Monday, October 31, 2005

Monday Morning: O.D.M's Eternal Nemesis Part II

O.D.M oppologizes for the following informal post, as most O.D.M readers already know, Mondays are O.D.M's worst days.. Political commentary will be published Wedensday November 2nd... Thank you
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As I have explained in earlier posts, I hate Mondays. It is that f#$ day again, the day where I have to get up in the early morning and go to work, like a well trained German Shepard dog, for less than $50,000 a day.

Yes, this is my minimum, I think I was born to give orders, but parent-supported rich life ended as soon as I graduated, and being unemployed turned ugly on me after money got a little tight, so I think I have to work now.

Just like every Monday, I will not use my brain today. But to serve my fellow Disobedients with their regular dose of pure O.D.M wisdom , I will automatically type what comes to my mind...as it happens..no organizing, not judging, no cleaning up..so deal with it, and live in O.D.M's brain for a second. I'll jot down the category and wander in my thoughts...

General Brain Farts:

What should I write?

Where should I start? Bashing more Al-Seyassa shit bags with their latest "news" article?

Tell more stories on why the U.S is the worst country in the world when it comes to foreign policy? deception and ill-intentions?

Or should I talk more shit about our disfunctional regime?

How about talking about Farid Ghadry's gay tendencies?

Walla I have so many things on my mind...

This Monday is not that bad actually...

I need a cheap maid who can do my laundry on daily basis. Can she have a cousin who can give a good foot massage?

A couple of specific shades of green give me diarrhea, no joke. I just figured out why I never wear green, and it is my worst color.

My sumo fighter look-alike co-worker is wearing tight green pants. should I tell her that she looks like a sack of amino acids?

I don't like the girl that likes me no more, I like one who's very far from me...as usual.

I am sick of Lebanese people saying "moooo!" (the Shami version of "maa?").... I don't know why they don't like it no more. Lebanese chicks used to always say it to me late at night, but without the M.."Ooooooooooooooooooooh!"


On Politics:

The UN S.C on Syria Resolution is out!!! Oioooooooooooooh!!! holy shit!! what the f#$#$ is new? Why did it not surprise me? is it worthwhile news? Does O.D.M have to waste his precious time discussing a huge news story that he already predicted 6 posts ago? What is the big deal? What did you guys expect to come out of this assolution? the centuries' question? who came first chicken or egg?

I am not wasting any more thoughts on that.

Why can't people just listen to me, and figure out that whatever I say in politics is always right?

Why can't they just start a network of email exchanges and electronic contacts, and set up a date, where we all gather up in Umayyad Square and silently protest the current circumnstances?

Civil Disobedience is the only option. People will soon realize that President Assad is staying atleast one more year from now...but the regime will be weak and will be willing to give up more reforms, or face further isolation, this time from its own people.

Bashar will soon find out that if he pleases his people, he will not have to worry about a coup d'etat from any army general or aliens or whatever.

Bashar Assad sucks by the way, I am not defending him.

I just think that we can get the Parliament while he is still a president. and if I were him, this is what I'd do...please more and more people as much as I can. and by people, I mean the syrian public before Israel and the U.S.

What the hell happened to the lottery ticket? WHY DIDN'T I WIN?

What the hell is new with the Mehlis report? why did I know about everything in it before the whole investigation team got together?

Where the hell are the voice transcripts of Syrian/Lebanese officials planning the murder? Why isn't anybody in Jail already?

How cvan it be the Syrians? some faction in the regime had to take care of business? is he dumb enough to say it over a cell phone? or strike a pause and say cheese as he is pushing the TNT bar? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU$##

Why can't we investigate the whole intelligence built up that led to the War on Iraq, and condemn "uncooperation of American Government" and hamepering evidence that shows the U.S had no fucking clue what they were talking about? why can't we take them to the security council? Why can't the world say that more than a 130,000 Iraqis are dead now, because of 2 persons, Saddam Hussein, and George Bush (or Karl Rove)

130, 000 Iraqis!!! if each had only 10 family members that means that there are 1,300,000 Iraqis after any American's ass.....



Religion?

I have some things that are troubling, questions that haven't been answered since I was 12...

If God loves us all? why didn't he preach the right religion to us all?

If God knows everything and he knew that some of us are going to screw up, why did he let us? Aren't we all created by God, and are returning to God?

Doesn't God only know when we will take our next final breath?

I know that in most religions, a country cannot be secular. Western nations and the Vatican went through a lot until they solved this issue, and they now look a lot better than countries that haven't seperated..depending on what is better for whom..Richer people but with an average of 1 in 2 divorces and a prostitute for every 3 males?

Why is Qoran so hard to understand? why is the Bible so vague to understand?

What if we die and we are just dead corps?

Why can't we witness a miracle?


Money:

I was not born to work full time, I was born to serve but be more served.

Money buys everything..health, happiness, love, trust, verginity, and many more stuff. I don't like it this way, but in those days, it is the sad truth.

8 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Money buys everything"
Not EVERYTHING... some things money can't buy... money will buy you substitutes, but it's not exactly the same thing.

7:22 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Money buys everything my friend. Even a new kidney ($75,000)..

11:56 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

Well, it will not buy you a women who loves you not because of your mone.
hah!

1:19 PM  
Blogger Mr.B said...

I'm happy that you're enjoying lebanese women. Libanese women are great, they are more liberated then syrian (well at least some of them). If you know what to do, where to go, and how to dress up, you can have one-night stands at will. Do you have this in syria? I dont know, never went out in syria, but I'd like to know.
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5:11 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

If God loves us all? why didn't he preach the right religion to us all?

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He did, his name was Jesus. He was a real person, taught his friends all about God, and then was crucified. They thought this guy was going to save israel, and when he died they were shattered. Then, when they thought all was lost, he appeared to them and reversed that psychological dissapointment to the point where they went out, on his command (God's) to tell the rest of the world what happened and most of them ended up dying for it.

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If God knows everything and he knew that some of us are going to screw up, why did he let us? Aren't we all created by God, and are returning to God?

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I suppose because God wanted fellow creators, fellow men and women of free will. As Nietzche said, God wants fellow creators, not herds of 'believers' without any free will or balls of their own.

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Doesn't God only know when we will take our next final breath?
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Yes. He cares though. He cares even for the birds, so you can be sure that he cares for humans a hell of alot more. The problem is he uses a different frame of reference than us.


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I know that in most religions, a country cannot be secular. Western nations and the Vatican went through a lot until they solved this issue, and they now look a lot better than countries that haven't seperated..depending on what is better for whom..Richer people but with an average of 1 in 2 divorces and a prostitute for every 3 males?

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The west is screwed up because its basically tried to kill off its own culture and history. As Jesus said, "man does not live by bread alone". People need a spiritual life too. In greek it is translated "zoe" as opposed to "bios" which means merely physical life. People nowadays just want to divert themselves, civilisation has become one big diversion from the fact that the universe and everything in it is bound to decay.

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Why is Qoran so hard to understand? why is the Bible so vague to understand?

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There are easier parts of the bible. Like the gospels. Jesus is very clear.

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What if we die and we are just dead corps?

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Well, then the world, philosophy, love, and everything in it would just be an absurdity. I don't believe in absurditiy, I believe in life and purpose. Jesus said "the kingdom of heaven is within you" and I think he meant that we should trust our hearts. Because whether we see the world as designed by God or as an absurdity is a first principle which will determine whether or not we believe in the various discourses associated with theism or atheism. "Two choices are set before you, death, and life. Choose life"

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Why can't we witness a miracle?


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Actually, it's just a matter of being in the right place at the right time. Miracles do happen. It's just that we want to witness them personally. I've seen alot of close shaves with miraculous, maybe a true miracle once, and heard about other ones from people who have witnessed them, people that I love and know perasonally and know would not lie.

9:44 AM  
Blogger O.D.M said...

Thanks Mathew Shrank for preaching christianity. I never had the chance to go back and see your responses.

I can argue each nice answer you have given me.

We as muslims believe in Jesus Christ, and his message. It was the same message that was carried by our prophet.

I'd like to talk more about it. Send me a post and remind me if you get a chance to see this.

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