Theory of Organized Prostitution
After spending some time in the Motherland, O.D.M noticed the following:
- Syrians are getting more paid, more educated, and intoxicated.
- Less people are wearing the shoe-hatta, the shoe turned into slipper. Which is a better indication of improvement in Syrian Standard of living than the National GDP.
- Nobody is scared of a regime change, since they all know that Israel, The U.S, and the world, don't want the Muslim Brotherhood to take over, since the Bin Laden Brotherhood are the only ones with a well established (Riyadh Style) agenda.
HOWEVER.. 1+1=2
With well over 200,000 adolescents graduating high school every year, and a population growth rate of 3% annually, the situation looks as bad as monkey wearing lipstick and a string.
The Economy is going down faster than a fat man on a strict banana diet taking a shit. International sanctions are in the near horizon, and the Economy needs a phenomenal and rapid push.
O.D.M's Theory of the day: Organized Prostitution
Fact: Organized Prostitution ignites tourism, revives feminism, absorbs stress, employs more citizens, and encourages capitalism. (Notice the rhyme)
O.D.M acknowledges the ethical and religious complications, but he also wants to disentangle what is tangled. Prostitution happens in the Vatican, Mecca, and right in the middle of your house.
1+1= 2
Syria is struggling to get more than 300,000 Tourists a year! WHAT! O.D.M alone had more than 30,000 people come over his house last in the year 2004. (None of which were prostitutes!).
Clean the nasty Marjeh Square, throw all this nomads out, refurbish the buildings, give more Visas to Russians, and stop scaring the village women and Hajji girls from All the surrounding areas
Establish a strict crash course in Prostitution Etiquette, teach the bitches how to dress, strip, keep things on the down low and do their job in a standard that matches Amsterdam's Red Square.
Then Establish the Chamber of Prostitution, where all of them bitches meet, and preserve their legal rights. It is also crucial for piling up a Prostitution Yellow Pages, for those who want to do it at home, with nobody noticing.
Once all that is in place, watch how the Cheap ass Saudis and others that we get will be replaced by the richer ones who are willing to spend more money in Syria for a good bitch that makes them feel like 20 again.
Watch Foreign investors recognize the potential in Syria and raise their stakes and investments in Hotels and infrastructure.
Watch how less people bring kids. Once they have a drain for their endless supply.
Watch how decent girls who wear tacky clothes in Syria will stop feeling bad, once they really know what Prostitutes looks like, that will make them fear God more.
At the end, Syria has to find a solution to its economy. Even if the whole economy is opened, and corruption ended, we are expecting an international sanctions on Syria, which will deem all these reforms useless. Syria can be the number one tourist destination in the world, if we build the right infrastructure. Prostitution is the most important factor in Tier 1 Tourism (the tourists that spend the most money during their stay). Look at Lebanon, Amsterdam, London, Miami, LA, what is their most common denominator? More Prostitutes than Public Bathrooms.
- Syrians are getting more paid, more educated, and intoxicated.
- Less people are wearing the shoe-hatta, the shoe turned into slipper. Which is a better indication of improvement in Syrian Standard of living than the National GDP.
- Nobody is scared of a regime change, since they all know that Israel, The U.S, and the world, don't want the Muslim Brotherhood to take over, since the Bin Laden Brotherhood are the only ones with a well established (Riyadh Style) agenda.
HOWEVER.. 1+1=2
With well over 200,000 adolescents graduating high school every year, and a population growth rate of 3% annually, the situation looks as bad as monkey wearing lipstick and a string.
The Economy is going down faster than a fat man on a strict banana diet taking a shit. International sanctions are in the near horizon, and the Economy needs a phenomenal and rapid push.
O.D.M's Theory of the day: Organized Prostitution
Fact: Organized Prostitution ignites tourism, revives feminism, absorbs stress, employs more citizens, and encourages capitalism. (Notice the rhyme)
O.D.M acknowledges the ethical and religious complications, but he also wants to disentangle what is tangled. Prostitution happens in the Vatican, Mecca, and right in the middle of your house.
1+1= 2
Syria is struggling to get more than 300,000 Tourists a year! WHAT! O.D.M alone had more than 30,000 people come over his house last in the year 2004. (None of which were prostitutes!).
Clean the nasty Marjeh Square, throw all this nomads out, refurbish the buildings, give more Visas to Russians, and stop scaring the village women and Hajji girls from All the surrounding areas
Establish a strict crash course in Prostitution Etiquette, teach the bitches how to dress, strip, keep things on the down low and do their job in a standard that matches Amsterdam's Red Square.
Then Establish the Chamber of Prostitution, where all of them bitches meet, and preserve their legal rights. It is also crucial for piling up a Prostitution Yellow Pages, for those who want to do it at home, with nobody noticing.
Once all that is in place, watch how the Cheap ass Saudis and others that we get will be replaced by the richer ones who are willing to spend more money in Syria for a good bitch that makes them feel like 20 again.
Watch Foreign investors recognize the potential in Syria and raise their stakes and investments in Hotels and infrastructure.
Watch how less people bring kids. Once they have a drain for their endless supply.
Watch how decent girls who wear tacky clothes in Syria will stop feeling bad, once they really know what Prostitutes looks like, that will make them fear God more.
At the end, Syria has to find a solution to its economy. Even if the whole economy is opened, and corruption ended, we are expecting an international sanctions on Syria, which will deem all these reforms useless. Syria can be the number one tourist destination in the world, if we build the right infrastructure. Prostitution is the most important factor in Tier 1 Tourism (the tourists that spend the most money during their stay). Look at Lebanon, Amsterdam, London, Miami, LA, what is their most common denominator? More Prostitutes than Public Bathrooms.
posted by The One and Only One Disobedient Mofo @ 12:50 PM
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