O.D.M: The Return

Comrades,

If Spiderman and Batman Return..then I shall have the returnest return of all the f*** returns since the first mention of the combined letters "R.E.T.U.R.N" was ever recorded...and I'm talking way before the Frenchy's put a "re" before a "torner"..in case your butthole craves etymilogical pleasures.....

Last time I wrote in this blog I was 23...I was dumb and lost in a very smart way...I mean if you take away the few mediocre yet award winning articles I wrote in 2006...since my last pieces a lot of shit happened, including-but not limited to:

- YOUTUBE!
- Iphone/Ipod/Ipad & Blackberries
- Obama
- Harriri visit Syria
- Water traces on Mars
- Swarms of Crazy long bearded Sheikhs that now have blogs (iFatwanizers)!
-Kim Kardashian
- Mapping of Mammal genome
- GPS
- Glenn Beck re-invented

small foot note: while all this was happening, Arabs as a whole and Muslims specifically managed to go back 233 years back into the anals of History ..by further digging themselves a bigger bacwardedness hole, and shattering the proverbial glass ceiling of ignorance thus further proving their links to Silverback Gorillaz..therefore their only accomplishment is causing scientists concerned with this topic to add Gorillaz, as opposed to Chimps, to the Darwinian Theory of Evolution


BUT now, since I have sponged in some newfound knowledge, and equipped my balls with diamond strength, yet ipod strength touch technology...I am ready to spit some literature like never before.

and unlike the Studios of NBC, I will allow you, my fans to pick the first topic that I should unverginize in my blog after the prolonged freeze...yet again, any new words you find here are not misspelled, or misused..they are just new coined words..like "unverginize"

Do keep in mind: I don't want to discuss pop culture..evaluate porn websites, or teach you how to make 12.99$ from your home PC.

O.D.M is back....