The Down Low

Dear Obedient Disobedients,

Thank you for your emails and comments asking where I have been....

I haven't died or turned to Sikhism nor in jail....

I just haven't been pissed off to write...I haven't been pissed off for three reasons:

1- Because Work hasn't sucked lately
2- There are no new news in Syria
3- I got numbed out and became like an American when I hear that a fellow Arab dies or gets arrested in Syria, Palestine Iraq or anywhere else...

But I am writing today because I am sincerly pissed off that:

My vision of the Disobedience Movement has died down, a large part of it is due to me, and the other part is because of me also...

I got stuck to my boo, Madden 2006, going out, and other business that may relocate me to the other half of the world....


I don't really feel like talking...so I'll summarize what I have seen and thought lately:

1-Michael Savage and Bill O'rielly are douchebags, I managed to call both of them, and the screener didn't even let me through..imagine...freedome of speech.

2- I went to Syria lately and:
-People in Damascus think it is Geneva, sitting in the cafes in nice weather...dressing up in Moschino T-shirts designed after the Italian team...drivin hot nice cars....
-More girls in Syria lost their virginity before mariage, go out and get drunk till 4 am, and show more skin...and like my past article, this has really ignited our tourism, last time I checked, in April and May, we got 600,000 tourists, more than what we had in 6 months last year. A good looking classy non virgin girl was a treasure in Syria to guys, they used to follow her in the streets, buying her whatever she needs...now we have as many non-virgins in Syria as we have camels between Apamea and Palmyra.
-The Damascene accent tone is toning down amongst the elite Damascene people, and for the first time ever, damascene people acknowledged and finally declared that my accent is the best accent in the Middle East...
- There is shit loads of money in Damascus.....




to be continued...