Z, I found it on Webster’s dictionary:

jour·nal·ism
Pronunciation: 'j&r-n&l-"i-z&m
Function: noun
1) a : the collection and editing of news for presentation through the media b : the public press c : an academic study concerned with the collection and editing of news or the management of a news medium

2) a : writing designed for publication in a newspaper or magazine b : writing characterized by a direct presentation of facts or description of events without an attempt at interpretation c : writing designed to appeal to current popular taste or public interest

Pay attentions that you need to "collect and edit news" as opposed to writing about what comes up in your mind while taking a shit. It is "direct presentation of facts or discription of an event without an attempt at interpretation". Ya3ne ya 7maar, you shouldn't write what you think should happen, or what never happened, but you should report what is happening. Meaning, you should write about a piece of shit in a UPS box coming to Kuwait (Pedophile city) right in the middle of your face.

You better pay attention Mr. T-Z, because I think someone back in Far3 "412" Is reading your newspaper and getting real mad while sipping on Matti. To them, all it takes to end your worthless life and the misery of the 19 little kids you force orgies with is a phone call. So watch yourself.

Finally I would like to fabricate my own news story, in response to your stories.


Syrian Awarded Noble Prize For "Creating" Humans
Tuesday 11.15.2005
Kharman Al-Mashool, Stockholm

Self proclaimed T.O.A. O.D.M "The One and Only Disobedient Mofo" has gained world wide recognition, and the world's most prestegious award for creating the first non-cloned and non concieved Kuwaiti. T.O.A.O (The one and Only) O.D.M has literally created a Kuwaiti human being, in a Microwave, in a rather obscured experience.

"Well I was bored, and had nothing to do, and all of a sudden, I was wondering, what would happen if you stick a piece of shit in the Microwave?" Said T.O.A. O.D.M, explaining how the idea came up. "After a minute and half I returned and saw the most disturbing thing! an Ugly ass Kuwaiti in my microwave!" T.O.A O.DM went on. "It is like Microwavable popcorn, but with shit!"

The United Nations issued a statement that "voices concern" on the idea that now everybody can create a Kuwaiti human being. To that T.O.A. O.D.M said: "Who wants a Kuwaiti! As soon as I opened that Microwave and saw that nomad, I cuffed his hands behind his back and placed him in the corner. He is now my human trash can, works great! You step on his feet, he opens his mouth, boom! You should all try it"


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********O.D.M would like to Give Mr. Jar-T-Z the Shit Bag of the Month award for being one big idiot that actually pisses off O.D.M so much that he has to waste time writing on him. Congratulations Mr. Jar-T-Z**********
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