The One & Only Returns

Dear Obedient Mofos......

JUST IN case you forgot, I am The One & Only, The Illustrious Disobedient Mofo, A.K.A Fidel KashFlo, The Last One Standing, 47, G-Killa, Murda-V, Syrial Killa, The Upsettor, The Last Real G Alive amongst other names...

I proudly am the original founder of the highschool gang that reached unprecedented regional levels, the J.M.A, or "Jama3a M2ayra Ma3on", terrorizing teachers, and blackmailing good transcripts.....

I am the Foresee-or, ImpliMENTOR, dediCATOR...and undisputedly the worst Disobedient Motherfucker you will see in this life, or your soon-to-be-in-a-rotten-grave with only a picture of your politically-useless life to remind your relatives...who will also forget about you in about 6 months to a year...

I not only watch what is happening, I know what is happening, and I take part in what is happening...

I predicted the Harriri Murder, Ghazi Kanaan Murder, The Belated Investigation, the war in Lebanon and your daddy's trans-gender surgery...I don't need to show you a proof...go somewhere else, or take some time and research my earlier posts.

My balls are made of Carbon Nanotubes: A diamond cutting, super-strong light futuristic material that can penetrate a stubborn pre-historic Kurdish person's fossilized skull... and drill holes to dig up the untapped oil deeply imbedded in the Pole of the northern hemisphere.

My balls' material has only been duplicated in CERN labs in Switzerland, 600 Metres below see level, in the same Triple-Glazed Underground Silos they keep the next World Piff-Paff (Raid), the Anti-Matter.


After this humble re-introduction, my generous ass would like to briefly share with you an argument I had with a Lebanese Middle-Eastern optimist.. Who had the audacity to tell me that the New Saudi, UAE, new Lebanon will provide a modern example to the Middle East, swaying Arabs from the backwardness..and ushering them into the new world.

He argued that only by the help of the prospourous, pro-western, Israel-friendly Lebanon...the Arab world would be fine..

he added that that's why it is the most sought after destination in the Arab world...

He talked of the freedom of press, prostitution, and open minded traits of the lebanese society....


blah blah blah, tomato tamato, Playstation, Omlette Du fromage...bullshit wrapped in pita bread...

As you know me, as THE ONE & ONLY DISOBEDIENT MOFO, I would NEVER lower my self and utilize my artful skills, knowledge and counter that ignorant fuck who's picture appears on http://www.ratemypoo.com/ ...

I mean if they were people in there, maybe I'd show off and throw and make that fool sound like an illigitimate son of King Fahd or something like that..

But instead... I gave Bozo the Clown one of my vintage 1997 mean looks... warning him as he was speaking that I am going to humiliate him in 17 seconds, and make him look like he has just been caught pleasuring himself to cartoons by his mom as it was sadly unstoppable due to premature ejaculation, infront of the girl he has been desperately trying to take out and impress all night...

I just advised the Trend-following metrosexual to go ahead and start what has already started in San Diego and Boston, and begin the full-westernization campaign to go infront of Lebanon's Parliament in Rainbow-Colored suite and start the big battle of allowing Gay-Sex marriage..

I also told him the his fruity shirt he was wearing would help in the agenda, and set the tone for a happy ending.

I also was specific on inheritence issues between same sex couples: The Taker in the Relationhip would take 57%, and The Giver would be eligible for 43%, in case one of them should die before the other. Givers and Takers to be calculated as an average for the duration of the relationship.

You should have seen the color of his face...I caught him off guard, I could swear that his face had the colors of my balls..they have been awefully blue during Ramadan..


Coversation Ended right there.


Syria Forever,


O.D.M