Monday, October 31, 2005

O.D.M to UN: Apply the Rules on All

While browsing around, I stumbled across Thomas Pain's Blog, I don't know the guy, but he pulled out a couple of quotes that you can verify yourself. Very interesting.

He was wondering why the U.N doesn't do what Shimon Peres asked it to do, expel countries that seek the demolision of other race/nations or states.

Let's not Forget to Expel Israel Too
Thomas Pain, October 29, 2005

Now that Iran’s president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad is the lead story because of his remarks about Israel, Israeli Prime Minister Ariel Sharon on Thursday called for Iran to be expelled from the U.N., saying "a state which calls for the destruction of another people cannot be a member of the United Nations."

Israeli Vice-Premier Shimon Peres said that Iran should be expelled from the United Nations as a result of his comments.

The UN released a statement, saying "Calls for violence, and for the destruction of any state, are manifestly inconsistent with any claim to be a mature and responsible member of the international community," the EU leaders said in a statement.

Absolutely right. So let’s be fair and balanced and give the Ariel Sharon and others their chance to voice their opinions:

-- "If only it would sink into the sea". Israeli Prime Minister Yitzak Rabin referring to Gaza, just before signing the Oslo Accords.

“I don't know something called International Principles. I vow that I'll burn every Palestinian child (that) will be born in this area. The Palestinian woman and child is more dangerous than the man, because the Palestinian child's existence infers that generations will go on, but the man causes limited danger. I vow that if I was just an Israeli civilian and I met a Palestinian I would burn him and I would make him suffer before killing him. With one hit I've killed 750 Palestinians (in Rafah in 1956). I wanted to encourage my soldiers by raping Arabic girls as the Palestinian women is a slave for Jews, and we do whatever we want to her and nobody tells us what we shall do but we tell others what they shall do." Ariel Sharon, current Prime Minister, in an interview with General Ouze Merham, 1956

"We must use terror, assassination, intimidation, land confiscation, and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of its Arab population." David Ben-Gurion, May 1948, to the General Staff.

"Israel should have exploited the repression of the demonstrations in China, when world attention focused on that country, to carry out mass expulsions among the Arabs of the territories." Benjamin Netanyahu: Speech at Bar-Ilan University, 1989

"We must expel Arabs and take their places." David Ben Gurion, 1937, Ben Gurion and the Palestine Arabs, Oxford University Press, 1985

"We have to kill all the Palestinians unless they are resigned to live here as slaves." Chairman Heilbrun of the Committee for the Re-election of General Shlomo Lahat, the mayor of Tel Aviv, October 1983.

"[I advocate] using poisoned gas against uncivilised tribes [and] against recalcitrant Arabs as an experiment. [I do not understand] the squeamishness about the use of gas [...] We cannot in any circumstamstances acquiesce in the non-utilisation of any weapons which are available to procure a speedy termination of the disorder which prevails on the frontier.” Winston Churchill, then Secretary of State at the British War Office, authorising RAF Middle East Command to attack rebelling Iraqis with chemical weapons, 1919

"We must use terror, assassination, intimidation, land confiscation, and the cutting of all social services to rid the Galilee of its Arab population." Israel Koenig, "The Koenig Memorandum"

"The Palestinians are like crocodiles, the more you give them meat, they want more".... Ehud Barak, Prime Minister of Israel at the time - August 28, 2000. Reported in the Jerusalem Post August 30, 2000

“The Palestinians" would be crushed like grasshoppers ... heads smashed against the boulders and walls." Israeli Prime Minister Menahim Begin in a speech to Jewish settlers New York Times April 1, 1988

Why wasn’t Israel expelled from the UN as a result of these remarks, as Peres demands of Iran?


I wonder what it is, and how it is? Israel blackmail's America? or are they just so good to turn the tides in their favour?

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Monday Morning: O.D.M's Eternal Nemesis Part II

O.D.M oppologizes for the following informal post, as most O.D.M readers already know, Mondays are O.D.M's worst days.. Political commentary will be published Wedensday November 2nd... Thank you

As I have explained in earlier posts, I hate Mondays. It is that f#$ day again, the day where I have to get up in the early morning and go to work, like a well trained German Shepard dog, for less than $50,000 a day.

Yes, this is my minimum, I think I was born to give orders, but parent-supported rich life ended as soon as I graduated, and being unemployed turned ugly on me after money got a little tight, so I think I have to work now.

Just like every Monday, I will not use my brain today. But to serve my fellow Disobedients with their regular dose of pure O.D.M wisdom , I will automatically type what comes to my it organizing, not judging, no cleaning deal with it, and live in O.D.M's brain for a second. I'll jot down the category and wander in my thoughts...

General Brain Farts:

What should I write?

Where should I start? Bashing more Al-Seyassa shit bags with their latest "news" article?

Tell more stories on why the U.S is the worst country in the world when it comes to foreign policy? deception and ill-intentions?

Or should I talk more shit about our disfunctional regime?

How about talking about Farid Ghadry's gay tendencies?

Walla I have so many things on my mind...

This Monday is not that bad actually...

I need a cheap maid who can do my laundry on daily basis. Can she have a cousin who can give a good foot massage?

A couple of specific shades of green give me diarrhea, no joke. I just figured out why I never wear green, and it is my worst color.

My sumo fighter look-alike co-worker is wearing tight green pants. should I tell her that she looks like a sack of amino acids?

I don't like the girl that likes me no more, I like one who's very far from usual.

I am sick of Lebanese people saying "moooo!" (the Shami version of "maa?").... I don't know why they don't like it no more. Lebanese chicks used to always say it to me late at night, but without the M.."Ooooooooooooooooooooh!"

On Politics:

The UN S.C on Syria Resolution is out!!! Oioooooooooooooh!!! holy shit!! what the f#$#$ is new? Why did it not surprise me? is it worthwhile news? Does O.D.M have to waste his precious time discussing a huge news story that he already predicted 6 posts ago? What is the big deal? What did you guys expect to come out of this assolution? the centuries' question? who came first chicken or egg?

I am not wasting any more thoughts on that.

Why can't people just listen to me, and figure out that whatever I say in politics is always right?

Why can't they just start a network of email exchanges and electronic contacts, and set up a date, where we all gather up in Umayyad Square and silently protest the current circumnstances?

Civil Disobedience is the only option. People will soon realize that President Assad is staying atleast one more year from now...but the regime will be weak and will be willing to give up more reforms, or face further isolation, this time from its own people.

Bashar will soon find out that if he pleases his people, he will not have to worry about a coup d'etat from any army general or aliens or whatever.

Bashar Assad sucks by the way, I am not defending him.

I just think that we can get the Parliament while he is still a president. and if I were him, this is what I'd do...please more and more people as much as I can. and by people, I mean the syrian public before Israel and the U.S.

What the hell happened to the lottery ticket? WHY DIDN'T I WIN?

What the hell is new with the Mehlis report? why did I know about everything in it before the whole investigation team got together?

Where the hell are the voice transcripts of Syrian/Lebanese officials planning the murder? Why isn't anybody in Jail already?

How cvan it be the Syrians? some faction in the regime had to take care of business? is he dumb enough to say it over a cell phone? or strike a pause and say cheese as he is pushing the TNT bar? WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU$##

Why can't we investigate the whole intelligence built up that led to the War on Iraq, and condemn "uncooperation of American Government" and hamepering evidence that shows the U.S had no fucking clue what they were talking about? why can't we take them to the security council? Why can't the world say that more than a 130,000 Iraqis are dead now, because of 2 persons, Saddam Hussein, and George Bush (or Karl Rove)

130, 000 Iraqis!!! if each had only 10 family members that means that there are 1,300,000 Iraqis after any American's ass.....


I have some things that are troubling, questions that haven't been answered since I was 12...

If God loves us all? why didn't he preach the right religion to us all?

If God knows everything and he knew that some of us are going to screw up, why did he let us? Aren't we all created by God, and are returning to God?

Doesn't God only know when we will take our next final breath?

I know that in most religions, a country cannot be secular. Western nations and the Vatican went through a lot until they solved this issue, and they now look a lot better than countries that haven't seperated..depending on what is better for whom..Richer people but with an average of 1 in 2 divorces and a prostitute for every 3 males?

Why is Qoran so hard to understand? why is the Bible so vague to understand?

What if we die and we are just dead corps?

Why can't we witness a miracle?


I was not born to work full time, I was born to serve but be more served.

Money buys, happiness, love, trust, verginity, and many more stuff. I don't like it this way, but in those days, it is the sad truth.

Thursday, October 27, 2005

Sappy Mofos

US, France push Syria sanctions
United Nations must act on Syria - Bush
Bush Repeats Call for UN Action Against Syria
Syria's dissidents unite for a change
Rice won't rule out attack against Syria
Subject : US warns Iran, Syria against interference in Iraq
The Pressure Mounts on Syria, but Israel May Still Pay the Price
The Invasion of Syria?
Syria continues process of Bird Flu exploration
US and France to take serious steps against Damascus if implicated
More Pressure Looms for Syria
Pressure Mounting on Syria

I am sad, yet I am happy. I am happy, yet I am sad, therefore I am “Sappy”

Happy (愉快)

I am so happy that something finally triggered all of us Syrians, as every minute passes, people are asking how? Why? Where?

Happy to know that Syria will not be the same country by the end of 2006.
Happy to know that whatever happens next, Syrians will never allow anybody to deprive it of its rights, and by rights I mean more than the right to go to work, come back, eat and sleep...We are hungry Disobedient mofos.. we were entrapped in a cage that deprived us from doing something that we never thought we could do..

I am happy that the internet, TV channels, and all the changes around this flaming Middle East have let us Syrians know, that at the first chance we get, we will stand up for our rights.

Sad (哀伤)

I am sad that we have to hear about democracy and rights from the two countries that have the same respect for freedom and democracy as I respect a cow. I like cows, but if its meet can fill my belly up a little until dinner, I’d eat it.
I am sad to see that there are actually people who really believe a bunch of elites, who shape world politics from in one meeting, and decide on millions of people’s fate in one decision over a drink or coffee.
Had Norway or Switzerland’s Foreign Ministers bashed our regime all day, I would have understood…but to have Rumsfeld, Rice and Monkey-Lipped Bush criticize Syrian policies, it pisses me off.

I do not want to go through why I have no trust in American Foreign Policy; you can read my previous posts on American Policy.

SYRIA: What next

O.D.M is pretty sure that the average Abu Samra the Syrian Samman (grocery shop owner) knows not more than four things about America:

-It is far
-George Bush is President
-America is an imperialistic and Zionist country
-they make a lot of porno movies

The above three are true in many ways but what Abu Samra doesn’t know is that his ass is grass and the Syrian government is the lawn mower.

Abu Samra doesn’t know that his soon-to-be-more-broke-ass is in trouble; whatever he has been brought up to believe is like Mermaid, beautiful, but impossible to see. Everything: Pan Arabism, Syrian Nationalism, Well-Being, Stability, Peace of Mind, sound Economics…..etc are nothing but like farting in the wind, or as we say in Arabic “Draat al Blaat”

O.D.M knows a little bit more than Abu Samra, and probably you. And I am telling you, Syria is in a situation like you are getting sucked into quick sand, but this time it is getting sucked into quick shit.

All of us shouldn’t be sad… The imperialists, Zionists or whatever you want to call them are here to stay, and as long as we are just like dumb sheep in our countries we can never do anything about it. What we should do is capitalize on what the hell is happening.

this Regime's time is up Disobedients.

No, no…don’t just read and nod like your reading your zodiac! pay attention!


Why, all of you Disobedients may ask:
I say because the countdown has begun when the Mehlis Report was out.

The Mehlis Report findings, believe it or not, make as much difference as the difference of whether to wash our hands after taking a piss or not. It is irrelevant. To all of you non-obsessive Compulsives, not washing our hands or washing our hands makes no difference; we are just washing to prevent something that you can’t see, viruses and dirty ass microbes. A lot of people don’t wash their hands, including O.D.M, and they are just fine. But, had there been a highly contagious Diarrius-Cerebrum (Brain Diarrhea) virus in the bathroom vicinity, you will get that damn virus whether you take a bath in sulphuric acid or just wipe piss sprinkles on the side of your pants.

What does Diarrhea and what does Syria have to do with washing hands after a piss?

The decision was made, Syria’s regime has to change, or change its policies. This is like the Brain Diarrhea virus in the bathroom, whether the Mehlis report is positive or negative, the decision has been made i.e. the virus is already there.

The World Decision Makers (WDM), who also can be WMDs if you change the order of letters, have made up their mind: Syria’s time is up.

You can identify WDM’s as whoever you want…Israel/U.S.A/ Monte Negro….etc

Capitalizing on this means that we should ask our Governments for change, especially now, when the world is watching and we have a lot of support.

One commenter on this blog wrote a simple sentence, he said: ” believe it or not, but we need a president like Sharon”

We definitely need somebody like Sharon, maybe not as ugly. This fat mass of shit cares about his country so much, he keeps on influencing world policies to best fit his national interest, he cares for Israel. How many of us care about Syria? Many, how many of us would do anything for Syria? NONE.
Not pissing in the street corner next time you walk isn't caring for Syria. Standing up and asking for your right is caring for Syria.
Are we ready to do the impossible for our country? Maybe, but not alone.

Here is where O.D.M and his Civil Disobedience Ultimatum fit in the equation.


Syria now bought itself some time, but during this time, the regime is getting weaker by the hour. More and more people will be requested for interviews, many of them will be implicated, and Bashar will be watched closely until he makes some changes.

The Civil Disobedience Movement should mobilize its members, and demonstrate and begin its first phase of its plan, a silent march in the streets. About 3000 Syrians in the streets, marching quietly, asking Bashar for reforms, message is simple:

“You stay our president, we want the Parliament”

By Parliament I mean a fully functioning decision making system, not a clapping room where we clap every time we hear “Assad” or “Baath”...

Through emails, word of mouth, text messages, and soon, after some funding, TV/Radio/Internet ads... People will understand that this option is the only viable option; we get a Parliament, which is some say in Syrian Politics, we keep our president and therefore stability and we practice something that we have never done before, Democratic decision making.

Who wouldn’t want this? Opposition? Regime Supporters? Abu Samra? Who the hell wouldn’t want stability, but with more but limited decision making? All regime supporters will know that by this, they will shut the international community and Syrians up for a while, and keep their seats (for a bit more).

What if the Regime ignores or refuses?

That’s when we set our ultimatum:

“Give us the Parliament by February 15th, or face mass Civil Disobedience”

Civil Disobedients deposes regimes, creates history. When people don’t go to work, don’t pay taxes; don’t respect the Government, and refuse to identify with this government.

What are the Authorities going to do in this case? Imprison 50,000 people at a time? Kill hundreds? I doubt it, especially in the current circumstances. Get of your ass, call your friends, send them emails, tell him about my movement, take action, quit being a @#$23 and do something for your country.

Write your comments; let me see how much support this moevemnt has. Screw foreign created political parties, screw instability, fuck Western intentions…let’s create a better Syria from within.

Syria Forever

Monday, October 17, 2005

O.D.M Replies to Condoleezza

What a headline to wake up to, and what a picture to see when you first turn on your computer to read news about the Motherland, tired, fasting, no Cigarette, no coffee...Then you see this primate in her daily shit-talking duties...
Every single f$$ing DAY, Condi says some shit along these lines:

"I think that Syria should..."
"We believe that syria...."
"Syria has been......."
"Syria has not been ...."
Blah blah blah blah!!..YOU KNOW WHAT WE THINK MONKEY FACE?
"We believe that Condi should eat shit"
"We believe that Condi is sexually frustrated"
"Condi should take off the mask because Halloween is over"
"We think you should stick your nose where it belongs! up in Georgy's hairy Redneck ass"

O.D.M Swears to God, that if he puts dry human shit in the microwave for 2 minutes, a shape will come out looking better than the picture you see below.

Syria is continuing to destabilize Lebanon, even half a year after pulling its troops from the country, Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice, pictured 14 October 2005, said, adding that Damascus' actions are serious enough to warrant international action.(AFP/File/Thomas Coex)

After a prolonged stare at the above picture, O.D.M officially accepted the theory: DARWIN WAS RIGHT!

Sorry for doubting your intelligence Darwin, damn...all these years!

O.D.M says: Condi, The U.S.A has been a major player in almost every world turmoil that ever happened, exept natural disasters. It must stop meddling in other countries, or just shut the f%*k Up, because the consequences are great. On another note, if O.D.M decides to take a piss on the street one day, and try to draw a face, it'll come out looking prtettier than yours.


Since our own Foreign Minister Mr. Farouk Al-Sharaa is busy taking more lessons from Mukhabarat on how to not make anothrt mistake revealing that Kanaan was Murdered.
O.D.M will generously take some of his own precious time to reply to Condi Rice's daily shit-talking session.


Call me a Conspiracy theorist, a commy or even carrot head. I careless, I know two facts, well documented, and they sum up U.S. foreign policy.

-U.S.A openly supported Saddam Hussein, well before the Iran War. The U.S sold Weapons to Saddam hussein albeit his "unacceptable human rights violations"

-U.S.A openly supported the Taliban and other extremist millitia's in their plight against Russia.

-Now, the U.S.A decided to pay attention to Human rights, and Liberating "The Opressed Ones".

Let the Freedom ring my ass' doorbell...

Now remember, the War on Afghanistan was to find Bin Laden, and the War on Iraq was to find WMD. Any of the two found? NO

Disobedients: This is the Summary of American Foreign Policy.

Condi: Get a dildo.

Syria Forever

Thursday, October 13, 2005

O.D.M on Syrian News and Stupid Analysis

A lot of Disobedients are wondering what the hell is gonna happen in Syria next, I understand this urge of knowing the unknown. The love of knowing the unknown is a normal human instinct, starting from looking down the toilette seat to see what color and shape you shit looks like today, is it hard? Soft? The floating one? The non-Flushable? Does it need to be broken up by a stick to go down the drain?

Same thing with Syria, we know it is going down the drain but we don’t know what kind of shit to expect. It is perfectly normal not to know. But there is something that is very abnormal. Something so annoying that it constipates O.D.M, it pisses him off so much that he dedicates half an hour of his time to write about it. The feeling is like jumping from a burning airplane, finding a God-sent parachute miraculously in mid air, but still landing on the Eiffel tower, ass first.

Let’s assume the Syria debacle right now is a simple going to the bathroom dilemma. WE all feel that shit is ringing our but-holes interphone; we all know we are going to shit, sooner or later.

What we don’t know is what kind of shit to expect, and quite frankly we can’t know for sure, unless we are Shit experts, and we have spies down our asses. Some professionals may ask you what you have eaten, and predict what is to be shitted i.e. Mexican food gives you burning dangling shit, pizza and steaks give you ass-hurting shit, carbohydrates give you shit that floats, common people can never know this shit. OTHER’S THINK THAT THEY KNOW, AND TELL YOU THAT YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE DIARRHEA, WHILE THE TRUTH IS YOU HAVE REGULAR BROWN SHIT THAT YOU ARE GOING TO WIPE IN THEIR FACE.

This is what pisses me off.Let’s turn the Shit dilemma to the Political analysis now. We all know that change is happening in Syria, but we really can’t tell what kind of shit is gonna take place. Some news analyst, and political thinkers, predict what will happen according to facts, given the current circumstances and events. Proffesional Political Analysts know more history, use more historical facts and still admit that they can always be wrong, because nobody really knows what happens behind closed doors, I don't know what my best friend says when I am not there, how about our presidents? Maybe Bashar and Bush are gay partners, with an adopted kid fro Neiroubi.

Back to the Subject, Some Media outlets like the Sheikh Hamburger financed “Al-Seyassa” newspaper in Kuwait, and many other Arab media always analyze the Syrian future according to how their ass feels that same day, which happens to be helpless, smelly with lotsa greasy hair.

O.D.M hits the "Low-Down": No Doubt
Disobedients: in Saudi Arabian math books, they define a pair of Parallel lines as: “Two lines that never meet unless God changes his mind, Inshallah”. Parallel lines never meet, that is a fact. Another fact, is that we have no viable party as of now to take over from our Giraffe looking-17 letter-lisping-President Bashar Al-Assad.I don’t care about the Reform Party of Syria, The Syrian Republican Party, Syrian Coalition Against Colored People, nor The Syrian Gay Nighclub Party.

I have said this many many times before, the only Pre-established Political party in Syria is the Syrian Communist party and the Muslim Brothers in the Hood (Brotherhood). None of those parties will control a public bathroom in Syria, let alone the whole country, not over Sharon’s naked fat dead body.

When Condoleezza stood in Egypt and said that the U.S. will no longer support stability at the cost of democracy, I felt two things at the same time, disgusted and humiliated. How could that Mean looking bitch lie straight to our faces like that, and why does she look like an angry monkey ?

No More stability at the cost of Democracy!?!?!?!?

-What about Half of the Millitary Juntas in Southern America? From Cuba to Venezuella.-What About Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and the rest of the Gulf Region?
-What about thee quarters of the world living under oppression?

and so on…

Situation in Syria

-Kanaan knew too much, and he was a liability to the Syrian Regime, he was expendable because when he goes down, a detailed history of 30 years of assassination and covert operations in Lebanon are gona.

-By this action, Bashar Al-Assad knows that the harm from the Mehlis report will be minimized. Given that the Mehlis Report implicates his regime directly. I don’t think that they will find hard evidence, but the report is going to be much politicized, George Bush and others already go on TV everyday and, like morons, say “We expect this report to find Syrians role in Harriri Killing”.

In fact, In his shoe box called mind, Bush already knows that Syria is involved, and is “studying ways of furthering sanctions against Syria”.. On the other hand, Syria does have some leverage; Bashar knows there is no replacement for him. He knows that however the report comes out, two or three expendable people at the max can be given up, all of whom are guaranteed to be silent or silenced, Syria can handle that.

When I say He is monkey lipped, believe me.

O.D.M’s Favourite Segment: Weekly Al-Seyassa Newspaper Bashing

Back to what pisses me off everyday as I read the news. Al-Seyassa newspaper, Lord have Mercy! Unfortunately Disobedients, the gap in intelligence and professionalism between the West and the Middle East is bigger than my workers ass (which I described vividly in previous posts- the ass with dimples). This gap is found in everything we do from manufacturing socks, to services, to news reporting.
Why am I ranting like an old women with no teeth? BECAUSE I WANT YOU TO LOOK AT SOME HEADLINES:

Syrian Official Found Dead (Washington Post)
Syrian minister commits suicide (London Free Press)
Syria probes minister's 'suicide' (BBC News)
Syrian Interior Minister Commits Suicide (Voice of America)
Politician's suicide on eve of UN report (the Scotsman)
A Leading Syrian Minister Dies, Apparently a Suicide (the New York Times)
Embattled Syrian minister found dead (the Guardian)

Even the extreme Fox News says: Eyes Turn to Syria After Interior Minister's Suicide (through AP)

Here are some of the many Western Headlines that doubt the “suicide”:
Doubt over gun death (Reuters)
The mysterious death of Syria’s minister of the interior (Radio Netherland)
Was 'suicide' of Syrian official a cover-up? (Chicago Sun-Times)
Eyes Turn to Syria After Interior Minister's Suicide (Zaman Online)

Those people, Report the facts. Some biased Media may chose the facts they want, but they still report facts: There is a dead Interior Minister, and there is a lot of talk of him being Killed rather than himself committing suicide.

Take the most radical news channel in the States, Fox News, Fox News may not necessarily report Palestinian Deaths, but it reports a single Israeli casualty in every news segment it has, in its half hour news casts, to its commentary and talk shows. They select what they want to say, but they say FACTS.


Look at those bumbling dildos at the Al-Seyassa Newspaper, whose campaign on Syria started on the eve of Harriri’s Assassination:

Kanaan tried to take over Syria by a Coup D’etat, so they Killed Him.Meanwhile Asef Shawkat is in Control of all of Syria.

This is the actual f$$king headline. It actually looks like a short story to me! Where are the facts? Bumbling idiots. Everyday they have an out of this world breaking news, THIS SHIT MAKES ME WANTO TO BREAK THEIR HEADS!

To Do List:
Al-Seyassa gay reporters need to step up to Reporting industry standards and report facts, based on research, Or I will personally make sure that I will stick my foot up in their mouths, since they love playing with toes. ITS OK TO BE BIASED YOU CAVEMEN LOOKING GLUTTONOUS MONKEYS, BUT DON"T MAKE UP SHIT, ESPECIALLY EVERYDAY!

What is wrong with those Gay Bedouins? Are they happy that they got some education and can actually hold pens? It is kind of an impressive to learn how to read and write when you were a Goat-milking prehistoric hairy mofos about 20 years ago. BUT NOT EVERYONE WHO READS AND WRITE SHOULD WRITE NEWS STORIES!

Since Al-Seyassa Newspaper reserves the right to report whatever it wants, O.D.M has a list of Headlines he has aboutAl-Seyassa Newspaper. All news comes from confidential news sources that work in “high-levels”:

Al-Seyassa News Editor summoned to court, after sexually harassing gay Philippino Barber in Shop.
Al-Seyassa News Editor Caught following little kids in KG school.
Al-Seyassa crew consider little boys’ summer swimming pool their nigh club
Al-Seyassa Owner found dead after inserting a stapler up his ass, coworkers said: “He Enjoyed it at first!”
Kuwaiti Ruler, Sheikh Hamburger, kills his 73rd daughter, after realizing the prostitute unknowingly slept with him.
Al-Seyassa News Editor found with a foot u in his mouth

Look at this caveman :

"I love Little Kids!" Said Sheikh HAMBURGARR

Wednesday, October 12, 2005

Another O.D.M Prophecy Comes True...

Dear Disobedients,

I am so good in politics, it pisses me off that I am not the Syrian Foreign Minister.

As I have predicted in my September 12 Post "Monday Morning: O.D.M's Eternal Nemisis", Ghazi Kanaan was killed by the Mukhabarat, he was the chosen "kibsh-el-fida" or Scape-goat.

"-Syria can better handle the situation by making up evidence that Ghazi Kanaan ordered Harriri killed, show it to international community, and then assassinate Kanaan in his house, with an Absolute Vodka bottle next to him and a suicide letter, with a glock in his hand. Perfect suicide." (Towards the end of the post)

It appears that the regime has finally realized the danger it is facing, and decided to undergo a decisive action to save its ass.

More to follow...

Ahhhh Abu Ya'arub....... were you trying to stay fit?

Sections of our President's exclusive interviews with CNN's Christiane Amanpour, notice how he lisps in four letters, and how he laughes for no reason. My little cousin can speak better than him:

CNN EXCLUSIVE: Al-Assad questions U.S. role in Iraq (1:51)
Part I of Christiane Amanpour's interview with Bashar Al-Assad (4:21)
Courtesy of

Syria Forever

Thursday, October 06, 2005

O.D.M Looks at an old Spying Case

This story I found today on Yediot Ahronot, funny how there is no single mention of it in the United States. Just replace the name Israel, with Syria/Iran/ Iraq or any other country in the world.

Guilty plea entered in Pentagon spy case
Top Defense Department analyst Lawrence A. Franklin pleads guilty to giving classified information to an Israeli embassy official and members of a pro-Israel lobbying group AIPAC Associated Press

A top Defense Department analyst with expertise in the Middle East pleaded guilty Wednesday to giving classified information to an Israeli embassy official and members of a pro-Israel lobbying group.

Lawrence A. Franklin, 58, said during a plea hearing that he was frustrated with government policy and that he had hoped the two members of American Israel Public Affairs Committee(AIPAC) could influence policy with their connections at the National Security Council.
He also admitted giving classified information to a political official at the Israeli embassy, but said the information he received from the official was far more valuable than what he gave.

“I knew in my heart that his government had this information,” Franklin said. “He gave me far more information than I gave him.”

Franklin pleaded guilty to two conspiracy counts and a charge of unlawful retention of national defense information. U.S. District Judge T.S. Ellis III set sentencing for Jan. 20.

Franklin spoke directly to an Israeli official

Franklin, who was one of the Pentagon’s policy experts on Iran and the Middle East, was indicted in June on five charges.

The two AIPAC officials who allegedly received the information, Steven Rosen of Silver Spring, Md., And Keith Weissman of Bethesda, Md., Also have been charged with conspiring to obtain and disclose classified U.S. Defense information.

AIPAC fired Rosen and Weissman in April. Both AIPAC and Israel deny any wrongdoing.

According to the indictment, Franklin met periodically with Rosen and Weissman between 2002 and 2004 and discussed classified information, including information about potential attacks on U.S. troops in Iraq.

Rosen and Weissman would subsequently share what they learned with reporters and Israeli officials.

On at least one occasion, Franklin spoke directly to an Israeli official. Rosen, a top lobbyist for Washington-based AIPAC for more than 20 years, and Weissman, the organization’s top Iran expert, allegedly disclosed sensitive information as far back as 1999 on a variety of topics, including al-Qaida, terrorist activities in Central Asia, the bombing of Khobar Towers in Saudi Arabia and U.S. Policy in Iran, according to the indictment.

Franklin at one time worked for the Pentagon’s No. 3 official, policy undersecretary Douglas Feith, on issues involving Iran and the Middle East.


This is the same country that tapped Bill Clinton's Telephone Conversations, Installed phone bugs across affluential residents of Washington D.C., sent endless spies to the U.S. and the world, many of whom were caught.

A list by some website, compiling all articles written by credible and respected reporters. Most are copied and pasted into other websites because the original one was blocked (for some weired reason!!)

Still the U.S. supports them tirelessly...

I wonder why? blackmail situation? Just want to get rid of them? or pure lobbying (Legal Corruption)?

O.D.M on Syria, Hikmat Shihabi and the Jihad in the Hood

Happy Ramadan to all Disobedient Mofo's, may this month bring a lot of bless, mercy, reform, radical change, democracy, and shit loads of money to us and the poor in the Levant.

I will count till ten before I read every Kuwaiti Al-Seyassa article, because, I become very volatile when I read all their bull shit stories, especially when I am fasting. I would rather read Alice in Wonderland than their shit-in-diaper they call "The News", but I think I enjoy getting mad at them, and then writing in my blog.

Civil Disobedient Mofo’s, here it is, I have a new headline from this newspaper, are you ready?

According to Al Seyassa, its very close sources said that X Syrian Army Chief of Staff for 25 years, Hikmat Al-Shihabi, is in the United States giving up Army secrets of the Syrian regime, paving the way for an American Military invasion.


Now, I am a very young guy, and I just graduated not too long ago. I haven't studied politics, it is just an interest. I just want to tell those toe-playing, goat-cheese milking, camel raping Bedouins in Kuwait City who have been writing all this bull shit (Allahumma inni sa'em), who the hell gave you a paper and a pen to WRITE? Who made the mistake and gave you a diploma!?


You nose-picking, shit-looking ignorant mofo's: America already knows everything in this region.

It knows where your Kuwaiti Sheikh Hamburger rapes little 14 year old kids, where Bashar Al-Assad takes a shit, and knows the details of every Army in the Middle to an extent that our own Defense Ministers don't know our Order of Battles like any other Mossad or American or Russian agent.

Our countries you idiots are full of people who are poor, and hate the regime, and that is an easy recipe for recruiting operatives.

Bumbling idiots.....

If the Syrian Government know that Hikmat Shihabi is in the United States, which they can easily find out, they will hit the full throttle emergency and Syrians would sense the reformation of the Army within the hours... This means war you stupid shit bags. But what can I say...Al-Seyassa, just like Condoleezza Rice, piss me off....and few people piss me off like that. Those people have just started picking on Syrians and the Syrian regime as if we just invaded Kuwait.. But Syrians are better than that, we don't want more nomads. I do wish though, that Saddam invaded your toilette bowl country..I wish the founder of Saudi, big Hamburgarr just included it to his Kingdome 70 years ago..

Jihad In the Hood

On another note, Professor Landis' most recent post in his Blog touches a very, very important topic, that could ignite a fire cracker in ever Mujahid's ass, and turn our country into Suicide Bomber's Disneyland. His comments elude to a post on some Jihadi website, that called Bashar an American Boot-Licker. Now I may agree that he is a boot-licker, but not when it comes to Jihadis.

I just want to remind the Mujahideen, that Syria was the first country in the whole region that decided to take a decisive action, and basically illuminate all sorts of religious movements. Muslim Brothers in the hood, Mujahideen and all other extremist groups in Syria were fought the end of the 70's and until now.

I don't know if those various incidents that take place in Qassioun, Madaya, Kafar Sousseh and othe isolated incidents are really terrorist activities. It could be a high drug trafficker who decided to shoot this time instead of running away and pressing on the gas. Not that the cop cars are fast, but it is just that the gas is getting a little expensive.

We all hope that we don't end up seeing stupid criminals killing Civilians in the name of God; I don't think they have a cause, however stupid they may get, and however long their beard may get...

Syria Forever

Old Assad Photos

There is no news. O.D.M is not in the best of the moods..

So he thought he could throw a couple of pictures, and hear your views...

*Click on Picture to see larger version

In Jol Jammal Highschool, Lattakia 1940

With Friends in 1946
As he enlists in Homs Millitary Academy, a fresh Cadet with an impressive future...look at the eyes, I think he is saying something: WALLA LA #$%#$%#$%!!!

A Young Millitary Cadet in 1950

In Syrian Air Force Academy, Aleppo, 1954

Uh Oh! Rasining too fast within the ranks.....

Do you like it in Damascus Anoosti? Because I think we may stay here for a WHILE!

With a little help from Abu Staif, everything should be alright

Hi Darlings, I am your new president...

I will play politics like I play Ping Pong...

but first, I need some weapons!

First State Visit to USSR in 1971, Weapons BABY!
I think they seem good, what do you think Abu Staif?

Me and Abu Staif bought some new weapons!

To be Continued...