Monday, October 17, 2005

O.D.M Replies to Condoleezza

What a headline to wake up to, and what a picture to see when you first turn on your computer to read news about the Motherland, tired, fasting, no Cigarette, no coffee...Then you see this primate in her daily shit-talking duties...
Every single f$$ing DAY, Condi says some shit along these lines:

"I think that Syria should..."
"We believe that syria...."
"Syria has been......."
"Syria has not been ...."
Blah blah blah blah!!..YOU KNOW WHAT WE THINK MONKEY FACE?
"We believe that Condi should eat shit"
"We believe that Condi is sexually frustrated"
"Condi should take off the mask because Halloween is over"
"We think you should stick your nose where it belongs! up in Georgy's hairy Redneck ass"

O.D.M Swears to God, that if he puts dry human shit in the microwave for 2 minutes, a shape will come out looking better than the picture you see below.

Syria is continuing to destabilize Lebanon, even half a year after pulling its troops from the country, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, pictured 14 October 2005, said, adding that Damascus' actions are serious enough to warrant international action.(AFP/File/Thomas Coex)

After a prolonged stare at the above picture, O.D.M officially accepted the theory: DARWIN WAS RIGHT!

Sorry for doubting your intelligence Darwin, damn...all these years!


O.D.M says: Condi, The U.S.A has been a major player in almost every world turmoil that ever happened, exept natural disasters. It must stop meddling in other countries, or just shut the f%*k Up, because the consequences are great. On another note, if O.D.M decides to take a piss on the street one day, and try to draw a face, it'll come out looking prtettier than yours.

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Since our own Foreign Minister Mr. Farouk Al-Sharaa is busy taking more lessons from Mukhabarat on how to not make anothrt mistake revealing that Kanaan was Murdered.
O.D.M will generously take some of his own precious time to reply to Condi Rice's daily shit-talking session.

Conduisha,

Call me a Conspiracy theorist, a commy or even carrot head. I careless, I know two facts, well documented, and they sum up U.S. foreign policy.

-U.S.A openly supported Saddam Hussein, well before the Iran War. The U.S sold Weapons to Saddam hussein albeit his "unacceptable human rights violations"

-U.S.A openly supported the Taliban and other extremist millitia's in their plight against Russia.

-Now, the U.S.A decided to pay attention to Human rights, and Liberating "The Opressed Ones".

Let the Freedom ring my ass' doorbell...

Now remember, the War on Afghanistan was to find Bin Laden, and the War on Iraq was to find WMD. Any of the two found? NO

Disobedients: This is the Summary of American Foreign Policy.

Condi: Get a dildo.

Syria Forever

24 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

She does look very mean. God be with her husband!

O.D.M, don't you want anybody to criticize Syria?

1:11 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Bashar Assad woke up one day and didn't find his $45,000 Rolex Watch. So He calls his buddy, Asef Shawkat, The Syrian Intelligence Chief who knows everything in Syria and says:

"Asef, somebody stole my Rolex,
find who it is Immidiately!"

Then Bashar goes to the bathroom, to be surprised that his watch was next to the sink, so he calls ASef:

"Asef, I found the watch, forget about it!"

Asef says: "too late Mr. President, we caught the pepetrator and he already confessed!"

4:42 PM  
Blogger Yazan said...

okay... ODM, on a scale of 1-10 how much do u think syria is actually NOT responsible for all the blasts and shit still happening in Lebanon?!

Syria = Syrian Regime, Baathi Regime... anything u wanna call it...!!!

9:32 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

add to the list "USA supported syrian invasion of Lebanon"
OK, have you finished laughing about the word invasion? Here come the facts:
In 1990 (or was it 91?) USA asked israel to lift its air cover over lebanon. Previously any syrian plane that would venture over lebanon would be shot down by israeli aviation without further ceremony.
Syria could use it's air force to bomb the presidential and launch a full scale attack on the then Lebanese prime minister General Aoun.
Whitin less then a week the remains of the Lebanese army were smashed, aoun was off for a prologed vacation in France and everybody knew who the new master was.
Of course USA did not open it's mouth, it was all part of the deal. In exchange they got syria's support during the iraqi invasion.

A lebanese reader (yes Lebanese can be smart sometimes)

1:45 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

This Question is for all.

I wonder if you ask a sample of 100,000 people in Syria the following:

Did you like Haffez Assad Yes/No

Do you like BAshar Assad Yes/No

What would their answers be in percentage? anybody got any survey?

10:07 AM  
Blogger O.D.M said...

Front Bumper,

I can tell you that someone in the regime knows about the bombings and assassinations. I doubt that it is Bashar or Maher or Asef, because such actions (especially Harriri Assass.) threaten the stability of the regime. I do think that however dumb you think our regime is, it is not that dumb enough commit a political suicide, especially after knowing how serious 1559 was, and America’s seriousness when it comes to the Syrian demands delivered by Collin Powell late last year.

10:13 AM  
Blogger O.D.M said...

Vox Populi,

need a tissue man?

5:34 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

"I wonder if you ask a sample of 100,000 people in Syria the following"

ODM here should answer, but I really wonder if he knows the answer, since everybody is afraid to answer no. If you go asking these questions in reality everybody will say "yes we love hafez yes we love bashar, hamdullah everything is going well and we are happy with the situation"

10:46 AM  
Blogger O.D.M said...

If you ask 100,000 Syrians whether they like Hafez Assad or not, I bet more than 65% would say they liked him.

All of those who would say they liked him would look back at what they call the "good old days". The days when syria was very stable even at the times of two next door wars and other events that should have made Syria worst to live in than right now.

You can argue that this is not true. But I encourage any organization to conduct such an anonymous survery and reveal that what I claim is true.

On the other hand, if you ask about Bashar's popularity, more than 60% would say they'd rather not have him, because he was way less than what people expected in him, amongst other reasons.

However, I want to know how many people would nominate me for Interior Minister?

3:26 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

syria needs a leader like ariel sharon believe it or not.

4:00 PM  
Blogger O.D.M said...

Anonymous at 4:00,

You are the Disobedient of the Month of October.

Well put! your comment says a 1000 words.

Syria definately needs a leader who cares so much about his country that he'd screw the whole world for it without moving a soldier, like sharon.

4:10 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

It looks like someone already got his hands ont a version of the Mehlis report (I dont know how!).
I also dont know which version of the report is it, it looks pretty short... but here it is:

http://www.lebanese-forces.org/vbullet/showthread.php?t=14262

8:19 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Mehlis report, paragraph 34 (see link in previous comment for complete report):

" 34. On 12 September details of the upcoming interviews were discussed between the
Commission and a representative of the Syrian Foreign Ministry. The Commission
expressed its wish that the interviews should be held in a third country, neither Lebanon
nor Syria, which was refused. The Syrian authorities insisted that the interviews take
place in Syria with the participation of Syrian officials. The interviews took place
between 20 and 23 September. Each interview was conducted in the presence of the
Legal Advisor to the Syrian Foreign Affairs Ministry or another representative of the
Foreign Ministry, one interpreter, two note takers, and at times, an additional person
whose affiliation was not identified. At the end of the interview process, it was apparent
that the interviewees had given uniform answers to questions. Many of those answers
were contradicted by the weight of evidence collected by the UNIIIC from a variety of
other sources. The Commission has not had the opportunity to follow up on these
interviews or pursue its investigation regarding a possible Syrian involvement in the
crime. "

8:55 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

criminal ruling Syria? I can't believe this.

Lebanon is free. It's Syria's turn now.

6:38 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

That's a schema. I wont comment on it, and I dont pretend to fully agree with it, but anyways here it is:

http://images.thetimes.co.uk/TGD/picture/0,,238124,00.jpg

Where is ODM? It has been some time he did'nt post, is he ok?

7:07 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

He's probably in a Mukhabarat jail praying for the US to free him.

11:31 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

No really where is he I am really worried.

7:42 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

(singing) wheeere is odm... wheeere is odm...

2:29 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

3eeesh ya gdeesh, la yinbut el 7asheeesh....

Nay o es7a, feee2 mafeeesh...

4:40 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

You haven't posted anything since the Mehlis Report came out, what? Are you Dissapointed? or was your name included?

going back to your favourite line, THE SHIT HIT THE FAN with the syrian Regime..they are now to be ordered to give up those people in Question. ASsad is to comply even if he has to be questioned himself.... I think this is huge.

Who knew that this day would ever come!! Kanaan killed, Asef scared to shit, Maher and Bashar crying on each others shoulders, and ASma riding a bicycle!

3:22 PM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Yeah the shit has hit the fan major, hear iran today saying that israel must be exterminated, and Russia that it will do everything in its possession to keep sanctions away from Syria... what the hell is all this?

Anyway, since ODM is not here, he wont be able to delete my posts... so enjoy :D

http://www.lebanese-forces.org/vbullet/showthread.php?t=14361

moooo?

9:33 AM  
Blogger O.D.M said...

Anon 9:33,

You are what most 7amasni call a "khales".

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