Monday, November 28, 2005

O.D.M On "The Masked Witness"

O.D.M recieved several questions on the "Masked Witness"...

To sum up, O.D.M would like to clarify two things:

-The Masked Witness story is not a big deal
-The Masked Witness should have stayed masked because he is one ugly s.o.b

O.D.M Explains why the story is not important by using Algorithms:

1) Husam was stuffed with a "ganay" up in his Kurdish ass in some Mukhabarat Far3 to say what he said on Syrian TV...


2)Hussam was stuffed with $$ up in his Kurdish ass to say what he said to Mehlis...

After viewing the above, one can deduce the following logical expression:

If Husam underwent Option (1), then he is a liar.
If Husam underwent Option (2), then he is also a liar, because he changed his mind after confessing.

Therefor, Hussam is a 100% liar, and his testimony will not be that big of a deal. It seems like there is a deal in the making and Both parties (Syrian Regime and Mehlis & Co.) have agreed on a framework of interrogations. It is always good news for the Baath Regime when Prince Bandar Visits Damascus.

For the rest of the Syrians, it may not be the best news, we should just sit and wait until mid december, and hope that increased opposition and reform voices will push for real reforms.

Syria Forever

Wednesday, November 23, 2005

In Times of Unconventional Circumstances...

"In times of unconventional Circumstances, conventional means of Governing should be abolished"

...Do you agree or not?

Meaning, during times of turbulence, coups, instability, Emergency laws and policing measures should be taken. That was the legacy of Hafez Assad. To him, We were still technically at war with Israel until the day he died...

I agree. But I think he could have done better in making Syria a better place.

Tuesday, November 15, 2005

O.D.M Hates Kuwait

* Be sure to read the News Story At the Bottom of this posting before you leave.

I have a problem with an idiot who has the Mad Bedouin Disease.

....a person who has made me hate not only him, but all fools who belong to his toe-picking race. His name is Ahmad Al-Jarallah.

He is apparently some big shit in Kuwait, a big horney media mogul, with a deshdasha on his head. An idiot who can't believe that he can read or write, because just 20 years ago, the only thing he knew how to do was say, "yummaaaaa", "haaaaaa", and to milk goats after he findles with their genital organs.

He is the one who has waged the ultimate campaign against Syria. Ever since the Harriri Assassination, He dedicates three sections of his cover page writing stories about Syria, and couple of other stories between the covers. My problem, and I am surprised that I still haven't lost my cool, is that this guy comes up with the most obsured stories that you can ever read. For example, today he writes that the U.S troops are already in Syria, and Nato Planes are on Syrian borders taking notes of targets. The other day he says that Bashar Assad is in exile in Aleppo, before that he writes that Asef Shawkat is being shot at by the Presidential Guards. WHAT THE FUCK IS HIS PROBLEM?

As we say in Arabic "meen shakhkh o tarrashak?", OR who the hell stepped on your tail and pissed you off that much?

It is not like I am against bashing our regime; you know how I curse them in my blog all day. BUT WHAT IS WRONG WITH THIS monkey? Did he run out of little kids with hairless asses? Is he pissed that Bashar is not gay and won't tickle his pickle?

Piss me off.....

But let me tackle it this way. I invite Mr. Ibnil Kalb to my blog, and wish he can answer the questions below.

So according to you, Mr. Hayawan, U.S. troops are already in the Syria you said.

How do you know that? Did your mama tell you that? Or maybe your mama cannot tell you because that ignorant rubber ball is still trying to adapt to sitting on the couch, having just made the move from a tent, sharing the bed with your dad's other wife and three milk-leaking-goats.

hmmm......I don't think it is your mama.

Did you take it from any news source? I don't think so. I have been visiting your website for almost a year now Mr. Feaces, never seeing any news story you post that sources AP, Reuters, or any piece of shit news agency.

Mr. Jar-T-Z, I think Saddam decided to treat you specially in 1990, and instead of cutting your tongue or ear, he decided to chop your little dangling weenie, and now you are very frustrated because not only you piss on yourself all day long, but you can't sexually satisfy a little goat, let alone your wife (or whatever you call that fat hairy bitch). I think that is why you hate anything Baathist, and that is why you hate Syrians you hand-eating gluttunous pig. Go pick up what journalism means you ugly son of an ignorant piece of goat-shit. Here Mr. Jar T-Z, I found it on Webster’s dictionary:

Pronunciation: 'j&r-n&l-"i-z&m
Function: noun

1) a : the collection and editing of news for presentation through the media b : the public press c : an academic study concerned with the collection and editing of news or the management of a news medium

2) a : writing designed for publication in a newspaper or magazine b : writing characterized by a direct presentation of facts or description of events without an attempt at interpretation c : writing designed to appeal to current popular taste or public interest

Pay attentions that you need to "collect and edit news" as opposed to writing about what comes up in your mind while taking a shit. It is "direct presentation of facts or discription of an event without an attempt at interpretation". Ya3ne ya 7maar, you shouldn't write what you think should happen, or what never happened, but you should report what is happening. Meaning, you should write about a piece of shit in a UPS box coming to Kuwait (Pedophile city) right in the middle of your face.

You better pay attention Mr. T-Z, because I think someone back in Far3 "412" Is reading your newspaper and getting real mad while sipping on Matti. To them, all it takes to end your worthless life and the misery of the 19 little kids you force orgies with is a phone call. So watch yourself.

Finally I would like to fabricate my own news story, in response to your stories.

Syrian Awarded Noble Prize For "Creating" Humans
Tuesday 11.15.2005
Kharman Al-Mashool, Stockholm

Self proclaimed T.O.A. O.D.M "The One and Only Disobedient Mofo" has gained world wide recognition, and the world's most prestegious award for creating the first non-cloned and non concieved Kuwaiti. T.O.A.O (The one and Only) O.D.M has literally created a Kuwaiti human being, in a Microwave, in a rather obscured experience.

"Well I was bored, and had nothing to do, and all of a sudden, I was wondering, what would happen if you stick a piece of shit in the Microwave?" Said T.O.A. O.D.M, explaining how the idea came up. "After a minute and half I returned and saw the most disturbing thing! an Ugly ass Kuwaiti in my microwave!" T.O.A O.DM went on. "It is like Microwavable popcorn, but with shit!"

The United Nations issued a statement that "voices concern" on the idea that now everybody can create a Kuwaiti human being. To that T.O.A. O.D.M said: "Who wants a Kuwaiti! As soon as I opened that Microwave and saw that nomad, I cuffed his hands behind his back and placed him in the corner. He is now my human trash can, works great! You step on his feet, he opens his mouth, boom! You should all try it"

********O.D.M would like to Give Mr. Jar-T-Z the Shit Bag of the Month award for being one big idiot that actually pisses off O.D.M so much that he has to waste time writing on him. Congratulations Mr. Jar-T-Z**********

Tuesday, November 08, 2005

Syria and the Mehlis Report


Yesterday I wrote a letter to president Assad. Yes, I may dissapoint many of you, but at the end, O.D.M needs to follow his dream of becoming the next Syrian Prime Minister.

I wrote to President Bashar on how I predicted on my site that Ghazi Kanaan will be found shot dead in his office, exactly as it happened, but almost a month before it happened. I explained to him how good I am in tackling shit, and turning it into Johnson& Johnson Baby Powder.... I told him how I cut the Crisis out of Crisis Management. To sum up, I advised him to go on T.V and shock the world by unveiling THE SYRIAN REPORT.

I advised Bashar to grab a couple of high ranking officials, slap them around a couple of times, and have them sign their confessions on how when where and why they killed Harriri, and how they tried to implicate him (Bashar) by planting evidence that decoys the investigation towards him and his authority.

I am not sure if all of you Disobedient Mofos know that we have an investigation team set up too..why not have them find/fabricate the missing links first? and have Mehlis go to and look for a new job, maybe a Joker in a circus with his tomato head.

I then concluded my letter by explaining my firm stand on having a fully functional Parliament, where I , and other fellow Syrians can practice our God given right of decision making.

Monday, November 07, 2005

O.D.M Having a Religious Morning

A funny, but sad little test that all of us should take, and think about for a minute (or a little more if you'r kind of slow).

I can see a fat white guy wearing an old white T-shirt, khakis and New Balance tennis shoes reading this and saying : "Them fucking Araaabs!"


To insure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport screeners will not be allowed to profile people. They will continue random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, Secret Service agents who are members of the President's security detail, 85-year old Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winning former state Governors.

In accordance with this policy, Transportation Security Screener applicants are being asked to take the following test, which will ensure that employees do not harbor hidden biases that could lead to unfortunate assumptions:

--- In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, Israeli athletes were kidnapped and massacred by:

a. Olga Corbutt
b. Sitting Bull
c. Arnold Schwartzeneger
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1979, the U.S. embassy in Iran was taken over by:
a. Lost Norwegians
b. Elvis
c. A tour bus full of 80-year-old women
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- During the 1980's a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by:
a. John Dillinger
b. The King of Sweden
c. The Boy Scouts
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1983, the U.S. Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by:
a. A pizza delivery boy
b. Pee Wee Herman
c. Geraldo Rivera making up for a slow news day
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

--- In 1985 the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered in his wheelchair and thrown overboard by:
a. The Smurfs
b. Davy Jones
c. The Little Mermaid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40.

--- In 1985 TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a U.S. Navy diver was murdered by:
a. Captain Kid
b. Charles Lindberg
c. Mother Teresa
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by:
a. Scooby Doo
b. The Tooth Fairy
c. Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1993 the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by:
a. Richard Simmons
b. Grandma Moses
c. Michael Jordan
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 1998, the U.S. embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by:
a. Mr. Rogers
b. Hillary Clinton
c. The World Wrestling Federation
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- On 9/11/2001, four airliners were hijacked and destroyed and thousands of innocent people were murdered by:
a. Bugs Bunny, Wile E. Coyote, Daffy Duck, Elmer Fudd
b. Florida's Governor Jeb Bush
c. Mr. Bean
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 2002 the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against:
a. Enron
b. The Lutheran Church
c. The NFL
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 2002 four French journalists, including one woman, were dragged from their cars near the Pakistan border with Afghanistan, taken behind some rocks, and shot to death by:
a. Gang Green's front four
b. Barney
c. The Smashing Pumpkins
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- In 2002 reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and murdered by:
a. Bonny and Clyde
b. Captain Kangaroo
c. Billy Graham
d. Muslim male extremists mostly between the ages of 17 and 40

--- American Airlines Flight 63 from Paris to Miami on December 22, 2001 had a passenger with a ‘Shoe Bomb’ who tried to blow up the plane but was over powered and captured by passengers was:
a. A distraught Al Gore gone radical 1960’s hippie mental
b. Monica Lewinsky who said she was tired of hearing Bill play the Saxophone
c. Donald Rumsfeld
d. Richard Colvan Reid a.k.a. Tariq Rajah a.k.a. Abdel Rahim, a typical useless low life cowardly radical Muslim jerk-- caught and convicted of this crime

--- In May 2004 American Businessman Nicholas Evan Berg was captured in Iraq and beheaded by:
a. The French Foreign Legion using a guillotine under direct orders from President Jacques Chirac
b. A wild band of crazy Japanese Samurai Warriors
c. A Philippine Truck Driver who rig ran out of control
d. Committed by Abu Musab al-Zarqawi, the leader of an Islamist (Muslim) terrorist group which is part of al-Qaida operating inside Iraq

The answer is D to all. I can put up the same test and link America to 10,000 different miseries they have caused...but the sad truth is, most terrorism comes from our region, and the Islamic religion. What's wrong with this religion? is the Quran too hard to be explained? or should we kill every long bearded ugly mofo for issuing more fatwas a day than he farts?

After almost 1,600 years, shouldn't there be an awakening school of Islamic thought that uses more common sense in interpreting Quran, than sticking to old teachings?

I really believe that the too many hadiths, and following too many imams and caliphs lead Islam to be what it is today, and the only way is to go back to the Holy Quran, and interpret it in the right way, according to common sense.

On Another note, Syria has officially recieved Mehlis' request to question 6 or 7 people, I will be more than happy to share some Crisis Management talking points with President Bashar, if he doesn't want to end in Corsica or Palmyra.

It has been never important to demand change in Syria.

I found a nice site, which could use more information and have a mission statement, but I'll share it with you: , check it out.

Syria Forever